Post by David Slayton on Mar 22, 2014 7:51:22 GMT -6
Episode 140 - May 23, 2011
BWF Havok - sorry, MAVok - opens as we join "The Emerald Phoenix" Emily Corlen, beaten up from her hellacious TLC Match against David Blazenwing 24 hours before at PWA High Stakes, but all smiles, as she takes the mic, wasting no time.
Emily Corlen: Ladies and gentleman, at this time, please welcome your acting Owner for tonight's BWF Monday Night Mavok... the sexiest man in the known universe and the greatest male in-ring performer of his generation... the one... the only... JOHNNY... MAVERICK!!!
"King of Everything" by Anarchy Club plays and out comes Johnny Maverick. He straightens his tie a bit and smirks as he looks out at the audience. The announcers welcome us to Monday Night Mavok and give us a rundown of tonight's matches before we cut back to Johnny, climbing in the ring before kissing Emily Corlen in a nearly 'Too Hot for TV' manner.
Emily Corlen: Now... actually, before we start... do I need to call you Mr. Maverick? Because I kinda feel like we're past that, but I don't want to step on your toes or anything...
Johnny Maverick: You can call me anything except what you call me in the bedroom.
Emily laughs.
Emily Corlen: Well, no, I didn't think of that... although...
She thinks for a moment, grinning.
Emily Corlen: Okay, I'll behave myself... for now. SO. Let's get right to the meat of the matter, so to speak... after all, you know me, I hate foreplay.
She smiles at Johnny as the crowd cheers.
Emily Corlen: You have a major announcement regarding WrestleFest?
Johnny Maverick: I do, but why just blurt it out? I'd rather give you the run around for a few minutes.
Emily shakes her head, chuckling.
Emily Corlen: Yeah, I expected that. Alright, then. Do you have any words for the now FORMER PWA employee sitting in the front row?
Emily motions to none other than David Blazenwing himself sitting at ringside, who glares back angrily. Johnny smirks, then leaves the ring with his microphone and climbs the barricade so he can sit right next to Dave.
Johnny Maverick: Hey, buddy! How's the ole career goin?
DB stares ahead, trying his best to ignore Johnny, but his cheeks are growing redder by the moment.
Johnny Maverick: Well Dave, I have news! I got a memo from the Board of Directors DEMANDING that a main event be set for WrestleFest TONIGHT. Which means I, JOHNNY MAVERICK, gets to book a match for WrestleFest! Got any guesses as to what I could have in mind?
He shoves the mic in Blazenwing's face. DB recoils for a moment, and then calmly answers.
David Blazenwing: ...I already HAVE a main event set for WrestleFest, you mouth breather. The BWF World Title's gonna be on the line. I just can't say who the Champion will be until tonight's main event ends. So, how can you?
Johnny nods.
Johnny Maverick: That's what I said! But no, this is WRESTLEFEST, they said! Dave was thinking too small! They wanted something bigger than a World Title Match. They wanted... ooomph! Zazz! Now tell me Dave, what, besides your ego, could be bigger than a World Title Match?
David Blazenwing: Your girlfriend's ass?
Johnny Maverick: Man, I LOVE that big ass. But no... now hear me out, Dave! A four on four match... the Alliance versus four wrestlers of MY choosing. Sound interesting so far?
DB glares at Maverick, unflinchingly.
David Blazenwing: Well, aside from the sea cow you're dating, I can't imagine anybody else who would possibly be willing to fight against US. So you got her, and three other losers? Hardly a challenge. Yawn. Next.
Johnny Maverick: Actually, I had a few other names in mind... let's see. Ash Nukem, Lisa Seldon, and Matthew Engel sound good to you?
The audience EXPLODES in cheers.
Johnny Maverick: But silly me! We still need a fourth! Who could be the team captain?
David Blazenwing rolls his eyes.
David Blazenwing: I don't CARE, and you're not amusing anybody but yourself and Bessie over there in the ring.
DB glances at the ring, where Emily is giving him the finger.
David Blazenwing: Classy broad. Look, I don't care WHO your 'captain' is, just tell us so I know whose face to aim my foot at come WrestleFest.
Johnny Maverick: Oh, he's booked in a match later tonight. BUT, the Board of Directors STILL weren't satisfied! So I looked around your lovely office and... well I got to thinking... I really liked it in there. So.... this match at WrestleFest? If my team wins? I get control of your company.
DB stands up, seething.
David Blazenwing: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Johnny Maverick: You kidding me, bitch? I did it last Tuesday!
David Blazenwing: You are... LUCKY... I can't hit you right now... because if I could, that microphone would be so far up your ASS...
Johnny Maverick: That's good. For being such a sport about this? I'm gonna let you call the Team Captains match tonight...oh...and one more thing. Got you a preseeent.
DB's eyes shift warily as Johnny hands him a t-shirt with an 'MWF' logo. DB looks at the shirt, then... starts laughing.
Johnny Maverick: He likes it!
DB then balls the shirt up before throwing it as hard as he can into the crowd. He stands up, still laughing.
David Blazenwing: Oh, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny... you've just made the biggest mistake of your life. Do you really think you can succeed where Cody Clark failed? Where Kyle Cross failed? Danny Allan? Mark FUCKING Sommers? You really think you're the first guy to try and put me out on the street?
Blazenwing motions to the arena full of people.
David Blazenwing: I'm still here, bitch, after all these years... and come WrestleFest, you're just gonna be another damn name on the trophy case. BANK ON IT.
Johnny Maverick: You're confident.... good. We'll see how long that lasts.
Johnny then grabs DB and gives him a big, Bugs Bunny-esque kiss on his lips before he hops back over the barricade. DB considers jumping the rail after Johnny, but decides discretion is the better part of valor before sitting back down and grabbing the soda out of the hands of the small child next to him to wash the taste of Maverick out of his mouth.
Johnny Maverick: Now then! To business! We've got quite a show in store for all of you on Monday Night Mavok! But first!
Johnny picks up Emily Corlen on his shoulder.
Johnny Maverick: I'm gonna go bang our hard-hitting reporter in David Blazenwing's office. Later, kids!
"King of Everything" by Anarchy Club plays again as Johnny helps Emily out of the ring, then carries her up the ramp, a loud "JOH-HNY" chant filling the arena. DB, meanwhile, is sitting at ringside, positively fuming.
Nick Webb: That can't make Dave happy... and now his hold on the BWF is in jeopardy!
Rayne: Except for the fact that he's got the Victory Wrestling World Champion Marvin Wood, AoWF Intercontinental Champion The Phoenix and the next BWF World Champion Alexander O'Ryan backing him, so there's no danger at all!
Alex Wilkie: Maybe, but they have to face PWA Grizzly Beer Champion Ash Nukem, PWA World Champion Matthew "Virus" Engel and REBEL Pro World and AoWF World Champion Lisa Seldon, in addition to this mystery team captain... it's far too early to tell who will hold the advantage come WrestleFest!
Nick Webb: Certainly a historic main event to be sure, and speaking of historic main events, stay tuned; coming up later tonight, we have not one, but TWO BWF World Championship Matches on tap! You don't wanna miss it!
Star Diamond's Small Problem
We join Star Diamond backstage. He is shadow boxing his midget wrestling friend El-Chavez. Of course do so he has to duck down extremely low and to punch his little friend's hands.
Star Diamond: you didn't tell me O'Ryan employed you.
El-Chavez: Si Senior.
Star Diamond: knock it off with the Spanish would you, I don't have time for this.
El-Chavez: sorry, are you ready for your match tonight.
Star Diamond: never been more ready.
El-Chavez: Good, because I want my friend to be the champion tonight. I hate my boss, and well you know.
Star Diamond: yes I know no one wants Shelley as champion anymore.
El-Chavez: so get out there and give him the good ol one two for me tonight.
Star Diamond: you got it little guy.
Star winks at the camera and looks back at El-Chavez.
Star Diamond: what? The people need to see that I have a plan what a better way than a wink?! Plus have to remind them this is Monday Night Mavok Starring the "Star of the Show" Star Diamond.
El-Chavez gives Star a jab into the gut. Star groans a bit.
El-Chavez: that's for calling me little asshole.
Scene fades.
Jethro Hayes vs. Alex Wilkie
Back in Japan for Honor Bound week, Alex Wilkie got drunk and signed a talent contract, not realizing that he would be forced to wrestle under said contract. He hopped out of the announcer's table for this brawl, and as he and Hayes traded blows back and forth, there were a couple of flashes of golld old "Grade A" Alex Wilkie; unfortunately for Alex, the ring rust did show a tad, and Hayes was able to take advantage of that, catching him in the middle of the ring with The Planter (Jacknife Powerbomb) for the much-needed victory after falling to Matthew Engel in the main event of PWA High Stakes just 24 hours before.
WINNER: Jethro Hayes, via pinfall
After the match, Hayes pulled Wilkie to his feet and shook his hand before leaving. Wilkie returned to the announce table and when Rayne tried to ask him how the match went, Wilkie responded with a resounding "shut the hell up, Rayne" which had Nick Webb nearly rolling on the ground laughing!
Day of the Dumpster, Part Two
The cameras cut to backstage, the camera pans around a bit before it catches two very suspicious characters, the two have their backs to the wall of the arena as they crab walk slowly towards the dumpsters, the camera comes a bit closer to make out two BWF superstars – the recently turned heel duo of Stryker Cloud and The Big O!
Big O: Ugh, It smells like death and homeless, Cloud!
Stryker Cloud: LORD Cloud, and it should smell that way, if my information is correct one of BWF's nastiest ex-super stars will be back here?
Big O: Wait, did you mean McNastiest?
Stryker Cloud: No, sweet Jesus, I think he would have a bit more respect for himself, No... this one is far far worse...
They reach the dumpster, they both look down at their feet and see scattered piles of bones here and there.
Big O: Oh god I hope those aren't human....
The dumpster top bursts open as a beam of red light and smoke rises up from the top, and from the depths of the dirty dumpster rises a large being, masked and clad in red and black.
Stryker Cloud: Big O, I think you remember... BioCyde!
Big O: I'm pretty sure I do, didn't you used to eat puppies for breakfast?
Biocyde grunted that sent shivers down Stryker Cloud and Big O's spines.
Big O: Fantastic...we have a job for you...
The camera cuts to commercial.
She's Not Mannish... She's Just Muscular
The cameras move backstage, where we see Star Diamond and Andy Sensation walking and talking. They turn a corner and see Emily Corlen standing there... they lock eyes, she takes a step toward them and Star pats Andy on the chest.
Star Diamond: You can handle this one!
Star then takes off running as the crowd laughs. Emily walks up, watching Star run off.
Emily Corlen: Where the hell is he going? I was just gonna ask if you two wanted some pizza? Johnny ordered enough for the whole roster.
Andy shrugged.
Andy Sensation: Hell yes! That works out, I have something I want to run by your boyfriend.
Emily nods and the two start walking back to Johnny's office.
Andy Sensation: Hey, by the way, no hard feelings about our comments this week against you?
Emily Corlen: Pssh. Please. If I was angry, you'd be in an ambulance right now.
Andy laughs halfheartedly, and then looks behind him as if he's considering following his brother after all, but stays by Emily's side as the two of them enter Johnny's office as the camera cuts back to the ring.
But Johnny's Not IN His Office...
The camera cuts back from commercial as the camera follows Biocyde on his way backstage, passersby make way and hold their noise as he makes his way towards the dressing rooms. He stops in front of a door, the camera turns around where the name "Triad" is written on a small card, Biocyde grunts and kicks the door in.
The burly brute turns his head as he gazes around the room, he then walks over to a gym back and picks up the Driver belt buckle triad wore as part of his suit.
Triad: "HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!"
A voice from behind shifts Biocydes attention as a towel clad Triad stands not in uniform yet, the camera was barely able to catch his next move as he kicked the belt buckle out of Biocydes hands and catches it, he holds the belt buckle to his waist and backs up into the room he just came from.
Triad: "HENSHIN!"
Biocyde quickly follows into the room as the camera turns in quickly showing a now uniformed Triad and Biocyde in a locked grappled, Biocyde grabs Triad by the head and throws him into the large mirror! The much larger Biocyde picked up the rag doll Triad covered in glass and carried him out into the hallway, again he tossed him into more stuff that was just lying around, Biocyde didn't care, Triad picked himself up and dusted off his knees before he took a fighting pose.
Then out of nowhere Johnny Maverick comes on screen with a referee.
Johnny Maverick: Triad... and you..
He pointed to BioCyde.
Johnny Maverick: Since you can't wait to get into the ring for your match, I've brought the ref here so we can have it right now... and by the way, it's for the Dragonzord... god I still don't get why we have one... Title...
BWF DRAGONZORD CHAMPIONSHIP
BioCyde vs. Triad ©
The ref holds up a ring bell before dinging it three times, the distracted Biocyde turned his head, only to meet a swift enzigurie kick from Triad, knocking him to the floor, Triad backed up and threw three coins into his driver before running the ring on his belt across it.
"SAI! GORILLA! ZOU!"
Silver fireworks explode in front of Triad, now clad in his "Sagozo" form, he wasted no time going to town on Biocyde, pounding on him with both hands before knocking him to the side with a hard double axehandle. Biocyde barely had time to get to his feet before Triad tackled him, knocking both of them into a craft services table!! Triad again picked himself back up and pounded his chest triumphantly, however he let his guard down and Biocyde took the advantage with a hard low blow, he then tried to pull him into the school boy pin, but Triad rolled out of his, holding his junk alittle, Biocyde tried to pull Triad into a hard suplex to finish him off, but Triad used what little weight he had over Biocyde and reversed into a suplex of his own! He bent himself backwards just enough to pin Biocyde down for the win!
WINNER AND STILL DRAGONZORD CHAMPION: Triad, via pinfall
Watching from their own room somewhere else in the arena Big O was throwing a fit, watching the fight over the TV.
Big O: DAMN HIM! DAMN THAT TRIAD! I'LL GET HIM! I'LL GET HIM IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!
Havok cuts to commercial.
Alternate Career Suggestions
Star Diamond is seen in front of the camera with announcer Will Irwin. Will with microphone in hand.
Will Irwin: Star Diamond tonight you have a match up for the BWF World Championship against the winner of Gabe Shelley and Alexander O'Ryan. Do you have anything to say about this upcoming match?
Star Diamond: well I know I have talked on and on about it, but things always seem to linger just a bit longer. Tonight, I go up against a guy who deserves to go up against me is what it comes down to. They are both competing to wrestle me in the main event tonight. Will either one of them be able to handle how awesomely awesome I am no of course not.
Will Irwin: right and what do you think of O'Ryan saying he will retire from BWF if he does not win here tonight?
Star Diamond: Well this is something I did think of for a long time, and I thought huh what could O'Ryan do after his retirement and I had a friend help me out and create a great career for him after wrestling is over for him. Please take a look at the screen.
Star Diamond: As you can see this is O'Ryan as a Milk Man, I figured it would suit him. He could go around town and make sure all those little boys and girls are getting plenty of Vitamin D and Calcium. Though I figured, he might not like the idea of Milk so what about Alexander O'Ryan the bus Driver!
Star Diamond: Okay okay, Now I understand he might not like those. I figure just give the poor guy some options on future careers. Now, Gabe don't think I forgot about you. I figure you working with children was also a good idea, but more like high school would be better.
Star Diamond: Gabe Shelley Math Teacher, it just sounds like a great idea. He is always holding up his and shit, it just makes sense. Okay I figured Math might be too hard for to you teach, and being disabled after our match won't help so how does this sound.
Star Diamond: Yeah, think about it. You could great people like O'Ryan and say hi welcome to wal mart. I think it's a perfect job for someone with your intellect.
Will Irwin: Big words coming from you Mr. Diamond, Care to say anything else?
Star Diamond: um no, besides that later tonight I am going to be world champion! but you know what Will you have a good night.
Star pats Will on the chest and walks off.
Will Irwin: Well you heard it folks! Stay tuned for our main event later tonight!
Lenard the Mime vs. Team Maverick's Captain
DING DING DING!!!
We return from commercial and Lenard the Mime is waiting in the ring, making an imaginary box.
Nick Webb: We are joined here at ringside by suspended BWF C.E.O. David Blazenwing.
David Blazenwing: I just got a call from the AoWF Board of Directors, Nick, and I'm very happy to say that I'm only suspended through the conclusion of tonight's show. As for right now, I'm just here to see what poor soul Johnny has lined up for me and the rest of The Alliance to crush at WrestleFest.
Scott Benjamin: And now... introducing the Captain of Team Maverick...
"Hoodie Ninja" by MC Chris starts to play and out comes a masked man in a hoodie.
Scott Benjamin: From Parts Unknown... HOODIE NINJA 437!!!
The Hoodie Ninja sprints to the ring and raises his fist. The audience is... confused to say the least.
David Blazenwing: (Laughing) Really?! Johnny made a HOODIE NINJA his team captain? Oh, WrestleFest will be easier than I thought!
Nick Webb: What on Earth is Johnny thinking?
DING!
Lenard lands a few punches on the Hoodie Ninja but the Ninja is shrugging them off like nothing, in fact seems to be asking for more. Lenard obliges until the Ninja grapples with him and slams him on the ground with a picture-perfect bridging Northern Lights Suplex!
1...
2...
Lenard kicks out of the hold, but the Ninja is quick to mount him and starts raining down a series of hard punches and elbows, the ref counts to four and the Ninja gets off of Lenard. He runs to the ropes, springboards off of the second rope, and turns as he bounces back toward Lenard, kneeing him hard in the throat. The audience's interest is piqued.
Rayne: Well that move certainly looks familiar.
David Blazenwing: Oh, there is no way.
The Hoodie Ninja looks at his downed opponent and unzips his hoodie, revealing a t-shirt with the 'My Little Pony' character 'Derpy Hooves'. The people who get it find this funny. The Mime starts to stand and the Hoodie Ninja quickly double underhooks his arms near the corner, double underhook suplexing him into the actual turnbuckle. The audience groans and Lenard slumps down like he doesn't have any bones.
David Blazenwing: I swear to God... it had better not be...
The Hoodie Ninja releases a savage feral roar as he strips off the Hoodie and throws it into the audience, followed by removing his facemask to reveal...
Nick Webb: JOHNNY MAVERICK! JOHNNY MAVERICK! JOHNNY MAVERICK!
David Blazenwing throws his headset down and stands up, furious.
David Blazenwing: MOTHER FUCKER!
The audience has erupted in cheer and Johnny has an intensity etched in his face that we have never seen before as he waits for his opponent to get to his feet. Johnny locks him in a inverted facelock and hooks his leg before he looks over to David Blazenwing and winks. He lifts the Mime up before dropping him HARD on his skull, nailing Lenard with the ABM (Another Body Murdered)! Johnny rolls him up for a pin.
1..
2..
Johnny lifts Lenard's shoulder up.
Alex Wilkie: Johnny isn't done; he wants to send a message to you, Dave, and the rest of the Alliance!
Johnny lightly smacks Lenard in the face a few times as he helps him to his feet, helping him regain enough consciousness to stand, before he quickly brings him back down to the floor with a very impressive rolling armbar.
Nick Webb: IT'S THE PERFECT ARMBAR! LENARD IS TAPPING! LENARD IS TAPPING!
The end bell rings and Johnny doesn't give up the hold until the ref starts to get on his case about it.
DING DING DING!!!
Scott Benjamin: Here is your winner... and Captain of Team Maverick at WrestleFest... The Eternal Bastard... JOHNNY MAVERICK!!!
Johnny releases another savage roar before turning his gaze to David Blazenwing. Johnny rolls out of the ring and Dave prepares to defend himself until Johnny reaches under the ring and pulls out a can of spraypaint. He shakes it up and goes over to the announce desk Dave is standing at. He repaints the 'BWF' logo on the front of the desk to read 'MWF'. He tosses the can aside and we get a moment of Johnny and Dave face-to-face. Hatred on David Blazenwing's face and savage amusement on Johnny's. Johnny tips an imaginary hat to Dave as he turns and walks away. "Rise Above" by Black Flag plays throughout the arena as the crowd cheers for Johnny. We go to commercial...
French Kiss of Death
Xaria Linette is seen walking backstage and looking around. She seems to be on the hunt for something or someone. She has her glitter chair in hand, checking doors for names and passing a few of the ring crew. From behind, however, Andy Sensation attacks her with a large forearm to the back of the head. She drops her glitter chair and turns around to see him-- only to receive her own weapon smashing into her face. She goes down and looks to be out cold, all while he towers over her.
Andy Sensation: Stupid Frenchy, you stay out of my brother's match tonight!
He throws the chair down on top of her, and takes off running. She groans and stares aimlessly towards the ceiling for a moment before she closes her eyes.
Nick Webb: Oh, no! Xaria's hurt!
Rayne: And her match against Finale is up next!
Xaria Linette vs. Finale
Finale and Ramona Holiday come to the ring, ready for a fight, Finale pissed as a mother fucker after losing the AoWF King o' Extreme Championship in a brutal match to Lucious Starr at PWA High Stakes 24 hours ago. He waits for Xaria to come out, but nobody appears. Her music plays three times, and nothing. Just as the referee is about to announce Finale as the winner as the result of a forfeit, her music kicks in one more time and she hobbles down the ramp, still clearly hurting from the ambush moments ago. She rolls into the ring and the referee asks her if she wants to forfeit, but she vehemently says 'no!' and the ref rings the bell. Finale wastes no time taking advantage of Xaria's hurt state, taking her apart with several stiff shots to the areas Andy Sensation had attacked, then finally hitting her with the Stripper's Real Name (Vertebreaker) right on her head and neck for the pinfall victory.
WINNER: Finale, via pinfall
After the match, Ramona slid into the ring and both her and Finale taunted Xaria as the referee checked on her. They never saw Matt Stone slide into the ring and as Ramona turned around first, she caught a face full of Stone's newly won PWA Intercontinental Championship. Finale snaps, going after Stone, but Stone dodges Finale's punch before catching him with his C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker! (Codebreaker) Stone then stands above both Finale and Ramona, holding up both the PWA Intercontinental and BWF United States Championships as the cameras shift backstage.
A Message to the Alliance
We open on Alexander O'Ryan as he gets ready for his big match tonight.
Johnny Maverick: Hey sport! How's it going? Feeling ready for your match tonight?
Alexander O'Ryan: I -
Johnny Maverick: That's good. That's good. Hey man, just wanted to know that there's no hard feelings. I mean, I know you and your crew have had some disparaging things to say about me in the past few weeks but I just want you to know that that's all water under the bridge. And I assure you that when I take control of the company, you will always have a job here in the BWF. Well, I'll be renaming it the MWF, but you get the drift.
Alexander O'Ryan: Yeah, I -
Johnny Maverick: Well, good luck with your match.
Johnny turns to leave but stops in his tracks and turns back around.
Johnny Maverick: There is... one thing that has been gnawing at me a bit however. You and your little gang saw fit to assault my girlfriend, Emily Corlen. Now that was just... low. And I expect an apology.
Alexander O'Ryan: I'm not going to apologize to you or to Emily, so save it Johnathan.
Johnny Maverick: Alright... well... Hey, no harm done. I'll just direct you to my assistants.
Alexander O'Ryan: Who -
O'Ryan's sentence is cut off once more but not by Johnny's overactive mouth, but by a kick to the back of the head that knocks him down. Ash Nukem and Spyke Gein step in and start wailing on O'Ryan with stomps as Johnny takes something out of his pocket. He puts on a pair of brass knuckles and Spyke and Ash hold O'Ryan to keep him from moving.
Johnny Maverick: You and David Blazenwing sealed your own fates... and Marvin and Rob? I'll get to them soon enough. You boys were brave enough to hang your balls out and stupid enough to not expect someone to take a kick. Well I'm ready for the ring again and it seems like you boys will have to serve as an example to the rest of the Alliance. A lesson is going to get learned here, boy.
Johnny punches O'Ryan in the face HARD with the brass knuckles, leaving him semi-conscious on the floor.
Johnny Maverick: You do NOT fuck with Johnny Maverick.
Ash pours a bottle of water on O'Ryans face to wake him and Spyke tosses him a handkerchief.
Ash Nukem: That was for Duff!
Johnny grins.
Johnny Maverick: Good luck in your match... Xan.
Johnny, Ash, and Spyke walk away as we cut to commercial.
Three More Weeks
Emily Said There Was Still Good In Him...
The camera shifts to the parking lot, where we see an irate David Blazenwing leaving the show.
David Blazenwing: This is fucking RIDICULOUS! ...Maverick... you son of a... aaaarrrrggghhh!
Blazenwing turns and punches the nearest wall, then immediately shakes his hand in pain. He shakes his head, then continues walking toward his car. He turns the corner and stops as he notices a banged up, furious Xaria Linette and a friend talking. Both women turn and stop as well, their attention now on the angry looking man in front of them. Linette tilts her head, bewildered by Blazenwing's presence. Just as she's about to say something, her friend speaks up first.
Tiffany Grace: ...oh! Your knuckles are reddening, sir.
The woman makes her way over to him and doesn't even wait for his approval as she takes his hurt hand in both of hers, examining it. Meanwhile, Linette giggles a bit and walks over to her friend's side, looking at her boss.
Xaria Linette: Seems you've already got her attention, monsieur. This is my friend, Madame Tiffany Grace.
Blazenwing seems slightly taken aback as he looks at Xaria, then Tiffany.
David Blazenwing: Uh... yeah. That's great...
He pulls his hand away, blushing slightly.
David Blazenwing: I, uh... I should probably leave you two alone. I have... uh, places to go. I can't be here right now.
He turns back towards the arena, scowling slightly for a moment, but there's no doubt that that appearance of the two lovely women before him has certainly softened his demeanor.
Tiffany Grace: What's the matter, honey? You seem a little apprehensive...
Grace looks him in the eye with a glimmer in her own eyes. Linette picks up on that look, glances at Blazenwing and suddenly giggles.
Xaria Linette: Oh, I see what's going on!
Tiffany Grace: H-huh? What?
Grace turns to her giggling friend for a moment, curious. She seemed to have just snapped back into reality from zoning out.
Xaria Linette: The way you held his hand in yours, the look in your eye, your spacey episode-- you l-i-k-e him, don't you?
Tiffany Grace: O-oh my! Goodness, I... um... I-I didn't mean to come off like that. I...
Grace is blushing bright red and it only makes Linette giggle even more. DB, meanwhile, just seems confused.
David Blazenwing: Uh...
He looks at Xaria, who seems to be giving him the "say something, you idiot!" look, before he looks back to Tiffany.
David Blazenwing: I'm David. David Blazenwing.
He extends his hand, smiling slightly. At first Tiffany is a little hesitant, simply staring at his extended hand. Xaria offers her a light, gentle nudge with a wink in her direction before she stretches out her own hand and takes his. The two of them shake hands, but neither is willing to release. Tiffany finds herself staring into his eyes, the red hue of her cheeks beyond subtle. She feels his hand give hers a squeeze before she smiles softly and squeezes his in return.
Tiffany Grace: ...nice to meet you, David.
Meanwhile, Xaria giggles once more and folds her hands behind her back.
Xaria Linette: I... am an amazing match maker.
Xaria smiles brightly and takes a few steps back, turns around and wanders off with a whistle to let them be alone. The camera simply observes them for a moment before it begins to fade out.
BWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
Alexander O'Ryan vs. Gabe Shelley ©
DING DING DING!!!
Scott Benjamin: Ladies and gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for ONE fall and it is for the BWF World Championship! Introducing first, the challenger... he hails from Mexico City, New Mexico by way of Ottawa, Ontario, Canada... weighing in at 222 pounds... he is ALEXANDER O'RYAN!!!
Alexander O'Ryan comes through the curtain, accompanied by no music which makes the jeers he receives from the crowd that much more audible than normal. He makes his way to the ring, not ignoring the crowd, but giving zero specified reaction to them either, simply taking it all in for what it is with a smug grin on his face. He appears to be hiding the effects of the beatdown earlier well... he's determined to leave here tonight as Champion or else.
Nick Webb: Alexander O'Ryan is looking to bring home the BWF World Championship to the Alliance of Wrestling's Finest, and has vowed to retire if he is unable to do so! But to leave here as the Champion, he's going to have to survive not one, but TWO title matches in a row!
O'Ryan enters the ring and looks towards the stage awaiting his opponent.
Scott Benjamin: And his opponent... he is the reigning BWF World Champion... hailing from Columbus, Ohio... weighing in at 240 pounds... he is the marVel... he is GABE SHELLEY!!!
The lights slowly dim down until its pitch black and the low guitar strumming of "In Fate's Hands" by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus rolls throughout the arena. Three spotlights shine and revolve around as if searching for someone, and the fans are on their feet, cheering in anticipation for the hero they know is coming. At the ten mark when the song rocks into life, red, white and blue pyros shoot outward with controlled chaos from the entrance stage for seven straight seconds. By the end of it, the three spotlights have aimed at the stage and await the arrival of a great fan favorite.
I remember a year ago
I was standing in the crowd
Waiting for my chance to break through
My chance to live again
At last the marVel Gabe Shelley comes out in the midst of these lyrics from behind the curtain, the fans' cheers only growing louder, and he steps up to the spotlight. He dons his hooded vest and points out to the fans. He lifts his hood up slightly to get a view of the fans, his face peeking out. In this hype, he plays to the fans with a smile and they highly respond to him and the lyrics.
Now it seems I've found some friends who
Finally understand what it takes
To make this dream come true
We'll be here 'til the end
Shake it! Break it! Get off your feet!
Come dance with me and don't you fake it
Shake it! Break it! Get off your feet!
Come dance with me and don't you fake it
The fans are positively crazy about Gabe. He makes his way down the ramp, tags several hands along the way and climbs up the ring steps. He looks around one more time from his hood as he jumps up and over the ropes and spins around. Gabe picks a corner and easily jumps to the second ropes and bows down. He throws his hood back and his arms out with a smile on his face. He points outwards to the crowd as he jumps backwards, spinning and landing on his feet. He draws to the center of the ring and throws his hands out; the crowd's roar of cheers only grow louder and flashes from cameras capture photos of the marVel in all his glory.
Oh, wish I could thank you all for what you have done
and all of the things that you have shared with me.
Oh, wish I could take you all too where I must go wish I could take you all.
I'll take you with my heart.
Gabe takes his vest off before bending and stretching his back over the top ropes. After a brief warm up, he's ready to go. As the music dies, he and the fans are ready.
Alex Wilkie: Gabe Shelley has taken on all challengers in his quest to be the greatest BWF World Champion in history, but he nearly lost to O'Ryan at Honor Bound, and there's gotta be a small part of him wondering if he can pull this off when he has O'Ryan AND a fresh Star Diamond waiting for him! If he can leave San Diego as the BWF World Champion here tonight... it will be nothing short of a miracle.
Gabe takes off his World Title and hands it to the ref. Alexander O'Ryan stares down Gabe as the ref holds up the title high in the air. The two them look up at the title knowing what it all stands for. The ref gives the belt to a stage hand and calls for the bell.
DING!
Both men begin to circle the ring, neither one has been able to take their eyes off each other. O'Ryan takes the first step and locks up with Shelley. O'Ryan with a good knee to the midsection of Shelley, O'Ryan quickly grabs Shelley by the head look for a DDT, by Shelley reverses by twisting O'Ryan's arm. Shelley tosses O'Ryan into the ropes, O'Ryan bouncing back ducks Shelley's clothesline. O'Ryan bounces again but is caught with a high dropkick from Shelley. O' Ryan rolls out of the ring and begins to catch his breath. Shelley taunts O'Ryan to get back in the ring, but O'Ryan is circling the ring. The begins the count…the fans booing O'Ryan and he threatens to hit a couple. Shelley gets anxious and slides out of the ring and begins his chase of O'Ryan.
Nick Webb: The Champion is tired of waiting as he gives chase to the challenger!
Alexander slides into the ring Gabe quickly behind him but is caught with a boot or two to the back. O'Ryan on the attack now, steps back and see Shelley slowing getting up and gives him a big drop kick to the face. O'Ryan quickly picks up Shelley and tosses Shelley into the ropes. He looks for a back body drop but is greated with a kick to the face instead. Shelley quickly throws some jabs into O'Ryan. O'Ryan gets backed up into the corner and keeps getting jabs. The ref comes over and breaks up Shelley's attack. Alexander O'Ryan attempts to escape the corner, but is caught by Shelley once again. Shelley seats O'Ryan on to the top turnbuckle, and heads up there himself. O'Ryan begins to fight back with a few solid shots giving him the upper hand; he flips over Shelley and hits a sunset flip power bomb on Shelley!
Rayne: What a powerbomb from O'Ryan! A couple of big moves like that and we'll have a new BWF World Champion!
Alexander back to his feet grabs Shelly by the hair and lifts him up. He drags Shelley over into the center of the ring. O'Ryan Throws on the GOOD NIGHT SWEET PRINCE! Shelley is struggling reaching for the ropes. O'Ryan throws the choke on even more; Shelley isn't going to be able to escape this one he stuck in the center of the ring. Shelley keeps on fighting to get out of it, but O'Ryan has this locked in tight. Shelley is beginning to seem faint. The referee begins to lift Shelley's arm.
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He checks it again
2!
He lifts in the air one more time, but in classic fashion Shelley hears the roar of the crowd and begins to come back! He grabs the back of O'Ryans head and drops down with a jawbreaker. O' Ryan holding his jaw as Gabe jumps up to his feet; Gabe going for a clothesline but O'Ryan ducks, Shelley turns around and is nailed with the FOUR BEST FRIENDS! O'Ryan quickly with the pin.
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2!
NO KICKOUT! Shelley will not stop! O'Ryan leaps up and gets into the referees face about the slow count. Still in disbelief he heads over to Shelley and goes to pick him up, but is rolled up in a small package!
1!
2!
KICK OUT! Both men leap to their feet, Shelley quickly gets a kick to the gut and hooks the arms and hits the Junk yard Jam! Shelley hooks the leg,
1!
2!
Kick out!
Alex Wilkie: What a match! O'Ryan might be hurting from Maverick and friends attacking him earlier, but he sure as hell is refusing to show it!
Nick Webb: He has no choice, not with the BWF World Title on the line!
Shelley looks up the air and grabs his hair in disbelief O'Ryan was able to kick out. He stands up and looks down at O'Ryan. He sets himself up in a corner of the ring just staring down O'Ryan who is slow to get to his feet. O'Ryan back up on his feet, Shelley Quickly comes over kicks him in the gut and sets up to lift O'Ryan. O'Ryan with a quick reversal hitting a back body drop. O'Ryan quickly comes back and stomps on Shelley. He grabs Shelley once again and prepares for his Smell Burnt Toast! He has Shelley up in the air with it! Shelley is able to weasel out throwing his weight back down on and reversing it into a suplex of his own. Both men slow to get back to their feet using the ropes to get up. They both turn and see each other at the same time and both men hit a double clothesline. Both seem down and out. The Ref begins the count.
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2!
3!
4!
5!
Life seems to coming from both and starting to get up
6!
7!
O'Ryan has got to his feet.
8!
9!
Shelley is on his feet! O' Ryan charges head of Steam looking for a spear, Shelley grabs the middle rope and send's O'Ryan to the arena floor. O'Ryan slowly staggers to his feet, Shelley slides out and grabs the O'Ryans head and smashes into the security rail. O'Ryan Staggering away as Shelley is in hot purist, O Ryan falls to the ground, Shelley picks him up but is caught with a right hook from O'Ryan. O'Ryan grabs one the camera crew cords and begins to choke out Shelley, The ref begins to warn of a DQ and he drops the hold. O'Ryan grabs Shelley who is gasping for air and tosses him into the ring.
Rayne: O'Ryan's got Shelley on the ropes here and he knows it! He looks like a shark that smells blood in the water! We might be moments away from a new BWF World Champion!
Alexander has an idea and begins to climb up to the top rope. Shelley Gets to his feet and O'Ryan Sizes up, by Shelley quickly runs up the rope and catches O'Ryan with the DEFINE MARVEL! Hooks the leg!
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING!!!
Scott Benjamin: Ladies and gentleman, your winner and STILL BWF World Champion... The marVel... GABE SHELLEY!!!
Gabe slumps back in the corner, tired but grinning. He knows he's still got another match to get through.
Nick Webb: JUST LIKE THAT! JUST LIKE THAT, WHAT A MOVE! O'Ryan didn't even make a mistake, Shelley just caught him with the right move at the right time, almost instinctually! THAT is why he is the BWF World Champion!
BWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
Star Diamond vs. Gabe Shelley ©
DING DING DING!!!
Scott Benjamin: Ladies and gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for ONE fall and it is ALSO for the BWF World Championship! Introducing the challenger... he hails from Hollywood, California... weighing in at 218 pounds... he is STAR DIAMOND!!!
"That's Entertainment" by Powerman 5000 hits the sound system and out walks Star Diamond. He smiles as looks upon Gabe using the ropes to stand up.
Alex Wilkie: Speaking of a shark smelling blood in the water... look at the look on Star's face! That is the look of a man who can sense his destiny rapidly approaching!
Star slides in the ring, but Gabe is quick on the attack and begins hitting Star with a flurry of punches.
DING!
Gabe backs Star up into the ropes and whips him to the other side. Diamond comes bouncing back and catches Shelley with a high dropkick. Star stands up and shrugs his shoulders out towards the crowd. He laughs a bit as Shelley begins to stand up once again. Star quickly goes bounces off the middle rope and looking to catch Gabe with a cross body Block, but is caught and is Slammed down with a powerslam! Shelley on his feet, grabs the now down Star and locks on a sharpshooter! Star is screaming in pain as he begins reaching for that bottom rope. Shelley pulls back further, Star is only an inch away he keeps reaching out. Shelley yells out at Star to Tap, but Star reaches just enough to get a hold of that bottom rope. The ref comes over and makes Shelley break the hold. Star begins to get up using the ropes, as Shelley pushes the ref out of the way and grabs Star by the hair. Diamond kicks Shelley's leg, and then gouges Shelley's eyes. Gabe staggers back as Star runs up behind Shelley and hits him with a Russian leg sweep.
Nick Webb: Russian Leg Sweep from the challenger!
Star leaps to the top rope and looks out the fallen Gabe. He leaps looking for a flipping leg drop but Shelley rolls out of the way! Shelley on his feet drop kicks Star in the chest. Gabe lifting Star up, looking for his Foreshadowing, he gets Star lifted up, but Star is able to reverse it with a Hurracanarana!
Rayne: Star Diamond is taking advantage of how tired Shelley is here... he's putting up a hell of a fight!
Star picks Shelly up and hits him with a couple of quick kicks. He grabs Shelley by the head and hits a tornado DDT. Star looking pretty good here, gives Shelley a couple quick stomps and ducks under the ropes, hits a slingshot leg drop. Diamond stands up and taunts at the crowd with a big ol smirk on his face. He picks Shelley up, Shelley with a couple quick shots to the mid-section, Shelley now with the upper hand, drops Star with a leg takedown. He grabs on to Star's Ankle and throws on ankle lot. Star once again screaming in pain as he is reaching for the ropes. This time he is caught in the middle of the ring! Shelley wrenches down tighter as Star pushes down against the mat. Star saves himself by flipping over and kicking Shelley with his free foot. Shelley steps back, Star gets to his feet. Shelley now with a head of steam comes rushing in but is caught by a drop toe hold. Star quickly gets back to his feet and heads to the top rope.
Nick Webb: This could be the end of the match right here!
Star waits for Shelley to get to his feet. Shelley Staggers up to his feet, turns around, Star leaps looking for a hurricanrana but Shelley holds on reverses and hits the FORESHADOWING into the cover!
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING!!!
Gabe Shelley has won, the ref calls for the bell! The ref grabs the belt and hands it to Shelley.
Nick Webb: WOW!
Rayne: Shelley made it through two title defenses in one night! Amazing!
Scott Benjamin: Ladies and gentleman, your winner and STILL BWF World Champion... the marVel... GABE SH-
Scott Benjamin is interrupted as Johnny Maverick appears on the BlazenTron, Emily Corlen standing behind him.
Johnny Maverick: Hold on there, Gabe! You think you just retained the World Title, but unfortunately all you did was beat up Andy Sensation. See, he was coming out to announce his brother to the ring. Maybe you shouldn't rush into these things.
Star Diamond then steps out from behind the curtain with the Money in the Bank briefcase.
Johnny Maverick: Now listen, in the interest of fairness, earlier this week, you asked me to make this match something a little more special. After talking with Mr. Diamond's brother for a few moments backstage, we have agreed to make this match a No Disqualification match. So tonight right here on MAVOK! There will be a winner and a DEFINITIVE BWF World Champion!
Emily Corlen: Sorry, Gabe! This wasn't my idea, I swear!
Star Diamond tosses his briefcase onto the stage, grinning. He then walks towards the ring as Shelley is looking between the BlazenTron and his incoming challenger.
Nick Webb: Wait, wait, wait... Gabe Shelley just successfully defended the BWF World Championship TWICE... and now Johnny Maverick is making him defend it a THIRD time... in a No DQ Match!? This is insanity!
Rayne: No, Nick... THIS... IS...
Alex Wilkie: Sparta?
Rayne: No... BWF. That was stupid, what you said.
BWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH
Star Diamond (The Real One) vs. Gabe Shelley ©
DING!
Shelley still can't believe it as Star steps into the ring. The ref comes over and checks Star and talks to him for a moment. The ref calls for the bell and Star smiles and points at his head to indicate he is smarter than Shelley. Shelley comes charging at with a flurry of punches. Just attacking like crazy, the ref comes over but can't do anything since it's a No DQ. Shelley keeps it up and then backs up a bit. To see Star stand back up out of the corner still a smile ear to ear for him. Shelley comes after him once again with a flurry of punches, but Star side steps and catches Shelley with a knee to the mid-section. Star quickly hits a DDT and slides out of the ring. He checks on Andy who is still a little dazed from earlier. He then grabs a steel chair and slides back into the ring.
Nick Webb: Star Diamond's got a steel chair! This can only spell bad things for Gabe Shelley!
Star sees Shelley get up and cracks the chair across the face of Shelley. Diamond then hits an Arabian face buster quickly on Shelley. Star looking good as he picks up Gabe, Gabe not looking like he is in good shape as he is barely able to stand right now, Star sets up and nails the Rock-N-Roll (Ranhei)!
1!
2!
KICK OUT!
Star can't believe and is a little pissed off at this moment. He stands up and looks at the ref demanding a faster count. He heads over to the Shelley who has now been busted open. He tosses Shelley into the corner and steps back, Diamond runs full speed but is caught with a big boot from Shelley. Shelley gets on the offensive and hits inverted DDT on Star. Shelley rolls out of the ring and opens up under the ring apron. The fans erupt as they all see he is pulling out a red, white, and blue Cane! Shelley slides back in the ring and Star is back to his feet just to get cracked down the center of his head with a cane. The fans erupt again as Shelley jumps on Star and begin to choke him out with the cane.
Rayne: Gabe Shelley, the master of the Singapore Cane!
Diamond quickly kicks hard into the groin of Shelley. Shelley goes down and the fans boo. Star grabs his steel chair and throw's Shelley's hand in there. He stomps on the chair causing Shelley's hand once again to become crushed.
Alex Wilkie: These brothers are damn determined to break Shelley's hand again!
Star slides out of the ring and checks out under the ring and pulls out a table. Star slides the table into the ring. He sets up the table in the corner of the ring. Shelley is back with the cane though and catches Star with many rapid blows with the cane. Shelley tosses the cane and grabs the chair. He waits for Star to get up and who is slowly getting up. Shelley swings, but Star ducks and Shelley catches the table instead. He turns around to go for another swing but ends up having the chair kicked back into his face. Shelley falls back onto the table.
Nick Webb: This is a bad place for Gabe Shelley...
Star sets up the chair and heads to the other side of the ring. He charges and leaps off the chair but Shelley dives out the way sending Star crashing through the table. Shelley with crimson mask of blood heads out of the ring once again. Trying to catch his breath, he looks under the ring once again and pulls out a ladder. He slides the ladder into the ring and sets it up the other corner. He heads back towards Star, but has white salt thrown into his face. Star gets up and laughs. Then Star throws some over his left shoulder for good luck.
Star Diamond: how's that Salt feel bitch!
Star slaps Shelley in the head a couple times and grabs the ladder and tosses it on to Shelley. Star picks the ladder back up and unfolds it. He grabs Shelley by the hair and hits him with a quick, Russian Leg Sweep. He climbs up the ladder and points out to the crowd! He jumps and Lands a STAR STRUCK! He hooks the leg!
1!
2!
...KICKOUT!
Nick Webb: HOLY... wow! Gabe Shelley WILL NOT DIE!
Gabe Shelley Kicks out! Star can't believe it as he goes up to the ref who is just as shocked as Star. Star so furious, but doesn't notice Gabe with the Singapore cane, Star turns around and is cracked square on head once again! Shelley pins.
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2!
Star kicks out! Both men are slow to get up as the crowd suddenly roars! Both men in the ring turn their attention to ringside, as Xaria Linette suddenly appears, flying off the barricade with a stiff kick to Andy Sensation's face! Andy tumbles backwards and falls hard as Xaria throws her glitter covered chair into the ring, landing squarely in the hands of Gabe Shelley! Star grabs the chair he brought in and turns around, swinging blindly... and both men catch each other in the skull with their chairs at the same time!!!
Rayne: HOLY SHIT! Did you HEAR that impact!?
Xaria watches on, concerned, as both Star and Shelley collapse to the mat. The referee checks both men, then begins counting.
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Star begins stirring!
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Star is to one knee! Gabe is still flat on his back!
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NO! Star collapses onto his stomach!
10!
DING DING DING!!!
Scott Benjamin: Ladies and gentleman... as the result of a double knockout, this match must be ruled a DRAW! Therefore, STILL your BWF World Champion... the marVel... GABE SHELLEY!!!
The crowd cheers loudly as Xaria, now with the BWF Tag Team Championships in her hand (grabbed while Andy was knocked down), slides into the ring to check on Gabe. The referee hands Xaria the BWF World Championship to Xaria, who lays it across Gabe's chest.
Nick Webb: How crushing for Star Diamond! He was literally one foot away from becoming the new BWF World Champion here tonight!
Alex Wilkie: That being said, an amazing performance by Gabe Shelley here, managing to hold onto his title against three men in three separate matches. Take nothing away from Alexander O'Ryan or even Andy Sensation, they each put up a hell of a fight against Shelley here. They should ALL be proud.
Rayne: But even though he doesn't look like it right now, Gabe Shelley is still on the top of the BWF mountain! Who's he going to defend the title against at WrestleFest?
Nick Webb: I have no idea, but I suspect we'll find out soon! Ladies and gentleman, for Alex Wilkie and Rayne, I'm Nick Webb... good night from San Diego! Good night from BWF Monday Night Mavok! Havok will be back next week!
We see one final shot of Andy, Star and Gabe all still down, and Xaria talking to Shelley with a tiny smile on her face as the cameras fade to the BWF logo, then to black.
© Blazenwing Wrestling Federation 2011
QUICK RESULTS
Jethro Hayes def. Alex Wilkie
Triad def. BioCyde; BWF DRAGONZORD TITLE RETAINED
Johnny Maverick def. Lenard the Mime
Finale def. Xaria Linette
Gabe Shelley def. Alexander O'Ryan; BWF WORLD TITLE RETAINED
Gabe Shelley def. Andy Sensation; BWF WORLD TITLE RETAINED
Gabe Shelley and Star Diamond fought to a Draw; BWF WORLD TITLE RETAINED