Post by David Slayton on Mar 22, 2014 5:32:24 GMT -6
Episode 137 - April 11, 2011
BWF Havok comes to you live tonight from the FirsTier Event Center in Kearney, Nebraska! Nick Webb, Rayne and Alex Wilkie open Monday Night Havok by welcoming fans to the show!
There's only one more Havok until Honor Bound: Night One takes place, and Gabe Shelley and Alexander O'Ryan now find each other at a dead heat. While O'Ryan is almost guaranteed to make his presence felt tonight in Kearney, Gabe has other matters at hand; the BWF Tag Team Championships! Teaming with the lovely Xaria Linette, who makes her BWF debut alongside Shelley, the BWF World Champion will have to contend with the newcomers Star Struck, the former BWF Tag Team Champions X-Factor and the former longest reigning PWA Tag Team Champions of all time, the Cowgirls from Hell! Who will be entering Honor Bound as the new BWF Tag Team Champions?
Blindly Going Where No Man Has Gone Before
The words "EARLIER TODAY" move across the screen and the sound of a door opening starts this scene as Arnold Hawk taps his way into the building hosting Havok this week. Arnold is muttering and the camera's microphone is there to pick up the words.
Arnold Hawk: "He thinks that if he makes me mad, I'll make a mistake..."
He continues tapping the cane heading towards where he was told his locker room is.
Arnold Hawk: "The only mistake that was made was the fact that his dad forgot to put on a condom the night he was conceived."
He shakes his head, continuing to tap.
Arnold Hawk: "What arrogance and just because he is a former 5 time champion? Like I really care, just means that he lost the championship because he isn't the champion now... he isn't any kind of champion."
He comes to a Coke machine and upon hearing the hum of the cooler, gets him a Coke.
Arnold Hawk: "Refreshing liquid after the bitterness of Sean Robinson, thinking he's God's gift to wrestling."
He starts walking again.
Arnold Hawk: "More like the dredges of the barrel. I am sure the only reason he was hired is because Mr. Blazenwing needed someone to fill the void of roster spaces."
He laughs to himself.
Arnold Hawk: "Better be glad that he was even offered a job, because no pun intended to myself, I can't see his talent."
He can't help himself, he still laughs.
Arnold Hawk: "I mean here this guy probably complains because he gets an old hoopdy vehicle while I can't even see to drive."
He shakes his head, having finally found his locker room.
Arnold Hawk: "Talk about priorities, his sure aren't in the right place."
He puffs out his chest.
Arnold Hawk: "But I'll show him, I'll put him in his place."
He goes to open the door... locked.
Arnold Hawk: "Damn it!"
He spins around.
Arnold Hawk: "Can someone open the door? It's locked!"
He waits; no one around to hear his question. Arnold pulls out his phone and calls up Mr. Blazenwing.
Arnold Hawk: "Yes, Mr. Blazenwing, my locker room door is locked..."
He waits as the scene fades to the ring.
BWF UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
#1 CONTENDER'S MATCH
Mr. Hardcore vs. Arnold Hawk vs. Sean Robinson
Luckily, it appears Arnold Hawk managed to get into his locker room eventually, as he appears on the stage during his entrance in full ring gear and ready to go. Hardcore and Robinson were waiting for him as the bell rings. Over the next several minutes, each man holds an advantage at some point, with each of them getting a couple of near falls before their opponent kicks out or having the third man break up the pinfall before three (including a few last second pin breakups by Arnold Hawk which wow'ed the crowd). The ending of the match came when Sean Robinson catches Mr. Hardcore with his Superkick, but before he can drop down into the cover, Arnold Hawk comes out of nowhere and catches Robinson with the Best Damn Neckbreaker in the Business, then (luckily) drops down onto Mr. Hardcore's body. He immediately locks in the JAWS of Death! (Chicken Wing) and Hardcore quickly submits.
WINNER AND NEW #1 CONTENDER: Arnold Hawk, via submission
After the match, Sean Robinson can't believe that Hawk snuck past him when he had the match won. He appears quite disgruntled, but still shakes Hawk's hand before leaving the ring. The Kearney crowd cheers loudly for the new #1 Contender to the U.S. Title as Havok fades to commercial.
The Solution
The scene then cut to the backstage area where the camera entered David Blazenwing's locker room. There sitting in Blazenwing's chair is Finale with the United States Title sitting on the desk in front of him. Ramona Holiday is sitting on the desk, examining the various framed posters on the walls.
David Blazenwing walks in with a bottle of water in hand and as soon as he notices the U.S. Champion, he stops dead in his tracks.
Finale: "Great you're back! We've only been waiting ten minutes. I figured it was time we meet Dave, I'm Finale and this is Ramona."
David Blazenwing: "How did you two get in here?"
Ramona Holiday: "That's a silly question."
David Blazenwing: "There is a lock on the door."
Finale: "Oh we totally broke in."
There is silence for a moment and Blazenwing almost chuckles under his breath.
Finale: "We have a problem and we needed to come to the source, or more, the solution. That's you Big Cheese!"
David Blazenwing: "What can I do for you two?"
Finale: "See D-Blaze, I've got this buddy and he's super old. He trained me and whatever but I told him once I got signed, I'd get him a contract. He's been hounding me about it and I'm afraid to say things have gotten violent. What can you do to help me?"
Blazenwing stares at Finale and then over to Ramona who is sporting a very sad and very fake expression.
David Blazenwing: "I don't go handing out contracts to-"
Finale: "May I remind you, you employ a blind man as an active competitor. D-Blaze, I look at it this way - According to the stats, I was involved in the highest rated segment on Havok last week. And if you were paying attention, so was this guy Howl. I don't care if he has to earn his contract through manual labor, give him a chance. He'll probably have a heart attack and die before his second match so it's really no sweat."
Blazenwing contemplates this for a moment and then turns his attention to Ramona.
David Blazenwing: "You. Why so quiet?"
Ramona Holiday: "Just listening love."
He pauses again and Finale sits back in the chair, awaiting his response.
David Blazenwing: "I'll let you know at Honor Bound, that's when he wanted his answer right?"
Ramona Holiday: "Oooh, you do pay attention."
David Blazenwing: "Then that's when he'll get it. Now please, get the fuck out of my office."
Finale: "Absolutely boss, good talk. Stay gold."
Finale stands, collects his title and takes Ramona by the hand. The two walk out of Blazenwing's office as we get a close up on the broken door knob before fading to black.
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Parts Unknown!
As we fade in backstage to the cFh locker room. Kalis shuts the door behind him as he closes it, the girls just outside taking pictures and signing autographs with their adoring fans.
Simon Kalis: Jesus Christ.
Kalis looks down and sitting on the floor with his tie loosened, his suit jacket as his seat and a long-ash cigarette hanging from his mouth is Simon's trusty long time agent Jeremy Gold.
Simon Kalis: What're you doing???
Gold looks up, the long ash from his cigarette falling onto the papers he's reading. He flaps them and sighs dramatically.
Jeremy Gold: What's it look like dude? I'm filling out my BWF contract.
Simon Kalis: Why? Who're you gonna represent here?
Jeremy Gold: Myself!
Gold pops up onto his feet and picks up his Red Bull energy drink, cracking open the can and chugging it down in one swift motion. He crushes the can, takes a drag from his cigarette and chucks the can aside.
Jeremy Gold: See, I thought to myself! You know what'd be awesome!?
Gold begins jogging at a standstill and gyrating his hips, bobbing his head up and down and back and forth. Kalis backs up, near facepalm.
Simon Kalis: What?
Jeremy Gold: Well! I've been with you for eleven years dude! Your silent, wicked cool agent getting you the big bucks! So I figure I've seen you wrestle enough I could do that shit eaaaasy bro.
He has a big shit eating grin on his face, eating the butt end of his cigarette and grabbing another can of Red Bull.
Jeremy Gold: Like look!
He picks up his contract and shows it to Simon.
Jeremy Gold: For my location, I put "Parts Unknown". I figure that makes me sound tough, scary even. Totally fucking mysterious.
Simon Kalis: What're you Project X?
Jeremy Gold: Maybe people will think I'm related to him! Or even, like, we come from the same mysterious hometown on the edge of the Andromedan galaxy where our families have had bitter blood feuds for eons. And that he and I were taken from a void to wage battle here.
Simon Kalis: Jesus Christ.
Jeremy Gold: Who's Project X, by the way?
Simon pats Gold on the back and sighs, walking to the bathroom. Simon stands there taking a leak, Gold follows him.
Jeremy Gold: Bro. Bro. BRO! It's a fucking great plan, man.
Simon Kalis: I'm taking a piss; do you need to follow me with a camera?
Gold laughs, chugging his next Red Bull as Simon finishes taking his piss. He pats Simon on the back so hard that Simon's head bobs forward, and his left glass eye falls into the piss water toilet bowl.
Jeremy Gold: I'll talk to you later bro.
Gold rushes out of the bathroom as Simon stands there, looking down at his glass eye, which looks back up at him through the pissy toilet water as we fade...
NON-TITLE MATCH
Finale vs. ??
Announced mere hours before on the BWF website, Tao had been granted his immediate release from the BWF, which not only left his spot in the AOWF World Heavyweight Championship Match at PWA's Honor Bound: Night Four as the BWF representative open, but it meant that there was no opponent tonight for Finale, either; something David Blazenwing himself promised to correct... and correct it he did, as "Superstar" by Saliva hit the BlazenTron and Blazenwing announced Finale's opponent for tonight... himself! Before the match can begin, Emanuel Cole heads to the announcer's table and sits down for the match at hand.
NON-TITLE MATCH
Finale vs. David Blazenwing
The bell rings and the match gets underway. Despite being the veteran in the ring, most of the crowd seems split between the Owner of the company and the new, rising Champion who many have pegged already as a future threat to Gabe Shelley's BWF World Championship. Early on, Blazenwing catches Finale with the Blazecution (Diamond Cutter) for a close two count. Finale answers minutes later with his Berserker (Combination of spinning back fists, quick kicks and uppercuts. Finished off with a massive knee to the chin. All done very quickly) combo, getting a hefty pop from the crowd (many of whom are rooting for an upset) and nearly allowing Finale to get the pinfall with his own close two count. The two men battle on for several more minutes, wowing the Kearney crowd, and after a Blazen Bomb (Jackknife Powerbomb), Blazenwing goes to the corner and calls for The Full Effect (Sweet Chin Music)! Finale comes to and Blazenwing launches the kick, but Finale ducks underneath it and rolls Blazenwing backwards, then clinches in his Tiger Blood (Cattle Mutilation)! The crowd goes nuts as Blazenwing struggles to reach the ropes, but after close to a minute, can no longer take it and taps out!
WINNER: Finale, via Submission
After holding the submission in for just a little longer because he can, Finale releases the hold and points at Cole, who is still at the announcer's table. Emanuel Cole stands up and the two men exchange words; Ramona Holiday catches Cole's attention, and distracts him long enough for Finale to roll out of the ring and ambush him! The two brawl across the ringside area in a fairly even fight, but eventually, they find themselves back in front of the announcer's table, where Finale catches Cole and hoists him into the air before putting him through the table with his Maximum Powerbomb! Finale then leans into the camera and motions for another Championship - the AOWF King O' Extreme Championship - before the camera fades to commercial.
THE WOLF DEN W/ EMILY CORLEN
Special Guest: Johnny Maverick
As Havok comes back from commercial, we join "The Crimson Wolf" Emily Corlen in the ring. There are two stools behind her, a flat screen television hanging between them from the ceiling and two stuffed wolves on both sides of the ring, looking quite menacing.
Emily Corlen: Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the show formerly known as E-Phoen TV... welcome to The Wolf Den!
The crowd cheers loudly.
Emily Corlen: Without wasting too much time, allow me to introduce to you right now my guest for tonight. He is a former World Champion, has held almost every Championship worth holding, and in my own humble opinion, is a pretty awesome guy... the new Executive Assistant to David Blazenwing himself... JOHNNY MAVERICK!!!
"Shame on a Nigga" by System of a Down Ft. RZA hits the BlazenTron as Johnny Maverick walks out onto the stage wearing a very nice tailored suit. It's clear he's taking his new role as Executive Assistant seriously as he moves up to the ring and climbs the steps, his cane helping him along. He places his hand on the ropes and freezes for a moment, almost as though memories of being in the ring all came flooding back to him at once, but the gaze of Emily Corlen catches his eye and he pushes past that as he enters the ring and takes a seat on the stool opposite Emily. A loud "JOH-HNY" chant breaks out and the crowd cheers as Maverick grins at them. They finally quiet down and Emily places the microphone to her lips.
Emily Corlen: So, Johnny... may I call you Johnny? Or would you prefer Mr. Maverick?
Johnny Maverick: You can call me whatever you want.
Emily clears her throat slightly.
Emily Corlen: Um, alright, Johnny it is. Johnny, the first thing I have to know is... what made you decide to take this position in BWF? Now that the Co-Commissioners are gone, you're basically the second-in-command behind Dave.
Johnny Maverick: There isn't really one all-encompassing answer to that question. There is the money of course. In between my estate, motorcycle collection, and self-funded musical career I have a lot on my plate financially. Still, more than that is just my desire to entertain. After the injuries I explored a lot of options to get back out there and when Davey B called, I jumped at the chance. I'm glad I have something besides my wrestling career to offer the people.
There is a pause as he leans in a bit.
Johnny Maverick: You have REALLY pretty eyes.
Emily blushes noticeably.
Emily Corlen: I... uh... that is... ninja. Hoodie ninjas! How do you manage to keep track of so many Hoodie ninjas? And are they really all working here in BWF now? There's what, 500 of them?
Johnny Maverick: Yes, the Hoodie Ninjas are all my students. They are outcasts of society and I pay them well to work in my brewery and when they 'graduate' they get a chance to unmask and join the main roster. The BWF does not pay them, I pay them out of pocket and I assure everyone they are well taken care of. Also...they're very mysterious. I've never even seen one of them eat.
He smirks a bit. He's acting like the audience isn't even there.
Johnny Maverick: Why so shy? You're usually so boisterous.
Emily Corlen: I... haven't the faintest idea what you mean, Johnny. I was hired to BWF to be a professional talk show host, and I intend to fulfill that duty.
Emily suddenly comes to the realization that she said 'duty' and laughs before quickly cupping her hand over her mouth. A few seconds later, she regains her composure and continues.
Emily Corlen: Sorry about that, I was... thinking about a joke I heard earlier. Now, Johnny, the fans want to know, what do you have in store for the BWF now that you're Dave's Executive Assistant?
Johnny Maverick: Hey.
He takes Emily's hand and gives it a squeeze.
Johnny Maverick: Settle down. Breathe.
Johnny grins before continuing.
Johnny Maverick: I have a few fun things planned, all pending Daveys approval of course. One plan was essentially a 5-on-5 'Team Blazenwing Vs. Team Maverick' challenge where we each have to assemble a team from any buddies we have all over the AOWF and every time one of our team members eliminates a member of the other team we are allowed to add a stipulation to the match til the next elimination. The less specific answer? My plan is to be Johnny Maverick and everyone can just fucking deal with it.
Emily laughs, but her cheeks are still as bright red as before. The crowd's not sure what to think as she seems to be highly embarassed.
Emily Corlen (to herself): God, I can kick people's skulls in without a second thought, and yet here I am, on live television, and I can't even interview an amazing guy without freaking out...
Emily's eyes widen slightly as she suddenly realizes the mic, which she moved down by her side, still picked up everything she just said.
Emily Corlen: Uh, I mean... oh, no...
Johnny tilts his head slightly.
Johnny Maverick: You uh....You know ANYONE can read our tweets, right?
The crowd laughs as Emily's eyes widen even more, her face now the deepest shade of red it could possibly go.
Emily Corlen: I... no. I did not know that.
Emily covers her face with her left hand, and then begins laughing uncontrollably.
Emily Corlen: Oh, and I thought... ha ha ha... oh my God! Then, everybody knows about you and me tweeting, then?
Johnny Maverick: Yup, they're actually all probably here to see us kiss.
Emily, who has taken a moment to take a drink from the bottle of water she brought to the ring with her, nearly chokes on the gulp she's in the middle of taking as the crowd cheers. She turns to Johnny, clearly stunned.
Emily Corlen: Uh... uh... k-kiss? Now?! In front of all these people?!
Johnny Maverick: I mean, we don't have to. Don't feel pressured.
Emily quickly moves her hand onto Johnny's arm.
Emily Corlen: No no no no no! I didn't say that... I'm sorry... I... uh...
Emily clears her throat slightly, unsure if she should say the next words on her lips. Before she can stop it, however, out it comes.
Emily Corlen: I've never kissed anybody before.
She looks away from Johnny, embarrassed.
Johnny Maverick: Well that just surprises the hell out of me. I mean, I know there's a lot of stupid men and women on this planet but I never realized to what degree human idiocy extended until I heard no one has placed their lips upon yours.
Emily smiles slightly.
Emily Corlen: I, uh... didn't always look like this. Growing up, I was always the, uh... *clears throat* I was the fat sister. I didn't really start getting in shape until my senior year of college, and there's no way I'd look like this if it wasn't for Dave pushing me to be the very best I can be.
Emily chuckles, her eyes tearing up slightly.
Emily Corlen: But, as you can imagine, not a whole lot of guys were interested in the fat chick, not with Jen always being rail thin. Bitch.
Emily shakes her head. She's not a fan of her sister.
Emily Corlen: I guess that's why this whole Simon Kalis thing has hit so close to home... a few years ago, he would have been right, I was fat, and now... to think that people STILL see me like that?
Emily turns away, embarrassed, almost shaking, but Johnny places his hand on her shoulder and she looks back at him, only to find him smiling back at her.
Johnny Maverick: You are very brave for leaving your insecurities that open. But Simon Kalis and Jen Corlen-Blazenwing can go fuck themselves. You want to be a hard-hitting reporter? Really get inside the mind of Johnny Maverick? There are only two things to know about me. If I want something, I will pursue it with unmatched tenacity.
He stands and tosses his walking stick aside.
Johnny Maverick: And secondly? I don't like disappointing an audience.
He leans in and presses his lips to hers gently. The crowd cheers loudly, and as Johnny pulls away, Emily can be seen grinning from ear to ear.
Emily Corlen: Ha ha... um, okay! Well, there you have it... I apologize for getting off topic there for a moment, but uh, I'd say, good interview! Yeah! Liked it! Ladies and gentleman... your new BWF Executive Assistant, Johnny Maverick!
Johnny waves and smiles to the audience after picking up his walking stick. "Shame on a Nigga" by System of a Down Ft. RZA hits the BlazenTron again as Johnny exits the ring, Emily helping him through the ropes, as Havok cuts to commercial.
The Countdown Begins!
Welcome Wagon
The scene opens to show the door to the BWF women's locker room. Ramona Holiday approaches merrily with her hands folded behind her back. Various personnel go in and out of the locker room for a few moments until the newest BWF acquisition, Xaria Linette steps out.
Ramona Holiday: "Allo love, long time no see."
Xaria blinks and has a double-take. The second she recognizes Ramona, she folds her arms and huffs.
Xaria Linette: "Oh goody, it's the bastard's friend. What do you want, madame?"
Ramona Holiday: "No need to be nasty, we don't have to be enemies Xaria. I thought we could turn over a new leaf in our relationship, what do you say?"
The tone of Ramona's voice is slightly sarcastic as she stares up at Xaria with her big brown eyes. The Rainbow Angel is clearly skeptical and there is a momentary silence. The odd thing is, with the two of them pictured together, their mannerisms are oddly complimentary, both exhibit a large amount of grace even simply standing still.
Xaria Linette: "Why should I believe anything you say? The last time I saw you, you called me mean and nasty things. I'm not stupid."
Xaria's body language is very cold and defensive. She doesn't relent when it comes to Ramona's sarcastic ways.
Xaria Linette: "What do you want? And make it quick; I need to take care of my warm ups."
Ramona Holiday: "I simply wanted to welcome you to BWF, dear. It's not often eWo people float over here, they fear bad ju-ju due to past injustices, you know."
Xaria ponders the thought for a moment and then spins around at the sound of footsteps behind her. The camera dollies out and Finale has entered the frame, with the United States Championship around his waist.
Finale: "No shit! When did Paris J'Taime get here? Whats up man?!?"
Finale embraces The Rainbow Angel with a giant hug, taking her off guard. She doesn't fight it and Finale squeezes tightly. He then releases and pats her on both shoulders. Xaria was really confused and taken aback.
Xaria Linette: "I-I don't understand. The two of you worked alongside Czecher, the man responsible for making my life a living Heck three and a half years ago..."
She takes a step back and gets a better look at both Finale and Ramona, conflicted in shock. She folds her hands behind her back and her fingers fidget with each other.
Xaria Linette: "...why are you being so nice to me now?"
Finale: "That's easy - we're stoked you've finally jumped ship! Forget eWo, forget James Dean, forget all of them. They don't appreciate you like BWF will appreciate you. Fuck, look at Ramona and I. I'm the U.S. Champion and I've barely been here a minute. You're going to do great. What did Clarky Boy say when you quit? You should have torn the contract up right in his stupid hobo-esque face."
Ramona Holiday: "That would have been fabulous to witness."
Xaria Linette: "Um..."
Xaria looks conflicted. She's trying to figure out a way to respond to their words without getting herself into trouble. She scratches the back of her head and sighs.
Xaria Linette: "Actually, I never left. I'm still wrestling in eWo; I'm just also wrestling in BWF. I came here because Monsieur Gabe needed a tag-team partner and I wanted to help him out. As you can see, we're in the tag team turmoil match tonight for the titles. And... although James and I aren't on the same page right now, he's still my boyfriend... at least I hope so..."
Thinking about the situation makes her frown and lower her head. She doesn't know what's going to become of their relationship. Finale and Ramona stand in front of her, looking at her quizzically.
Finale: "Wait, so you still wrestle for eWo?"
Xaria Linette: "Oui."
Ramona Holiday: "So you're a mole."
Finale: "J'accuse!"
The two stare at Xaria for a moment as she stares right back at them. It's hard to tell if The Nerverackers are joking and it makes Xaria uneasy.
Xaria Linette: "I... um... don't know what to tell you two, but... I-I think I better get to my warm ups. Can't go into a tag team turmoil match unprepared, right?"
She lightly kicks at the floor and stares down for a moment, her hands still folded behind her back. She takes a quick look at them and notices that they're still staring, even as she slightly begins to back away.
Xaria Linette: "Perhaps we'll talk more another time? If that's okay with you two..."
Without taking her eyes off of them, Xaria creeps away and The Nerverackers just stare. She is almost to the end of the hall when Finale breaks the silence.
Finale: "GOOD LUCK..."
Xaria smiles and quickly disappears around the corner.
Finale: "...Judas."
The Nerverackers then walk away and the scene goes to black.
BWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
TAG TEAM TURMOIL MATCH
The Cowgirls From Hell, accompanied by Simon Kalis, are the first team out to start this contest. Their first opponents, X-Factor. Nick Webb re-mentions the fact that Jacob Collins and Masakazu will not be a part of this match as initially advertised, while Alex Wilkie ponders what that means for the AOWF Tag Team Championships, which Mas and Collins were set to compete for in two weeks. As they ramble on about the goings on in and out of the ring, The cFh make quick work of the former BWF Tag Team Championship team as Meghan plants Stryker Cloud with the My Friend of Misery (Pedigree) for the pinfall.
The next team out is Star Struck, the newcomers of Andy Sensation and Star Diamond. Despite their loss last week to Finale (that should have been a win, had Emanuel Cole not cheated and gotten their team DQ'ed!) the duo of Sensation and Diamond performed admirably, even garnering some support amongst the fans in Kearney. The fatal mistake was made for the team, however, when Sensation missed a Sly-by (Top-Rope Flipping Leg Drop) intended for Tamika, and Meghan slipped into the ring allowing her and her sister to catch the stunned Sensation with the Thick Headed (Battering Ram) double team maneuver. Tamika pins Sensation for the three as Meghan dropkicks Star Diamond, blocking him from breaking up the pin.
The crowd reaches a fevered pace as the BWF World Champion, Gabe Shelley and former World Champion Xaria Linette race down to the ring, the Angelic Marvels the final team in this match-up, and determined to take home the BWF Tag team Championships for themselves. Gabe and Xaria quickly take the fight to the Straders, cutting off Meghan from her sister and laying into her with precision and malice. Gabe hits his Jersey Cutter (Twist of Fate) on Meghan, but Tamika breaks up the pin at 2 3/4! As the crowd's cheers grow louder, Xaria races into the ring and tackles Tamika, sending both women to the outside, where they begin brawling before Xaria locks in her Angelic Clutch (Fujiwara Armbar), causing Tamika to howl in pain!
Gabe pulls Meghan to her feet inside the ring, then lifts her onto his shoulders, preparing to hit her with the reVolt (Cradle Shock), but the crowd suddenly starts booing loudly as Alexander O'Ryan, Gabe's opponent in one week at Honor Bound, races down to the ring with a Singapore cane in hand! He leaps onto the ring apron as Gabe releases Meghan and races to meet him. O'Ryan takes a swing at Gabe, but Gabe dodges it, then pulls the cane out of O'Ryan's hands and CRACKS him across the skull as hard as he can! The crowd cheers loudly as O'Ryan drops down to the outside of the ring, holding his head, and Gabe lifts the cane up in celebration! He turns around... right into Meghan Nash Strader's My Friend of Misery (Pedigree)! She covers... 1... 2... 3!!! We have new BWF Tag Team Champions!!!
WINNERS AND NEW BWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Cowgirls From Hell
The crowd is electric as Xaria releases the armbar on the outside of the ring, realizing that she couldn't see what was going on in the ring and that her team's music was not the one playing in celebration. She rolls into the ring to check on Gabe, then puts two and two together as she notes the Singapore cane lying mere inches from Gabe's body and Alexander O'Ryan standing at the top of the ramp, laughing hysterically. Meghan rolls to the outside of the ring and grabs the BWF Tag Team Championships from the timekeeper, then hands one of them to her sister Tamika before pulling her to her feet. The girls notice PWA World Champion Matthew "Virus" Engel sitting in the crowd, watching, as "Superstar" by Saliva hits the BlazenTron...
A Change of Plans
David Blazenwing walks back out onto the stage, looking a little worse for wear following his loss to Finale earlier tonight, but nonetheless in high spirits after the amazing action on tonight's Havok. Johnny Maverick is behind him and the music fades as David grins.
David Blazenwing: It's been a hell of a night, hasn't it?
The crowd cheers loudly.
David Blazenwing: Well, before I send you all home for the night, I have a few decisions to make that are going to impact not just the BWF, but the AOWF as a whole.
The crowd quiets, intent on hearing the news.
David Blazenwing: First off, you all have no doubt heard the news about the Sommers family by now, so I'm not going to bore you with the details. However, I do hope that if they're out there somewhere, that they can get out of whatever ordeal they're in safely. Mark, Mike, Jake, and the rest... we're pulling for ya.
The crowd cheers loudly.
David Blazenwing: Now, that brings me to Night Four of the AOWF event Honor Bound, starting next Monday night with the BWF pay-per-view event of the same name! See, along with Jacob Collins now missing in action, Masakazu, his scheduled partner, is going to be taking a leave from the BWF, possibly for good, due to the birth of his new kid.
The crowd boos loudly at this.
David Blazenwing: I know, I feel the same way. Adrian, you do what you need to do, and hopefully someday, we'll see you in a BWF ring again. Now, what that means is that on Night Four, neither Jacob Collins nor Masakazu will be representing the BWF in the forthcoming AOWF Tag Team Title Match. Well, I've given it some thought, and I think that there's no team in my opinion that deserves that spot more than your NEW BWF Tag Team Champions, the Cowgirls From Hell!
The crowd cheers loudly again as a "C-F-H" chant starts up.
David Blazenwing: And yes, Meghan, that means you now have two AOWF Championship opportunities next week, so please, bring the BWF home some hardware, if you would be so kind?
The crowd laughs as Meghan looks down at her new Tag Team title and nods.
David Blazenwing: Now, in the category of missing people, it is also my regret to inform you that Tao, as of today, is no longer with us. He has moved on to a new career, his true passion, one of the men in Australia's Thunder from Down Under male stripper brigade!
The crowd laughs again.
David Blazenwing: Sorry, Johnny put me up to that one. But, it's true, Tao's left BWF for greener pastures, and we wish him the best of luck in his future endeavors. However, that leaves a spot open for the BWF at Night Four of Honor Bound in the AOWF World Heavyweight Championship Match. Now, my first instinct was to nominate you, Gabe -
David points at Gabe, who is now standing in the middle of the ring with Xaria. Gabe nods and motions for gold around his waist.
David Blazenwing: Oh, no, let me finish. See, you've rubbed a lot of people the wrong way with your anti-AOWF attitude. One thing that the Cowgirls got right this past week was that if it wasn't for the AOWF, the BWF would not be here today, once again thrilling fans throughout the world!
David Blazenwing: You're my bro, Gabe, and I love you - no homo - but the rest of the AOWF Board of Directors would skin me alive if I tried to put you up for their richest prize with your current stance on their company. So, with that being said, I now turn to the only other man I can trust to pull out this World Title win for the BWF...
David and Johnny both turn to their left, where Alexander O'Ryan is watching the proceedings.
David Blazenwing: ...Alexander O'Ryan.
The crowd boos loudly at this as O'Ryan beams, motioning for gold before holding two fingers up and laughing. In the ring, Gabe appears visibly angry, yelling at Blazenwing through the ropes.
David Blazenwing: Uh, Gabe, I appreciate the sentiment and all... but how can I trust you to go after the AOWF World Title when you don't even protect the one you already have?
Gabe steps back, confused, then realizes the BWF World Championship is not with him. He turns around and sees Meghan and Tamika at the announcer's table, Tamika holding Gabe's BWF World Championship and Meghan holding a can of white spraypaint.
Meghan Nash Strader: Hey Shelley, at this point, Vaxman up there is looking like a better choice for champion then you.
This gets a mixed reaction from the crowd, but Meghan continues.
Meghan Nash Strader: But in the meantime, Tamika and I are going to give you something to think about.
Meghan drops the microphone and begins to shake the spray paint can. She nods at Tamika and her sister holds the BWF World Title up high. Simon Kalis smiles widely as he watches the team he manages do something drastically.
Meghan Nash Strader: Remember Shelley, we're taking over this town!
Meghan precedes to graffiti the BWF World Title. She holds it up to reveal 'cFh' spray painted across it. As Gabe fumes and Xaria holds him back, trying to keep him from doing anything he might regret, the cameras fade to the BWF logo, then to black.
© Blazenwing Wrestling Federation 2011
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