Post by David Slayton on Feb 26, 2014 7:42:43 GMT -6
Episode 162 - February 24, 2014
Nick Webb: We are live in the sold out Chesapeake Energy Arena in Oklahoma City for what is sure to be another stellar edition of Monday Night Havok!
Rayne: And what a show we have tonight! Casey Campbell defends the BWF World Title against James Carson! Matt Stone and Akemi Hayashi meet in a no disqualification match! We're going to crown new #1 Contenders to the BWF Tag Team Titles - and so much more! And hopefully, we'll find out who's taken over the company while our fearless leader is on maternity leave!
Nick Webb: But right now, let's take it to the ring for our opening contest; it's newcomer Axel debuting against the Human Vending Machine, Toco!
The two start off wasting no time and hook up. They stay like this for a minute or two before you finally see Toco push Axel back. Axel tries to push him back but Toco, being 100 pounds heavier, has him in the corner. Axel puts his hands up and the referee gets in between them to separate them. Toco backs up and as soon as the referee gets out of the way, Axel takes a few steps forward and slaps Toco across the face.
Nick Webb: The debuting Axel showing no respect for Hall of Famer Toco!
Toco takes it and pushes Axel back, causing him to land hard on the turnbuckle post behind him. He steps forward and starts wailing on Axel, who puts his hands up to defend himself. The referee tries to pull Toco off, but can't, so he starts the five count. At four, Toco quits. He grabs Axel's hand and whips him towards the other post and then charges.
Rayne: We're about to see an Axel Sandwich!
Axel gets to the corner post and stops himself with his arms on the ropes, but Toco is still right behind him and puts his hands out in front of him, pushing him hard into the turnbuckle. Toco starts using his elbow to deliver blows to the small of Axel's back. Axel tries to fight back, shoving Toco away long enough to hit a dropkick to Toco's knee, causing the big man's leg to buckle. He then kicks Toco hard, dropping the big man to the mat. Axel covers, but Toco kicks out at just one.
Nick Webb: It's going to take a lot more than that to keep this former World Champion down!
Axel picks Toco up and whips him towards the far post. Toco hits and Axel charges; as he does, Toco sidesteps the newcomer, traps his arms and looks around with a smile before performing a series of headbutts to the back of Axel's skull. When he lets go, Axel staggers forward, dazed, as Toco calls for the end to the delight of the crowd. He grabs the still-loopy Axel and hits The Fat Drop (Bubba Bomb). Axel bounces off the mat and lays still. Toco covers him and a three count later, Toco wins!
WINNER: Toco, via Pinfall
"The Red" by Chevelle hits the BlazenTron as Toco rolls off of the cover and stands up, happy yet unsatisfied with his recent string of luck. Nonetheless, he rolls out of the ring and high fives a few fans as he heads up the ramp.
Nick Webb: Toco mentioned earlier this week his unhappiness at being unable to get it done in big match situations since returning to the ring. Still, the man is a BWF Hall of Famer. I have to think it's only a matter of time before he wears gold again, Rayne.
Rayne: Everyone's biggest enemy is themselves, Nick. Toco needs to believe he can do it before he actually can.
Nick Webb: That's surprisingly observant.
Rayne: Do you ALWAYS have to sound so surprised when I make an actual point?
Nick Webb: In my defense, it happens oh so rarely.
Scorpio's Sting
Scorpio: No... No! No! Hell No! Hell Fizzityuck No!
The cameras roll onward, just outside of the dressing room of one certain new acquisition by the Blazenwing Wrestling Federation. Don McMichael is standing by in his crisp suit and tie, chewing on his cheek as he looks around the abandoned area of the arena they're in. A ruckus continues to roll onwards inside the dressing room; all of a sudden, the sound of a crashing table hitting the floor, glass shattering comes muffled through the door and a second later it swings open. Hiding his eyes with dark aviators and covering his burly chest in white leather, Scorpio looks over Don McMichael with a slight bit of disgust, making a face as if he had just sucked on a sour lemon.
Scorpio: You the help they sent?
He pulls his aviators down and looks over them at the unshaken Don.
Don McMichael: Uh... No, I'm Don McMichael, we had an interview scheduled with you... we've been waiting for a half an hour while you were throwing a tan-
Don McMichael is interrupted, a finger from Scorpio caresses his lips as he is shooshed.
Scorpio: Baby, just you shut your mouth...
He looks over to the camera, then back to Don.
Scorpio: We rollin'?
Don McMichael: Yes.
Scorpio: Oh...
Scorpio pulls his finger away and wipes it off on Don's suit.
Scorpio: Well then, shall we start?
Don McMichael: Yeah... Look Scorpio, the big question on everyone's mind right now is... Who really is Scorpio?
Don finishes his question while Scorpio looks generally amused by such an odd question; the microphone is turned to him.
Scorpio: Ahh... Don, my old friend... you'd be surprised how many times I'm asked this question... you see... one should not really ask... WHO is Scorpio... but who are YOU to not know who he is? Don, it's quite simple... I'm clearly the brightest diamond the Buffalo Wing Federation-
Don McMichael: Blazenwing Wrestling...
Scorpio: Whatever. I'm clearly the brightest diamond laying under a pile of thick dirty coal, and what is my job here you might ask?
Don McMichael: I wasn't going to.
Scorpio: Too bad, I'm going to tell you anyway – My Job is to shine brightest, so even under dirty unwashed and untalented coal I'll shine through, and Dave... Buffa-
Don McMichael: Blazenwing.
Scorpio: Dave Blazenwing will have no choice but to pick this Diamond up and put him at the top of the crown where he belongs. Ya feel me, son?
Scorpio ends it with a sly smirk, pushing his glasses up face.
Don McMichael: Dave doesn't even work here anymore, Scorpio... and that really doesn't answer my question...
Before he could really get any more questions out, Scorpio ducks back into his room and closes the door.
Don McMichael: Uh... Well there you have it folks... Scorpio will be going one on one with Kelly Keagan tonight-
This time Don is interrupted by the reemerging Scorpio.
Scorpio: Oh, that's what I was so upset about, Thanks for reminding me, Bro.
Scorpio then takes the microphone from Don's hand and with a huge hand over his face, shoves him off camera.
Scorpio: You see, Don was wrong in asking me who I am. I should be asking the questions around here... Like Who in the jelly bean jesus titty sucking hell is Kelly Keagan. See when I signed my contract here I was under the assumption that I wouldn't have to be in the same vicinity of some Avril Lavigne looking, Nickelback listening, William Shatner watching, maple syrup sucking Canadian! You wanna talk about the dirtiest of the coal, Kelly Keagan is the dirtiest of the bunch... But...
Scorpio smirks just a little.
Scorpio: Maybe getting in the ring with me, some of my talent might rub off on you and you'll be able to pull yourself out of the low-card and into the... well Lower-mid-card... hey, who said I wasn't a giver here huh? Tell ya what, Kelly, if you're watching... Save some face, don't make this harder than it needs to be... walk down to the ring, and just take a dive... because let's be honest here...
He takes a step back, unzips his jacket, that chest exposed to the world.
Scorpio: Whether I'm jerking the curtain, or closing the show... EVERYONE COMES TO SEE...
He looks down at the camera over his glasses.
Scorpio: Scorpio.
Scorpio drops the mic and walks off camera.
Scott Benjamin: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for ONE fall! Introducing first, hailing from London, Ontario, Canada... weighing in tonight at 135 pounds... she is KELLY KEAGAN!!!
"Make Me Proud" by Drake hits the BlazenTron as Kelly Keagan runs down the ramp, slapping hands with fans. She slides into the ring and climbs the nearest turnbuckle as pyro shoots out from the stage.
Scott Benjamin: And her opponent...
There's silence, aside from the hushed tone of the crowd, amplified by the acoustics of the arena, wasn't there supposed to be someone coming out? No one knew, Scott Benjamin, the ring announcer, cleared his throat audibly into the microphone then spoke again.
Scott Benjamin: And her oppo-
All of the sudden, "The Arena" by Daft Punk starts playing. The lights go out and the crowd cheers; finally something was happening, good or bad, they didn't care! The ring and arena were cast in an eerie blue glow as long blue neon lights lined the stage and ramp, lighting up one by one until the ring was surrounded by the blue lights, to the trained eye, the lights looked an awful lot like how the lights from Tron Legacy would look, but no one would dare make such a comparison. All the while, music slowly began to build, it got louder and louder, lights began to flash across the stage, in time with the synth tune – then random lights begin to flash across the arena in time with the drum beats, louder and louder it continued until it cut out suddenly.
Nick Webb: What is going on?
Rayne: The greatest debut in BWF history, Nick. That's what.
No one is sure exactly what happened, but for some reason a '78 Pontiac Firebird Trans-Am, you know the black one with the big phoenix on the front in that weird separated block thing, began to pull out to the side of the stage, all the whole "Dreamwave" by Vogel was kicking into to full gear, filling the arena with synthwave, and positively raising the IQ of those to silly to not enjoy Synthwave on a daily basis. The '78 Pontiac Firebird Trans-Am revved its V8 engine a few times, the vibration of said engine revving moistening the panties of everyone within a 300 mile radius, whether they wanted it or not, then the main attraction came, whether he was curtain jerking or closing the show, everyone came to see - Scorpio - Standing a pair of Aviator sunglasses, a white leather jacket, and his worn blue jeans he had specially made to not rub his crotch the wrong way when he was wrestling, the moistening intensified. Slipping his hands into his Jacket pockets he made his way down to the ring, was he looking into the ring? Was he looking past it? No one could tell with those slick aviators on, that is until he reached the end of the ramp, pulled his glasses off, and tossed them into the crowd, he probably shouldn't have, they're pretty expensive. He pulled his White Leather Jacket off and cracked his neck, The moistening was too intense this time, people are fainting in their seats, old grand mothers are blushing. He leapt from the ring side floor to the apron and slipped between the ropes like a sleek cheetah, he didn't even go to the turnbuckle for a cheap pop or a pose, he got them either way. "Dreamwave" by Vogel faded out, and the people returned from the Hypnotic trance that was Scorpio's entrance.
Scott Benjamin: Hailing from Mission Hills, California... weighing in tonight at 220 pounds... he is SCORPIO!!!
DING!
Scott barely had time to get out of the ring when he was nearly run over by the charging Kelly Keagan, her target, Scorpio, he met her head on with a tight lock up in the center of the ring, Scorpio with an easy 90 pounds extra on Kelly, took advantage of that and pulled her into a side headlock. Cranking it in, he looked out to the crowd, making “OOOHS!” and “AHHHS!” in the ring, as if they were somehow therapeutic to him.
Nick Webb: This guy seem a little off to you?
Rayne: Considering the kind of guys we've seen over the years? Not one bit!
Kelly Keagan with a couple punches to Scorpios kidney section managed to slip out, and like a sleek cat doing parkour off a cat tree, leapt into the air and drove Scorpio forward into the bottom left turnbuckle with a sick missile drop-kick! Scorpio, just a little dazed after taking a turnbuckle to the face, rolled onto to his back only to meet another flying boot right to the jaw! Scorpio let out a sickening groan, which was expected after a kick that rattled his teeth.
Nick Webb: The former Tag Champ welcoming Scorpio to the BWF with authority!
Though Kelly, while livening up the crowd, trying to get a pop for her exploits, was distracted, Scorpio got to his feet and crept up behind her, she only had a split second to see her attacker when she met the bicep of Scorpio into a monster Clothesline, hitting her so hard she cracked her head off the ring and turtled instantly.
Rayne: Oh! What an impact! Keagan might be done!
Scorpio, of course did a slight strut to gloat, and a little bow, warranted the Boo's he got from the crowd, though he didn't much care for their opinion on the matter. He reached down and grabbed a handful of Kelly's hair and heaved her up, tossing her into the turnbuckle, she slumped down to the middle turnbuckle but was hoisted up against slightly when Scorpio dug his boot into her neck, holding the ropes while Kelly kicked and struggled, he had it on there for a good 4 seconds before he dropped the hold, not wanting to risk a lose via DQ.
Nick Webb: Scorpio not afraid to use the full five count to his advantage.
The Ref of course was busy chewing him out while Scorpio just brushed him off and went back on the attack, another boot digging into her neck, this time though Kelly grabbed him by the ankle and pushed him backwards onto his rear, She looked out to the crowd, getting them back on her side again, she quickly wrapped herself around Scorpio's leg and locked in a figure 4!
Rayne: Figure 4! I don't believe it!
Scorpio let out a wail of agony, trying to turn himself over any which way he could, he was just about to reach out to tap when his hand brushed against the bottom rope, he looked over to his right and grabbed it for dear life, the ref counted to 4 and Kelly, in the same position as Scorpio earlier, let go!
Nick Webb: No! Scorpio escapes Kelly's Figure 4! This crowd can't believe it!
Though Kelly didn't waste any time, while Scorpio had pulled himself up slightly, stretching his ankle out a bit, Kelly bounced off the ropes and quickly met the back of Scorpios neck with a righteous Scissor kick! Scorpio's skull cracked off the mat and Kelly went for a quick pin! Scorpio kicked out at 2 and scrambled up to his feet.
Rayne: Scorpio kicks out! Kelly nearly caught him with that one!
Using the turnbuckle as leverage to prop himself up, Like a rabid chihuahua, Kelly was back on him, she bounced off the middle rope and tried to go for a swinging kick to the Scorpio's head but he ducked it out just in time, Kelly landed with her back turned and Scorpio seized the initiative and grabbed her from behind, locking it in and with a slight lift dropped her back down into a roaring sit-out belly-to-back face buster! Scorpio went for the pin! But Kelly got her foot on the ropes just in time!
Nick Webb: The veteran's instinct of Kelly Keagan just saved the London, Ontario native right there!
Scorpio slammed the mat down and pinned her again but Kelly was ready this time and rolled him up for a pin of her own! She only managed a two count but this threw Scorpio off guard who had to step back and assess the situation, though his assessment ran too long and he's met by a pair of flying head scissors from Kelly Keagan rocking him to the middle of the mat! Kelly ran for the nearest turnbuckle while Scorpio was slowly making his way to his feet, Kelly signals for the end of the match with her London (Ontario) Calling – top rope missile drop kick, then in a leap of faith she flies across the ring and only just misses while Scorpio rolls out of the way, Kelly smacks the mat and immediately leaps to her feet, only when she turns around, Scorpio pulls her into his Dreamwave (Tommy Dreamer's TommyHawk)! He covers and gets the 1, 2, 3 and the victory!
WINNER: Scorpio, via Pinfall
"Dreamwave" by Vogel plays as Scorpio stands up and smirks. He poses, standing over Kelly, as the crowd seems split on whether to cheer or boo him.
Nick Webb: Wow! What a match and what a win for the debuting Scorpio!
Rayne: With moves like that, I see a bright future ahead of this kid!
The Difference Between Them
Vespertine and John Roberts are standing in the hallway opposite the gorilla position currently waiting and stretching for their match to start. They are currently deep in conversation when the sound comes up and the camera cuts to them.
John Roberts: So you did a promo too then?
Vespertine: Sure did. I figure since you were going to do one in the boiler room, I might as well get one in too. I did it in my locker room.
John Roberts: Why there?
Vespertine: Because nobody can see the beautiful person that I am in the dark of the boiler room.
John Roberts: Why am I not surprised you said that?
Vespertine: By the way, what did you talk about in your promo?
John Roberts: Why? What did you talk about?
Vespertine: Mostly about the fact that the reason they are Rejects is because of the way they talk in their promos. And since I majored in communications at UCLA, I took the time to "help them out" with their Reject poster boy status.
John Roberts: Ah.... so THAT explains their promo.
She stops stretching one shapely leg and goes to the other one.
Vespertine: Why, what did they say?
John Roberts: Did you not watch their latest promo against us?
Vespertine: Did they do another promo?
He looks at her and blinks.
Vespertine: I'm guessing by the silence that they did another promo. What was it about?
John Roberts: Them in a classroom, being teachers, teaching us the ways of Rejects. What did you say because they mentioned a lot about being in the Indies and working alongside David Blazenwing and Emily Corlen in some place called AoWF. Mostly it was Spyke "schooling" you on hardcore and sex and stuff. The hell did you say in your promo?
Vespertine: Well.... I was comparing him to my girlfriend, Toshi, and said I was good with sharing her with him. Have a threesome. But because of him being a Reject, that will never happen.
He looks silently at her for a minute or so. She finally stops stretching to look at him.
Vespertine: What?
John Roberts: Is sex all you ever think about?
Vespertine: No. I think about new moves and game plans and beating my opponents. Sex is a bonus. I mean I know people think I sleep my way to the top and that's good for me.
John Roberts: How is that good for you?
Vespertine: Well, they think the only skills I have are in the bedroom. Then they get in the ring with me and are surprised I actually can wrestle.
She indicates the International Title on the bench across from her.
Vespertine: And people are shocked when I actually win titles. They go in underestimating me, they go in thinking I'm stupid and I don't know what I'm doing and they get a shock when I win. Of course, I guess I give that impression too.
John Roberts: Hmmmm... interesting.
Vespertine: Snake, I'm not as big as you, or as strong as you or even as tall as you. I'm the smallest lightest wrestler on the roster, usually the smallest, lightest woman in the women's division. But I have been training in Tae Kwon Do and Muay Thai since I was 8 and 13. Self-taught in capoeira and trained under Rey Misterio Sr when I was 20. I have that and I use my wits. I use my wits mostly to make everyone think I'm a dumb blonde and I don't know anything about wrestling. See, all they see me as, is eye candy. Which is good but I feel I am well versed in the ring and am dangerous. My idol is Lita and my mentor is a woman named Nightelf, a rival from my very first federation who trained me in the ways of Extreme. So when I can, I go extreme.
John Roberts: I can't see you taking a chair to the skull or a sledgehammer to the stomach.
Vespertine: I thought you knew the difference. That's hardcore. That is different from being extreme. I mean sure, I can get hurt and I can bleed in extreme but it's more of doing high risk manuevers, a lot of high flying and are moves that when timed right can do damaged but also wow the audience.
John Roberts: You are in this sport to "wow" the audience?
Vespertine: No, that's a bonus. I'm in this business because I have the skills and the talents for it, I love being in the ring fighting opponents and I love those moments when everything is on the line and you pull out all the stops and win. You get in one good move and suddenly you feel you have the match. Basically though it's about the respect. I learned long ago respect is earned, never given. So I have to go out each night, wow the crowd and do things no normal woman should do. If I earn the respect of an opponent, then I know I did the right thing. If I earned the respect of the audience, that's a bonus. It's important to me to earn the respect of management. With management, comes the respect of the rest of the locker room and staff.
John Roberts: Admirable... I guess.
Vespertine: You don't have to do that, you're already big and strong. All you have to do is get in the ring and do whatever the hell you want. Nothing hurts, nothing fazes you. You take a clothesline and you stay standing. Me, I would go down.
A techie comes around the corner and sees them.
Techie: Ok you two, your match is almost up. Good luck.
Vespertine: Thanks.
John Roberts: We don't need it. They'll need it.
Vespertine: This is our night, this is our time. We are the ones to face Zoe and Austin next, not them. Nothing to it but to do it.
Snake cracks his knuckles, Vespertine cracks her neck. The techie shrugs and walks away and both of them get into Gorilla position. Camera cuts shot.
Vespertine and Spyke decide to start for their respect teams. They come together in the middle of the ring and hook up. Spyke being the heavier of the two, pushes Vespertine back, Vespertine tries to push back and gets a little headway in doing so but Spyke pushes harder and suddenly Vespertine lets go and drops into a sweep. Spyke jumps over her sweep. She sweeps again and again Spyke jumps over her sweep. He stands there with a smirk on his face as she straightens up.
Nick Webb: Ves and Spyke, seemingly testing one another out in the early goings of this match. Of course, this is for the next shot at the BWF Tag Team Titles, so neither team wants to make a mistake in this one.
They hook up again and Vespertine twists and gets him in an arm wrench behind his back. He tries to elbow her in the head but she dodges. He slaps his shoulder once, twice, and then goes into a somersault roll and when he comes back, he manages to get her in an armbar. She tries to wriggle her way out but to no effect.
Nick Webb: Spyke, who is NOT Spykeman!, gets Vespertine in an armbar. Spyke's got a history wrestling all around the world. I'd wager he could teach Ves a few things.
Rayne: Like she wants to teach him a few things in the bedroom, apparently. HA!
She whirls into motion, gets close to him and then kicks up backwards catching him in the groin. He gets a mad look on his face but she runs the ropes and on her rebound he waits to flip her over but she jumps over him in a sort of sunset flip and stays locked on his ankles. She pulls and he whirls his arms to keep from falling over. Suddenly he goes down and covers her and hooks her leg. The referee gets into position and starts the three count. At 2, Snake comes in and gives him a big boot to the head. The referee gets up and admonishes him and he only shrugs.
Nick Webb: Spyke nearly picking up the win for the Rejects there, but Roberts interferes with the count!
Vespertine gets up, runs the ropes and does a rolling flip senton right onto Spyke's stomach. She bounces off and he rolls around in pain. They somehow manage to get up at the same time. Both get the idea of running the ropes at the same time. They criss cross several times before Vespertine performs a spinning heel kick but Spyke sees it coming and goes into a Misterio Roll. She lands on her feet the same time she turns around and he charges her and executes a step up enziguri. He runs the ropes and then does a B Boy Stance (Breakdancing Leg Drop) but when his leg comes down, it hits mat as she has rolled out of the way. He holds his leg in agony and she kips up Shawn Michaels style. He gets up, she charges, jumps and rebounds off the top rope into a hurricanrana which sends him flying across the ring.
Rayne: Vespertine's fighting back now. The International Champ is intent on proving that she deserves all the gold in the BWF!
She then climbs up the turnbuckle and turns around to measure him up. Just before she jumps, he kips up, runs over to her and executes A Hug Of Doom (Moonsault Belly-to-Belly off the Top Rope). She goes flying and somehow manages to turn it into a somersault roll but her momentum keeps her going all the way out to the arena floor. He looks around for her, sees her as she is getting, he runs to the ropes, rebounds, jumps onto the top rope and does a backflip moonsault onto her and both of them crash to the floor. The chant of "holy s**t" starts up. For a few seconds, neither one moves and both Snake and Allen clap or stomp on the ring apron to get them to move. The referee starts the 10 count.
1...
2...
3...
4...
Both Vespertine and Spyke start stirring.
5...
6...
7...
Both wrestlers are up and both are rolling into the ring. Spyke grabs Vespertine by the hair as she is getting up, pulls her up and then snap mares her over. He then runs towards the ropes, rebounds, and does a grounded dropkick which connects with her chest. She lays back on the mat dazed. He gets up and goes over to her and tries to pull her out to the center of the ring but she grabs the bottom ropes. He pulls again but she still doesn't go. So he lets go and flips into a leg drop onto her chest. He picks her up and whips her towards the far ropes. He backs up, charges and tries a spinning heel kick of his own but she ducks under him and on her rebound, Snake, with his long arms, reaches over and slaps her on the back. The referee sees the tag and so does Allen who tries to tell his partner but Spyke runs the ropes, rebounds and jumps into a flying cross body block. It connects and he lands on top of her. He hooks the leg.
Nick Webb: Spyke going for the pin on Vespertine; he didn't see the Roberts blind tag himself in!
The referee doesn't count and Spyke doesn't see Snake get in until he grabs him by the legs and swings him around a few times and then lets go. Spyke goes flying and lands in Allen's corner. Allen reaches down and tags Spyke in and then goes through the ropes. He charges Snake with a clothesline but Snake doesn't go down. He charges again and tries another clothesline with the same result. He winds up and tries a third time and attempts a Bionic Elbow but he runs into a big boot courtesy of Snake and ends up on his back. Snake goes over picks him up and puts him in a choke hold lift. Then he choke throws him across the ring.
Nick Webb: There aren't many individuals in this business who can manhandle Allen Chaney like that, but John Roberts isn't like many individuals! The Scarfaced Snake is a monster!
Rayne: So is Allen Chaney! This is the man who once put Jake Norton out of commission with a vicious curb stomp back in UX!
Snake stalks over to Allen, picks him up, and whips him towards the ropes. Allen rebounds and ducks under a Clothesline from Hell by Snake. On his return, he nails a Cactus Clothesline but it doesn't send Snake flying out of the ring. Allen just stands there looking around confused. Snake is staggering. He tries again and runs and attempts another cactus clothesline again with the same result. He turns around right into a Codebreaker courtesy of Vespertine. He goes down and stands up and falls backwards on the mat. Spyke sees this and gets in. He charges towards her and gives her The Norris (A High Impact Roundhouse kick to the Head) He turns around and tries to do the same with Snake but before he can execute it, Snake grabs his throat, lifts him up high and choke slams him to the mat. Snake looks down at his handy work and smiles.
Nick Webb: John Roberts is dominating in this match! I don't think The Rejects expected this much resistance from the team of Vespertine and Roberts!
He quickly picks Spyke up and turns him sideways and lifts .... UP! Snake has Spyke in a Gorilla Press, he turns around to throw him out of the ring but sees Allen is charging him so he throws Spyke at Allen. Allen puts on the brakes but not before Spyke crashes into him. Snake goes over to both of them, picks them both up, puts them both into chokeholds, lifts up and slams them both into the mat.
Rayne: HOW? I get one, but Allen AND Spyke? Good God almighty!
Snake goes over to Allen and covers him. The referee gets into position and starts the three count. At 2, Allen puts a leg up on the bottom rope. The referee stops the count and points this out to Snake. He takes the leg and hooks it. The referee counts again but at 1 and a half, Allen kicks out. Snake gets on his knees and gets a frustrated look. He goes over, picks Allen up but suddenly Allen traps him and whirls into motion and executes a gutwrench powerbomb. He then runs over to the post, climbs up, turns around and jumps. He attempts a WTFFFF! (Moonsault) and comes crashing down on Snake. He hooks the leg and a three count later, picks up the win for his team.
WINNERS: Allen Chaney & Spyke Gein, via Pinfall
"Light Grenades" by Incubus starts playing as Allen stands up, glaring down at Roberts. He helps Spyke to his feet and the two celebrate as the crowd boos fairly loudly at the duo.
Nick Webb: Normally, these men get at least some of the crowd to cheer for them, but after what they've done to the likes of Zoe Cooper, Austin Scott, Matt Stone and Casey Campbell over the last several weeks, the fans are not happy with these men at all!
The PWNing of the Rude
"Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO hits the BlazenTron and out comes Casey Campbell, standing in the entrance with his wrestling gear already on and a microphone in hand.
Nick Webb: Oh, dear lord. Casey, what are you doing?
Rayne: THE CHAMP... IS... HURRRRRRRRRRR!
Nick Webb: Awesome. Let's get sued tonight.
Casey starts making his way slowly down the ramp, popping his neck and bringing the microphone up to his mouth as his music cuts.
Casey Campbell: I missed you guys last week, but I think it’s finally time I welcomed you to the BWF... and return the favor for what you did to me at Survival of the Sickest.
Nick Webb: What in the hell is Casey doing!? He's got a title defense later tonight! Where's his backup?!
Rayne: I think the 'roids finally rotted out what was left of his brain, Nick. It's like a cow walking into a McDonalds!
Nick Webb: I can't watch!
Rayne: I can't wait! HA!
Casey drops the microphone and starts making his way up the steps of the ring and gets onto the apron with both Spyke and Allen ready for him to get into the ring. Casey does, quickly jumping through the ropes, but Spyke and Allen both jump him, swinging wildly on top of Casey’s back, with him still trying to get into the ring.
Nick Webb: Is this brave or stupid?
Rayne: Bravely stupid!
Allen and Spyke keep beating Casey down, but he starts trying to fight both men back; then, finally, Allen locks Casey’s arms behind his back and yells at Spyke. Spyke nods and quickly tries to take Casey’s head off with The Norris (High-Impact Round House kick to the head)! Right before connecting, Casey breaks free out of the way, but Spyke is able to stop just in time before taking out his own teammate’s head.
Nick Webb: Spyke nearly decapitated his own partner!
Rayne: He didn't even come clo- NO!
Both men then turn, only to be PWNED (Point-Blank Spear) by Casey, taking both of the men down in the middle of the ring! The crowd erupts in celebration as Casey stands over them with his hand in an L shape, yelling “Losers!” down to both men. Casey doesn’t seem to be done, grabbing Spyke by his neck with both hands, then showing off his strength as he choke tosses him over his head, out of the ring and smacking down hard on the ramp! Then, turning his attention to Allen, who is starting to bring himself to one knee, only to get smacked in the face by Casey and lifted up into a torture rack.
Nick Webb: Casey, with some effort, lifting Allen Chaney onto his shoulders!
Casey jumps up and down with the big man on his shoulders, showing off even more of his power, before yelling “THIS IS FOR RUINING MY MOMENT!!!” Casey then takes off running, then drops Allen down hard with his new trademark finisher, Bromageddon (Shell Shock)!!! Then, rolling out of the ring, Casey makes his way up the ramp, spitting on Spyke when walking by and heading into the back, leaving both men knocked out as a loud "CASEY" chant breaks out and his theme starts playing again.
Nick Webb: That, ladies and gentlemen, is what we in the business call a receipt.
Rayne: No, it's pronounced BULLSHIT. You don't jump two guys immediately following a tough match! That's just poor sportsmanship!
Nick Webb: .......are you literally being serious right now?
Rayne: You're damn right I am! Why?
Nick Webb: I... uh, wow. Just... wow. Uh, we'll be back after these commercials, folks. Don't go anywhere.
Rayne: Call 911! There's been a robbery! Casey Campbell stole the spotlight from The Rejects!
Nick Webb facepalms as Havok fades to commercial.
Nick Webb: Up next, we have Akemi Hayashi taking on Matt Stone in Stone’s first appearance since losing the BWF Undisputed title match to Casey Campbell at Survival of the Sickest.
Rayne: And with the added stipulation that this is no disqualification, I expect Stone to show his dominance.
Nick Webb: Are you betting on it?
Rayne: Shut up Nick.
"Collapse Generation" by Arcturus plays in the arena as strobelights start filling the arena, bubbles coming seemingly out of nowhere as well. The fans start to cheer as they see Akemi coming out, but they don’t get to celebrate for long as she’s immediately jumped from behind by Matt Stone! The crowd starts booing as Stone quickly lifts Akemi back up after knocking her down and throws her into the near-by guardrail! The Oklahoma crowd didn’t expect to see this match start out like this for sure, but it’s possible it was Stone’s plan all along. The Abominable Showman tosses Dagger inside the ring and slides in after her, looking to end this quickly.
DING!
Rayne: Matt Stone looking to show off some ruthless aggression Nick.
Nick Webb: I wouldn’t count Akemi out before this starts.
With the sound of the bell, Stone grabs Akemi’s leg, but is quickly countered with a leg sweep, allowing Hayashi to mount him and start raining down right hands on Stone’s forehead over and over. The crowd starts cheering, seeing their antagonist covering up as best he can to protect himself, but it isn’t long before he’s able to push Dagger off. Matt starts to get to his feet, but he’s tackled quickly again and has to kick Akemi’s chest to separate enough to be able to slide out of the ring to catch a breather.
Nick Webb: Stone’s pre-match attack seems to have backfired Rayne!
Rayne: If I know Matt Stone, he has about thirteen other plans of attack though, no big deal, trust me.
Despite being out of the ring, Matt isn’t out of danger with Dagger quickly diving through the ropes and taking Stone down with a suicide dive! The crowd cheers for Akemi, who is back to her feet, sending a few kicks down at Stone’s ribs. Despite there being no disqualification, Akemi knows she needs Matt back in the ring to get the win, so she lifts up the Canadian and rolls him back inside. Rather than go in after him, though, she lifts up the ring apron and peers underneath, reaching in and pulling out a kendo stick. She holds it up in the air for the crowd to see and cheer for before she climbs up on the apron and gets back in the ring.
Rayne: Why was there a Kendo Stick under the ring?
Nick Webb: Maybe there was a hungry panda backstage?
Rayne: That’s bamboo you moron!
Matt is back to his feet, taking a defensive stance seeing Akemi approach him with the weapon. Stone lunges forward to try and grab it, but he’s jabbed in the chest for his efforts. Frustrated, Stone lunges again and is smacked in the rib cage by the stick, then hit over the head, cracking the weapon in two at the tip. Matt backs up, hitting the ropes and charges in, but is smacked hard in the abdomen with a horizontal swing of the stick, doubling Stone over enough for Akemi to wrap the stick under his chin and swing him backwards for a White Russian Leg Sweep. Dagger goes for a cover after hitting the move, but isn't able to keep Stone down beyond a two count.
Rayne: Phew, that was a close one!
Nick Webb: Not that you’re rooting for anyone, right?
Rayne: Huh? Oh, no, of course not.
Dagger keeps her advantage, dragging Stone towards the ropes, wrapping her legs around his neck as well as the ropes, crawling out and falling backwards, choking the Straight Shooter out with her legs, executing her usually illegal submission hold, Wrath of Mr. Squeezy (Rope-assisted Figure-4 Leg Choke) The crowd starts cheering, knowing Stone could give up at any time here. The referee has no choice but to ask Stone if he gives up, and despite turning slightly purple, Matt refuses to give up. Grabbing the rope above his head, Stone lifts himself up, putting more pressure on his throat, but he’s able to use the leverage to squeeze his out out from between Akemi’s legs (giggetty) and escape the hold, gasping for air. Dagger falls to the mat outside, but recovers quickly and slides in the ring, seeing Stone on his knees gasping for air. She charges over, looking for some sort of fatal blow, but as she approaches, Matt springs into action and catches her right under the chin with his knee, driving her forward with the C-c-c-c-combo Breaker!
Rayne: That’s it! Stone has this won!
Nick Webb: If he can get the cover, he’s still down.
Both competitors are down on the mat, the referee starts a count, even though there is no count out in this type of match. Why referees do this is a mystery, perhaps he’s just bored? Regardless, when he gets to a six count, matt has crawled over to Hayashi and draped his arm across her for a cover, but Dagger shoots her arm up at two. The camera gets a good shot of Stone screaming an expletive as he starts to get up. Matt measures Akemi, who is starting to get up herself. She’s on her knees and Stone screams out “Kneel before Zod” getting ready to kick her, but he stops when Dagger holds up both her hands, pleading with Matt to stop. Puzzled, the Name Dropper hesitates for just a second, which is enough time for Akemi to jump up and hit Matt with an enziguri. Matt is dazed by the kick, but stays vertical, looking woozy. Akemi gets up and starts her Boom Boom Kapow (Akemi pummels her standing opponent with rapid-fire savate kicks to the head), knocking Matt from side to side with kicks before a fifth shot knocks Matt flat on his back. Sensing victory, Dagger goes for the cover, just barely missing out on a three count.
Nick Webb: Things are looking good here for Dagger Rayne.
Rayne: I can see that Nick, no need to rub it in.
Akemi grabs Stone’s arm and pulls him up to a seated position, quickly picking up the fallen Kendo stick from earlier and swinging it for Matt’s head, but he pulls back to avoid the contact, quickly sending his right foot at Akemi’s knee, causing her to fall forward face first onto Stone’s lifted left knee. Matt shakes his head of the cobwebs as he starts getting up, Akemi is doing the same, having dropped the Kendo stick. Seeing her dazed, Stone dashes forward and grabs Hayashi’s head, lifting his knee and executing a second C-c-c-c-combo Breaker!
Rayne: No one kicks out of two Combo Breakers!
It turns out Rayne wasn't telling any tales out of school as Matt rolls Akemi onto her back and hooks her outside leg, getting the 3 count and the win.
WINNER: Matt Stone, via Pinfall
"Whoa is Me" by Down With Webster hits the BlazenTron and the crowd immediately starts booing as Stone stands up, mock bowing to Akemi before rolling out of the ring and heading up the ramp, ignoring the fans.
Nick Webb: Well, like it or not, Matt Stone is victorious here tonight. At least he didn't break Akemi's ankle again!
Rayne: Maybe now, he can focus on getting another shot at Casey's World Title! Someone with CLASS who isn't going to make the damn thing spin!
Nick Webb: Casey could very well lose that Championship here tonight! Will James Carson complete a meteoric rise to the top of the BWF with a major victory for the BWF World Championship? We'll find out after our final commercial break! Don't move a muscle!
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The bell rings with Casey and James staring at each other in the ring. Casey then raises his hands up challenging James to a test of strength. James is pacing back and forth thinking about it for a moment then grapples up with Casey both the men locking hands and pushing each other back. James starts to stagger with Casey showing off the superior strength pushing him back that is until James hits a hard head butt making Casey stagger back only to fire back with his own head butt. James seems dazed only for a second before hitting another head butt on Casey then he hits another head butt!
Nick Webb: These two are just looking to crack each other's skulls open here!
Rayne: Campbell's an idiot. He's gonna pop his stitches from Matt's assault at Survival of the Sickest! It's gonna be a lot harder to retain your title when your face is covered in blood, dumbass!
James nails one last head butt bringing Casey down to one knee. James let’s go of Casey’s hand but keeps the other one and jerking Casey’s head right into The Awakening(Bull Hammer Elbow). Casey falls to his back but James keeps a tight grip on his hand only to jerk him back up and hit The Awakening again, Casey falls back once more but James isn’t finisher lifting Casey up and hitting a third one! James then lets Casey go and covers him for the pin. 1...2…..Kick out!!
Nick Webb: Carson is dominating Casey at the moment. We could be witnessing the final moments of Campbell's reign as BWF World Champion!
Casey manages to push James off just before the three counts but James yells at him and starts’ firing off hard rights onto Casey’s face then covers him for another pin. 1..kick out! Casey is able to push James off and quickly rolls out of the ring to regroup himself. James decides to wait just mocking Casey in the middle of the ring and yelling at the crowd.
Nick Webb: I'm willing to bet Casey's having second thoughts regarding the PWNZWN Challenge right about now.
Rayne: You think? The first PWNZWN Challenge might be the last PWNZWN Challenge! HA!
Then Casey slides back into the ring with James going right back on the attack but Casey springs up just in time hitting him with a huge Spine Buster! The crowd then erupts finally getting into the match and getting behind their BWF Champion. They both start to stagger back up before Casey takes James down with a shoulder block, then lifting James up he whips him into the ropes and catching him with a Flapjack as he covers James for a quick pin. 1…2…kick out!
Nick Webb: Casey's back on the offensive, but he's gonna need a whole lot more to put James down for the three. Remember, Carson's undefeated in BWF right now.
Casey getting up he waits for James to stagger up to his feet then hits a chop block to James’s knee trying to weaken the big man down, then another chop block, then James trying to pull up once more getting tripped down and put into an Ankle Lock by Casey. The crowd erupting in cheers again with Casey twisting James’s ankle who is trying to grab for the ropes looking to be in pain. Casey twists the ankle harder but James is finally able to crawl his way to the ropes. The ref starts getting onto Casey but he finally lets him go.
Rayne: Credit to Casey, he's never focused on a person like this before. Usually, he just throws his brute strength around like some kind of uncoordinated gorilla... or Toco in heat.
Casey grabs James by the beard pulling him up but James hits with a hard punch into Casey’s gut several times staggering him back. James then runs hitting a leaping Cross-body right on top of Casey and goes for the pin. 1…2…kick out!! Casey rolls back onto his feet and so does James who is standing fine not even looking phased that he had his leg taken out just a few moments ago.
Nick Webb: You know, James’ has a split personality, right? Might he be able to shut out pain?
Rayne: I'm not sure that's how that works. Then again, this dude's out there, even for BWF, so it wouldn't surprise me.
James just laughs at Casey then both of them lock up again with James just biting down on Casey’s forehead. The ref starts yelling at James who kicks Casey’s left knee bringing him down to one leg and planting him down with The Sacrifice (Inverted DDT). Getting up he starts stomping down on Casey again and again driving his foot down onto the champ. James then turns going over to the corner starting to rip off the covering exposing the metal turnbuckle.
Nick Webb: Carson is looking to do something evil here!
Rayne: Is it Carson or his split personality?
Nick Webb: I don't know! I usually can't even tell fraternal twins apart!
Casey staggers back up to his feet and looks at James with his back turned; he comes behind with A Brush of Greatness (Clothesline from hell to the back of the head) James knowing in time ducks his head avoiding it. James then locks Casey up from behind and drives his head right into the turnbuckle with The Illumination (Skull Crushing Finale) and bust Casey’s forehead back open. James then drops down rolling up Casey for a pin. 1…2…..Ropes!!! Casey managed to reach out in desperation grabbing the ropes keeping him from getting pinned.
Nick Webb: NO! Casey saves his Championship with an amazing display of veteran instinct!
Rayne: COME ON! Someone call the boss, we need to make a bigger ring STAT!
James starts yelling at Casey while petting his beard then nodding his head after talking to himself he lifts up Casey and yelling to the crowd he goes for The Brainwashing (Sister Abigail) but Casey is able to spin out from his grasp and lifts James up on top of his shoulders locking him into a Torture Rack.
Nick Webb: Casey counters The Brainwashing into a Torture Rack! Could he look for the Bromageddon here? If he hits that, this match has to be over!
Rayne: Come on, Carson, get out of this! You can do it!
Casey has James locked in the Torture Rack stretching his body out over his shoulders and upper back. Casey keeps flexing his muscles but shows signs of weakening with the blood pouring down his face. Then falling down to one knee with James struggling to try and fight out but Casey manages to pull himself back up not letting James out then takes a few steps forward dropping back hard with James into Bromageddon (Shell Shock)! Casey just lies on top of James and the ref goes for the pin. 1…. 2….. 3!!!
WINNER AND STILL BWF WORLD CHAMPION: Casey Campbell, via Pinfall
"Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO hits the BlazenTron and the crowd explodes as Casey slowly stands up and starts cheering. The referee hands Casey his Championship and Casey spins the center plate before holding it up as the crowd cheers louder.
Nick Webb: He did it, Rayne! Casey Campbell has ended James Carson's undefeated streak and retained the BWF World Title!
Rayne: DAMMIT. SOMEONE get rid of that damn spinner belt!
Dear Leader
Casey turns to head to the top rope to celebrate, but stops as he suddenly notices Allen Chaney and Spyke Gein climbing into the ring! The music cuts and the crowd boos as they start to corner Casey - but suddenly, the crowd pops as Matt Stone runs down the ramp and slides into the ring!
Rayne: That's an odd reaction considering the crowd was booing this man like, twenty minutes ago.
Nick Webb: Against Chaney and Gein? Yeah, even Matt Stone gets cheered!
Stone stands side by side with his Survival of the Sickest opponent as they stare down The Rejects, each side daring the other to make the first move. In the middle of the ring, James Carson comes to and stands up, turning to look at both sides and cackling madly.
Nick Webb: What's going to happen here? So many combustible elements in the ring!
Rayne: Someone jump, Goddammit! Let's see a FIGHT already!
Before any of the five men in the ring can make a move, "The Look" by Roxette hits the BlazenTron. All five men turn their attention to the stage, not recognizing the music.
Nick Webb: What's going on? Whose music is that?
Rayne: You think... Emily's replacement?
Nick Webb: Maybe! Hopefully whoever's filling in for the C.E.O. and new mother will put a stop to this before it gets out of hand!
The music continues playing, but no one steps out from behind the curtain, and no video plays on the BlazenTron.
Walking like a man
Hitting like a hammer
She's a juvenile scam
Never was a quitter
Tasty like a raindrop
She's got the look
Suddenly, the curtain moves and a figure walks out from behind the curtain. The crowd immediately pops, recognizing the individual instantly.
Rayne: You've gotta be kidding me! HER?!
Nick Webb: I don't believe it! Emily Corlen's replacement... IS EMILY CORLEN!!!
Indeed, only thirteen days removed from having fraternal twins, BWF C.E.O. Emily Corlen stands on the ramp, grinning from ear to ear. She does a quick twirl for the camera, showing off her new, baby bump-less body, before lifting a mic to her lips as the music fades.
Emily Corlen: Oh, come on, now. Don't look so surprised, boys. Like I'm gonna let a tiny little thing like childbirth get in the way of performing my duties as BWF C.E.O.
Emily chuckles, rolling her eyes.
Emily Corlen: Now, do yourselves a favor and don't move a muscle. I have an announcement to make regarding both the next Havok and the main event of Tainted Twilight, and if any of you try any funny business while the boss lady is talking, I'll fire your ass faster than you can say Lenard the Mime.
Emily shrugs.
Emily Corlen: What? I hate being interrupted.
The crowd laughs and Emily continues.
Emily Corlen: Two weeks on Monday Night Havok will be the final stop before we reach Montreal for Tainted Twilight, and boys, you're all going to be in action. The main event of Havok will pit The Rejects, Allen Chaney and Spyke Gein, and James Carson against the team of BWF World Champion Casey Campbell, Matt Stone... and Elizabeth Davis!
The crowd pops at this announcement.
Nick Webb: Elizabeth, of course, not with us tonight due to personal reasons.
Emily Corlen: Not only that, but this match will determine the #1 Contender to Casey's title at Tainted Twilight... because whoever takes the deciding fall in this match, gets the title shot at the pay-per-view!
The crowd cheers even louder.
Emily Corlen: And Casey, if you get the deciding fall for your team, I'll let you decide who you defend your title against with zero argument from me. You can even do your little PWNZWN Challenge if you want.
Emily winks as she turns around to leave, but stops and spins around on her heel.
Emily Corlen: Oh, one more thing. To ensure that every one of you gets the same opportunity to score the deciding fall... this match will be a TORNADO Tag Team Match!
Nick Webb: Wow! All six individuals in the ring at the same time! That's going to be MADNESS!
Rayne: That's going to be AMAZING!
Emily Corlen: Have a nice night, boys... and good luck to all of you.
"The Look" by Roxette starts playing again as Emily turns around and walks back through the curtain.
Nick Webb: What an announcement from our C.E.O.! What a main event for the next Havok!
Rayne: Hell, even I'M looking forward to this one! Who's gonna get the shot at Casey's title at Tainted Twilight?
Nick Webb: I can't wait to find out! Folks, for Rayne, I'm Nick Webb... good night from Oklahoma City! We'll see you in two weeks for another exciting episode of Havok!
We see one final shot of Casey holding his spinner title up in the air as everyone in the ring stare one another down, before Havok fades to the BWF logo, and then finally to black.
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QUICK RESULTS
Toco def. Axel
Scorpio def. Kelly Keagan
Allen Chaney & Spyke Gein def. Vespertine & John Roberts
Matt Stone def. Akemi Hayashi
Casey Campbell def. James Carson; WORLD TITLE RETAINED