Post by David Slayton on Feb 10, 2014 6:30:21 GMT -6
Episode 161 - February 10, 2014
Nick Webb: Welcome one and all to Monday Night Havok! We are live on the air, coming to you from Portland, Oregon's Moda Center, and folks, you're gonna be glad you tuned in tonight!
Rayne: We've got Toco vs. Keagan on tap, plus two huge tag matches, as Vespertine and John Roberts warningly join forces to take on James Carson and Alex Richards, while X-Factor returns to action to compete against Zoe Cooper and a mystery partner for the BWF Tag Team Titles! Plus, in the main event, Liz Davis and AJ Adams go one on one in a match that is certain to have World Title implications going forward!
A Long Time Coming
The lights go dark in the arena and all goes silent then “Big Time” by Peter Gabriel starts to kick on with a spot light shining down at the stage entrance revealing none other than MC the Midget!
Nick Webb: Speaking of the World Championship...
MC starts to make his way down the ramp dressed in a snazzy suit and tie. Making his way up the steps and into the ring he walks over to the side of the ring and ask for a microphone then finally getting one he walks to the center with the spot light still shining down on him.
MC: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! AS THIS MAN’S BEST FRIEND AND LONG TIME MANAGER, I WANT TO BE THE FIRST TO INTRODUCE HIM TO YOU AFTER ALMOST TEN LONG YEARS… AS YOUR NEW BWF UNDISPUTED WORLD CHAMPION!!! THE “PWNSTAR” CASEY CAMPBELL!!!!!
“Sexy and I Know It” by LMFAO hits the BlazenTron and the crowd erupts in cheers. Purple, pink, neon blue and yellow lights start flashing all through the arena and matching fireworks start shooting out from the entrance. Then as the smoke from the entrance clears the New Champ Casey Campbell is standing there with the BWF Undisputed Championship held high in the air.
Rayne: I still say it should have been Matt Stone.
Nick Webb: Oh, would you let Casey have his moment?
Casey then throwing the belt over his shoulder adjusting his purple tented shades wearing a matching purple popped collar polo tucked down into a pair of tan khaki pants. He then starts slowly walking down the ramp with fireworks going off behind him down the ramp till he reaches the end. Stopping for just a moment to take in everything as the crowd is still cheering.
Nick Webb: I will say, after the beating he took at the hands of Allen Chaney and Spyke Gein during the closing moments of Survival of the Sickest... he looks like he's in high spirits tonight.
Rayne: Of course he is, he lucked his way into the BWF World Title after ten years of not being good enough! I hope he bought a lottery ticket after the last show!
Quickly sliding into the ring he takes a knee giving MC a high-five before standing up and starting to circle the ring looking out to the crowd and tossing a microphone that gets thrown to him. Casey then stops and holds the microphone up to his mouth getting ready to say something. Then handing the Championship to MC to hold he starts to say something but then pauses. After a few moments he drops the Mic down and slides right out of the ring starting to make his way up the ramp.
Nick Webb: You really have a problem with Casey winning the title, don't you?
Rayne: That was my kid's college fund, man!
Nick Webb: I think you have a gambling problem, Rayne.
Rayne: It's not a problem if you're awesome at it, which I am!
Stopping halfway up the ramp Casey turns around to look over his shoulder and pulling off his shades dropping them to the floor. Turning he just takes off leaping over the guard rail and right into the crowd as they try to catch the 6’6” two hundred and sixty five pounder and Casey just high-fiving everybody he can reach in the crowd. Casey leaping back over the guard rail runs to the other side leaping over it into the crowd high-fiving everybody there. Then hoping over the railing now missing his top getting it ripped off by a crazed female fan.
Nick Webb: I don't know who's more excited there, the woman or Casey!
Casey then finally slides back into the ring picking up the microphone with a wide grin across his face.
Casey Campbell: HEY EVERYBODY!!! I HOPE YOU ALL PLAN ON HAVING A GREAT TIME TONIGHT BECAUSE IT’S AN ALL DAY CELEBRATION PARTY!!! Unfortunately… I’ve heard it’s going to be raining!!!!
A loud explosion starts going off from the rafters and money starts falling. Not just any money though it's MONOPOLY MONEY!!! Then mixed in with all the different colors of money are randomly colored condoms raining down on the audience.
Casey Campbell: Money to help you out of jail! Protection for the parents and balloons for the kids!!! I felt my celebration got cut a little too short at Survival of the Sickest. So tonight here on Monday Night Havok! I am throwing you all a huge party in my honor! Because this is a new era! An amazing era! Things are going to be changing around here for the better and you all get to be the first to witness it!
Casey then reaches over grabbing the Championship from MC and holds it up into the air.
Casey Campbell: I AM YOUR NEW UNDISPUTED BWF…….
He stops just staring up at the title shaking his head before lowering the belt.
Casey Campbell: I don’t need this.
Taking the belt Casey then just throws it into the crowd to some lucky fan.
Casey Campbell: I have a ton to get off my chest and the first thing, I am not your Undisputed Champion. Undisputed is a title that should have not even been allowed into the business. That belt reminds us of the mistake that happened between David Blazenwing and Emily Corlen. That belt reminds us of a dark time for everybody; the BWF Roster, the fans, and the employees. So now I come to you as a humble man wanting to erase those dark times and put them behind us…..
Then coming from the rafters is a briefcase getting extended down into the middle of the ring. Casey opening it and pulls out…
Casey Campbell: WITH THIS BRAND NEW SPINNER CHAMPIONSHIP BELT!!! BECAUSE I AM YOUR NEW BWF WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!
Holding the belt up high in one hand as photo lights start flashing all over the arena with the crowd erupting in more cheers.
Casey Campbell: Now speaking about the dark times. There is somebody else in this audience that I’ve wanted to have a meeting with. SPOTLIGHT!
A light shines down to somebody sitting in the front row: none other than BWF’s Founder, David Blazenwing.
Casey Campbell: Blazenwing! Come on down!
Blazenwing hesitates for a moment, but finally stands up and hops over the barricade. He straightens his tie as he makes his way into the ring and stops right in front of Casey.
Casey Campbell: So Dave! So glad that you got to join us tonight. You know last time we met you kind of kicked me in the face. Tonight Dave is a time to move on from the dark past just like the Championship.
Blazenwing is handed a mic by one of the ringside techies.
David Blazenwing: (to techie) Thank you. (to Casey) Casey, I told you on Twitter that I was wrong to kick you at WrestleFest and I stand by that. I also told you that you deserved to get me back, which is part of the reason I'm here tonight, the other part, obviously, being to watch Liz Davis kick AJ Adams' ass in the main event.
The crowd cheers and a small "Liz" chant kicks up and quickly dies down.
David Blazenwing: So, go on, then. Do your worst and let's move past this like men.
Blazenwing leans down and sets the mic on the canvas, and then stands back up and holds his arms out, apparently waiting to take whatever Casey has to throw at him. Casey then drops the microphone and crouches forward leaping and PWNS!!! (Point-Blank Spear) David Blazenwing... but instead picks him up in a huge bearhug! Dave looks confused but, also getting the life squeezed out of him, tries to hug Casey back before getting dropped back down onto his feet. Casey then extends a hand out to him and they both shake hands as the crowd erupts, eating it up.
Nick Webb: Look at that. Casey Campbell, the consummate professional. Good for them.
Rayne: THIS IS THE GUY WHO SHOWS OFF HIS THONG FOR A LIVING. HOW IS HE PROFESSIONAL!?
Casey and Dave then high five each other as Blazenwing leaves the ring and heads back to his seat at ringside.
Casey Campbell: So, everybody still having a great time!? Well, we aren’t done tonight because I have a chip on my shoulder... well, two chips actually. The chips go by the names of Allen Chaney and Spyke Gein. Never heard of them? Yeah, me neither! Yet both of them decided to come in and wreck my celebration party. What reasons did they have? I don’t know! I just have a warning to give to those two chumps. They want a fight, then they can come and get it! I’ll take both of them on by myself or I’ll even team up with Matt Stone to kick their bitch asses! So, boys! Welcome to the BWF, and don’t get used to the locker rooms because you two won’t be here for much longer.
Reaching down into his pocket, he pulls out a small list of things and mutters something to himself like a check list he is looking over.
Casey Campbell: Next order of business! First, I wish Elena Simonova a speedy recovery because until I can step into the ring with you, I can’t really call myself the rightful Champion since I didn’t beat the former one. So, come back soon so I can beat that red dye job out of you. Next up... Matt, that work over you gave me was pretty impressive. Too bad with everything you threw at me, you couldn’t get the job done. So, whenever you want to try getting the job done again, I’ll be here so try working your way up from the back of the bus.
Casey and MC both bro fist each other.
Casey Campbell: Alright guys! That’s all for now! Hope you enjoy the rest of the broadcast! Just don’t tune out at the end, because their might be a special surprise!!!
“Sexy and I Know It” by LMFAO starts playing again with Casey and MC finally exiting the ring and heading into the back.
Rayne: I pray to God that it isn't a live sex show with the midget.
Nick Webb: Oh, would you stop.
The two start off wasting no time and hook up. They do a series of arm twists and wrenches, counters and double counters before Kelly finds herself backed up into the corner. She raises her hands and the referee pulls Toco off of her. He backs up a few steps and when the referee gets out from between them, Kelly charges forward and executes a Yakuza kick which lands on his jaw. He grabs his jaw and staggers backwards. She runs forwards, grabs his head and performs a modified sit down Jaw Breaker.
Nick Webb: Kelly wasting no time in taking the fight to Hall of Famer Toco.
He lands on his back on the mat. Kelly goes over and tries to pick him up but has a hard time doing so. She straightens up and tries again but he suddenly bursts out, grabs her and pulls her into a small cradle pin. At 2 and a quarter, Kelly kicks out. Toco is up first. He picks Kelly up and Irish whips her towards the ropes. He attempts a clothesline but on her rebound, she flies and attempts a cross body block which he catches and turns into a sidewalk slam but she reverses it herself and goes for a spinning hurricanrana. He goes flying a few feet away. He gets up quickly as not much damage was done. Kelly gets up at the same time and he charges and executes a perfect shoulder block. She goes down. He looks down at her, she looks up at him. He runs the ropes again. She turns over and he jumps over her.
Rayne: Both Kelly and Toco suffered close losses at Survival of the Sickest. I'd wager they're each eager to make up for that here tonight.
She gets up quickly, he rebounds and she jumps over him and he ducks. He rebounds again and she runs the ropes. They get the same idea at the same time, she attempts a spinning heel kick and he goes for another clothesline. He sees this and ducks under her and she goes flying over but lands on her feet. He, however, turns quickly around, grabs her head and attempts an Edgecution. He follows through and sits down and she goes down hard. He covers her. At 2 and a half, she kicks out. He gets up and looks down at her and she is still winded. He looks around, and then sees the turnbuckle. He smiles wickedly.
Nick Webb: Looks like Toco's got something bad for Kelly in mind right now!
He runs over to the corner post and climbs up. He stands there looking out at the audience. He sticks his tongue out them and the audience goes crazy as they know what is coming. He then jumps up and out and time seems to stand still, so still he has time to check his watch as he attempts a flying frog splash. He goes down, down, down and lands on the mat as Kelly has rolled out of the ring at the last second. He bounces off and rolls around on the mat in pain. Kelly uses the ring to leverage herself up to standing position.
Rayne: Kelly dodges it! Toco crashes and burns!
Toco still rolls on the mat in pain as Kelly climbs into the ring. She runs the ring, rebounds, goes down into a somersault and does a rolling flip senton right onto Toco's stomach. He yelps out in pain. She quickly covers him but at 1 and a half, he kicks out. She gets on her knees and looks around. He rolls to the ropes and uses them to get into a standing position. She waits for him to get up and then when he standing fully, she charges him. He sees her coming and attempts a clothesline but she ducks under it and performs a beautiful Tornado DDT. He goes down hard to the mat. She gets back up.
Nick Webb: Kelly's in firm control here... can she use this momentum to pull herself to a major victory?!
Kelly runs to the corner post and climbs up. She waits for Toco to rise and when he does, she leaps off the turnbuckle and nails a perfect London (Ontario) Calling (Top-Rope Missile Dropkick)! She quickly covers as the referee counts the 1, 2, 3 for the win!
WINNER: Kelly Keagan, via Pinfall
"Make Me Proud" by Drake hits the BlazenTron as Kelly rolls out of the ring in pain, but grinning proudly. She high fives a few fans before heading up the ramp.
Nick Webb: And Kelly Keagan pulls off the major upset here in Portland, while Toco slides down even further!
Rayne: The big man's spinning his tires, Nick. Tonight, that cost him the win against a very game Kelly Keagan.
Both Vespertine and Alex decide to go first for their teams. Alex sees Vespertine in the ring and starts laughing and then mocking her with thrusting actions from his hips. As the crowd boos him, she just stands there with a smirk on her face. He takes a few steps forward and does a couple of imitation karate kicks then looks out at the audience to mock them as well.
Nick Webb: Alex Richards showing no respect for the International champion here.
Rayne: Why should he? Respect is earned, not deserved!
Vespertine whirls into motion, runs and executes a step up enziguri hitting Alex in the back of the head. He doesn't hesitate to get up but stops as he sees she is watching him. When she feels he has his full attention, she does several hip thrusts of her own. She then stops and does the "Bring It" motion to him. He charges towards her and she performs an arm drag but instead of letting go, keeps it locked on in an armbar. He gets up and tries to wriggle out but to no effect. He tries to elbow her in the head but she ducks. Finally he slaps his shoulder once, twice, falls, rolls through and comes up, with her arm in his hand and he wrenches it behind her back. He mockingly gives a couple of hip thrusts while he is behind her. She stops and rolls her eyes and then tries to elbow him but he dodges.
Rayne: Alex reverses the tide here with an armbar of his own, taking a moment to remind Vespertine exactly who her daddy is.
Nick Webb: What are you talking about?
Rayne: It’s a figure of speech; I wasn’t being literal, duh!
He wrenches her arm up more and suddenly she whirls into motion and cartwheels to try and get out of the hold but he keeps it locked on. He looks around smirking and laughing. Finally she has had enough and takes her foot and does a back kick right into his groin. The crowd reacts loudly, but lucky for Vespertine the referee was out of position to see the shot. He lets go and doubles over in pain. He looks up at her with anger and she puts up her pointer finger and wriggles it back and forth to say "Uh huh". She steps forward, takes his chin in her hand, winds up and slaps him across the face to a pop from the crowd.
Nick Webb: She just slapped the taste out of her mouth!
She then mockingly laughs at him but he springs into action and charges towards her executing his own step up enziguri. She goes down hard and he is quick to cover. The referee gets into position. At 2, she kicks out.
Rayne: Not enough for the win there.
He covers her again but this time, at 1 and a quarter she kicks out. He gets up, drags her up by the hair and then snap mares her back down. He stomps on her stomach a few times before picking her up again and Irish whipping her towards his corner. She slams into the turnbuckle and stays there. Meanwhile, Snake yells on the outside for her to wake up. Alex looks at him and then goes over to punch him in the head, the intent being, he would be knocked to the floor. The actual result being, Snake grabs him by the head and headbutts him hard. Alex staggers backwards and turns around, right into another enziguri courtesy of Vespertine. He goes down and she covers him.
Nick Webb: Alex better keep his eyes on the prize from now on.
Rayne: So now Vespertine is a prize to be won?
Nick Webb: What... no... nevermind.
At 2, from somewhere, Carson breaks up the pin by kicking her in the head, albeit lightly, and when the referee goes after him, he gets out and puts his hands up as if to show he is unarmed. Alex rolls away as Vespertine gets on her knees to feel her head. She gets up, right into a clothesline from Alex. He then runs the ropes and performs a rolling senton onto her stomach. He covers her but there is no count as the referee is still arguing with Carson. Carson points into the ring and the referee turns around, sees the cover and goes to count. At 2, Vespertine kicks out.
Rayne: That’s the second time that referee has been out of position and cost Alex the match!
Nick Webb: We don’t know that for certain Rayne.
Rayne: She kicked him in the nuts!
Nick Webb: Can you say that on television?
Alex gets up, picks Vespertine up and puts her in a kind of hanging choke hold. She gasps for air until she thumbs him in the eye. When she does so, he drops her, she lands on her feet, crouches down and sweeps, catching his legs and he falls hard on his back. She gets up and is near to her corner but doesn't see that Snake wants in. But with his long arms, he slaps her on the back and the referee acknowledges that a tag has been made. He gets in and she glares at him until the referee tells her to get out.
Rayne: A little dissension there between Vespertine and John there.
Nick Webb: They both want to win; they’ll work it out to that end.
Snake goes over to Alex, picks him up, spins him around and puts him in a half nelson and before Alex can react, executes a half nelson slam. Snake is up first, he picks Alex up and Irish whips him towards Carson's corner. Snake smiles when he sees that Carson is not tagging in his partner. Alex, realizing where he is, turns to tag in James, but before he can make contact, James jumps backwards off the apron, holding his hands out and shaking his head no to Alex, not wanting anything to do with this match. A sinister smile creeps on Roberts’ face as he realizes what’s happening here, and when Alex turns back around to face his opponent he gets a face full of boot. Wasting no time, Roberts lifts up the now dazed Richards and lifts him up, setting him up and delivering a devastating Into the Snake Pit (Crucifix Stretch turned into an F5)! The crowd cringes with the impact, Roberts, still smiling, going in for the cover and gets the three!
WINNERS: Vespertine and John Roberts, via Pinfall
Nick Webb: Pretty convincing win here by Vespertine and John Roberts, despite having their issues at times.
Rayne: Well this wasn’t Alex Richards’ night, that’s for sure, but he was abandoned!
Nick Webb: Maybe James didn’t appreciate his sexual antics? Either way, we could be looking at the next challengers for the BWF Tag Team Titles Rayne.
"In Time" by Mark Collins starts to play as John and Vespertine leave the ring, Ves getting handed her International championship on the way out. Once the two were halfway up the ramp, James slides back in the ring and the camera centers itself, focusing on James looking at the prone Richards.
Rayne: Hold on, something is happening here!
James lifts Alex up by his head, pulling him in close, yelling at him. The camera can’t quite pick up his words, but it does manage to capture the next move, which is James quickly placing Alex in a front chancery before dropping him straight down to the mat, hitting The Sacrifice (Inverted DDT)! James gets to his knees, looking down at Alex, laughing at his prone body.
Nick Webb: What was THAT for?
Rayne: Some people don’t like losing. Clearly James feels Alex was the weak link.
Nick Webb: He refused to tag in!
Rayne: Why are you arguing with me? Go yell at James!
Nick Webb: No thanks.
Coming Soon on Pay-Per-View
~ Live from the Centre Bell in Montreal, Quebec, Canada ~
March 24, 2014 - Only on Pay-Per-View
Stryker Cloud and Xander Strife make their way to the ring first, followed by Zoe Cooper, who waits on the ramp. A few seconds go by with nothing, until finally, Zoe points back at the stage. Moments later, "Kick It in the Sticks" by Brantley Gilbert hits the BlazenTron and the crowd erupts in cheers as Austin Scott walks out from behind the curtain with the BWF Tag Team Championship already strapped around his waist.
Nick Webb: There he is! Zoe's mystery tag team partner and new co-Champion is former International Champion Austin Scott!
Rayne: Now, let's see if they're still Tag Team Champions at the end of this match. X-Factor's raring to go!
The bell rings and both Zoe and Cloud start out for their teams. Zoe quickly goes on the offensive, backing Cloud into the nearest corner with stiff kicks and punches. She pulls him out and whips him across the ring, catching him with a powerslam before covering, only getting a two count. She walks over and tags in Austin, who goes to work on the former BWF World and Tag Team Champ.
Nick Webb: These young guns aren't holding anything back tonight!
Rayne: Nor should they. You don't get to where Zoe and Austin are unless you're vicious and determined.
The match continues on for several more minutes, mostly focusing on Austin wearing down both Cloud and Xander Strife, who keep trying to tag out only to find themselves on the receiving end of a serious beating from the younger team. After Austin hits Xander with a vicious neckbreaker, he covers, only for Cloud to break up the pin. Zoe enters the ring and takes Cloud out of the equation with her Face Replacer (Running Bryan-Style Knee) as Austin lifts up Strife and drops him with the Law and Order (Pumphandle Slam). He points at Zoe and the crowd erupts. She heads out to the apron and Austin tags her in, and Zoe wastes no time in grabbing Xander and cinching in the Z-Clamp (Dragon Sleeper with Scissors). With Stryker Cloud still out on the outside, Xander seemingly passes out in the submission hold. The referee checks his arm; it drops once... twice... three times. This match is over!
WINNERS AND STILL BWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Zoe Cooper & Austin Scott, via Submission
"Happy" by Pharrell Williams hits the BlazenTron as Austin helps Zoe to her feet and then Zoe and Austin celebrate in the center of the ring with their titles.
Nick Webb: A convincing win for the new BWF Tag Team Champions! It looks like these two might be as formidable as Zoe and Elena were when they held the belts!
Rayne: Yeah, I - Hey!
The music suddenly cuts out as Allen Chaney and Spyke Gein appear from nowhere and level both Zoe and Austin with massive chairshots. They start stomping on the Tag Team Champions as the crowd boos loudly.
Nick Webb: Come on! These two get officially signed by Emily Corlen presumably to stop these random attacks, and now they're going to continue anyway?
Rayne: I think this is Chaney and Gein's way of saying they want a shot at the BWF Tag Titles!
Back in the ring, Spyke lines up Austin and cracks him against the skull with The Norris (a High-Impact Roundhouse Kick to the Head; Instant KO.) while Allen lifts Zoe into the air and drops her head first on her Tag Title with THE PUNCHLINE (Package Piledriver). The crowd boos loudly as Allen and Spyke take a step back and admire their handiwork before grinning evilly.
Nick Webb: Absolutely disgusting.
Rayne: What's that Chaney says? "Set-up. Punchline."
Nick Webb: I doubt the Tag Team Champions are going to be laughing about this anytime soon.
Rayne: I don't think the joke's for them, Nick.
Nick Webb: It's main event time, and we've been joined by our new BWF World Champion and his spinning Championship belt!
Casey Campbell: Great to be back out here, guys. Just wait 'til you see what's coming later tonight!
Rayne: I'm surprised you weren't out here before the break, Allen and Spyke showed up and beat the holy hell out of the Tag Champs.
Casey Campbell: WHAT!? Those fuckers came back? Damn, I was in the crapper. They'll get theirs, don't worry!
The match starts out with AJ and Elizabeth circling each other, and it’s Adams who goes in first for a lockup, but Liz ducks behind him, catching him in a rear waist lock, trying to lift him to the ground, but AJ hooks her outside leg to reverse the takedown attempt and reach back, flipping Davis over his hip with a deep snapmare. Liz is quick to her feet however, but is immediately leveled with a high kick to the temple. Liz falls to the mat and Adams goes on the attack, dropping not one, not two but three consecutive elbows to her chest before going for the first cover of the match, getting a 2 count.
Nick Webb: AJ on the offensive early here, he’s looking to take the spotlight.
Rayne: Don’t count out Liz yet Nick.
Nick Webb: I wasn’t…
Casey Campbell: Nick! Aren't you supposed to be unbiased? Nobody can take the spotlight from Liz! Besides just look at that ass!
Rayne: She does have one hell of a booty.
Casey Campbell: She? I was talking about AJ! Damn, you guys need to quit picking sides!
Liz battles back with some forearms, catching Adams under the jaw and quickly leaping in the air to drive him over with a hurricanrana, but Adams is able to block it with a swift powerbomb! Liz is dazed after the contact and as she’s getting up, Adams hits the ropes and comes back, jumping up and driving her face down into the mat with his Eat It (Fame-Asser). The crowd starts cheering for Adams as he rolls Elizabeth over and hooks her leg, once again getting a 2 count. Adams lifts Elizabeth up, but is pushed off and caught with a high kick of Liz’, knocking Adams back into the ropes and as he came back, Davis spun him around quickly for a powerslam. Without wasting any time, she quickly goes out to the apron and flips over the top rope, looking for her Do a Barrel Roll (Slingshot Senton from apron to prone in-ring opponent), but hits canvas!
Rayne: If she hit that, it might have been over!
Nick Webb: I wouldn’t bet on it, especially with your track record.
Casey Campbell: This has been some serious girl on girl action!
Nick Webb: What?
Casey Campbell: AJ vs Liz! Hot girl on girl wresting action!
Rayne: AJ is a guy.
Casey Campbell: Not with a name like that!
Adams is quick as a cat, heading up to the top rope and wasting no time jumping off, looking to hit with his Truly Awesome (Shooting Star Press), but this time it’s him who finds canvas. He holds his chest, but still gets up rather quickly, as did Davis who spins in mid air, connecting with her Clock Strikes Midnight (Trouble in Paradise)! Elizabeth goes for the cover and gets the 3 count! Adams kicks out just after the ref’s hand finds the mat the third time, but it's too late.
WINNER: Elizabeth Davis, via Pinfall
As "Acapella" by Karmin plays over the BlazenTron, Casey gets up from the announce table with his title before sliding into the ring as Elizabeth celebrates. Casey then walks over to AJ Adams in the corner holding up the title. "Welcome back!" Then, he turns around and snatches up Liz in a huge hug and wraps the title around her waist. "Looks good on you!" He then holds her hand up in the air as the crowd celebrates her win.
Nick Webb: Major win for Elizabeth Davis, who might be well on her way to competing for the BWF World Title! I bet Casey would love that, just look at him!
Rayne: I can tell you one person who wouldn't... look at Dave in the front row! He is NOT amused!
Nick Webb: It's well known that Liz and Dave used to be an item... I guess he doesn't like another man sniffing around his former lady.
Rayne: The game is the game.
Nick Webb: Regardless of all of that, congrats to Liz Davis! Don't go anywhere, folks, because we've got... something... coming from our new World Champion! I can't wait!
The PWNZWN Challenge
Havok returns from its final commercial of the evening and we find BWF World Champion Casey Campbell standing in the ring with a bingo ball tumbler.
Casey Campbell: Ladies and Gentlemen!!! Guess what!? This night isn’t over yet, so since Emily wouldn’t let me change the name of Havok even if I am the new champion, she is giving me my own segment of the show! So welcome to the very first MONDAY NIGHT PWNZWN!!!!!
More fireworks start going off and purple streamers with pink confetti start falling down into the audience as they are cheering on.
Rayne: Can he really afford to keep dropping shit on the crowd?
Nick Webb: I hear he bet on himself at Survival of the Sickest, so yeah, he can... and he's probably doing it with your money! Ha ha ha!
Rayne glares at Nick silently as Casey continues.
Casey Campbell: So today’s special segment on PWNZWN is going to be a raffle!!! I’ve decided until a new contender is named for my Championship, I am going to give people a free shot at it! That’s right! As a Champion, I want to give everybody a chance to win the belt! A chance to give all of you one hell of a show!
Casey motions to the tumbler sitting behind him.
Casey Campbell: Everybody’s name is put into this! If you a member of staff, a semi-active roster member, even if you just signed a contract! You are in this raffle!! So ladies and gentlemen, let’s see who will be the first lucky contestant to win the PWNZWN raffle and get a shot at my Championship!!!
Casey starts to spin the box around a few times, then, opening it up, he reaches in for one of the many pieces of paper.
Casey Campbell: Your winner is….. CASEY CAMPBE….. ll…
Casey stares at the piece of paper before shaking his head.
Casey Campbell: Sorry! Guess I forgot to take my own name out! Let’s do this again!
Rayne: Oh, Christ.
Nick Webb: Hey, he did say EVERYBODY was eligible! Hey, that means it could be one of us! WE could be competing for the BWF World Title!
Then starting to spin the box around a few more times and picking out another piece of paper when it’s done.
Casey Campbell: Okay! For reals this time! Your very first winner of the PWNZWN raffle is….. JAMES CARSON!!!
The crowd doesn’t really react starting to look a little worried and confused.
Casey Campbell: I told you, everybody has a chance! So in two weeks, James Carson, next time on Havok, you get a shot at me, the BWF World Champion! Now, there is a little catch I didn’t tell everybody at first. I am a generous guy but… I do like having fun with this as well! So, James... you will have a match with me at Havok... but it won’t be for my BWF World Championship! Or will it?
Casey then holds his new belt up high with a grin.
Rayne: This guy makes my head hurt.
Casey Campbell: You see, James, I'm giving you the freedom of choice. If you decide to accept my terms, our match will be for the BWF World Championship. No tricks. However, if you lose, then I get to name your punishment. ANYTHING I choose - and contractually, you will have no option but to accept it. Maybe I'll make you strip down to your undies, wear a thong and dance to my theme song for all the ladies! Maybe I'll give you a brand new theme song to walk out to every Monday night for six months! Maybe I haven't even THOUGHT of what I'll do to you if you lose to me in two weeks. Of course, if you reject the PWNZWN Challenge, we'll still fight. There won't be a penalty for you, but you also won't get this title if you win. So... the choice is yours. If you have the balls, step up and accept the PWNZWN Challenge. And if you don't... I won't blame you.
Casey smirks as the camera zooms in.
Casey Campbell: We can't all be winners. There's only one PWNStar.
Casey winks at the camera and holds his new spinner belt high as "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO hits the BlazenTron and Casey starts flexing to the roaring cheers of the crowd.
Nick Webb: What a crazy challenge! James Carson might be competing for the BWF World Title in two weeks' time on Havok!
Rayne: That's IF he accepts Casey's terms. I wouldn't trust him. He'll probably make you hand wash his thongs, James! Don't do it!
Nick Webb: If he does accept and wins, though... imagine it! BWF World Champion James Carson... his gospel would surely spread with that much clout behind his words!
Rayne: I think we'll all be eagerly awaiting James' response in the coming days.
Nick Webb: Definitely! Folks, we're out of time here on Havok! For Rayne, I'm Nick Webb... good night from Portland! We'll see you in two weeks on FXX!
We see one more shot of Casey Campbell celebrating with his new custom spinner Championship belt before Havok fades to the BWF logo, and then finally to black.
© Blazenwing Wrestling Federation 2014
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