Post by David Slayton on Mar 23, 2013 20:13:24 GMT -6
Episode 8 - September 29, 2003
The BWF logo appears on the screen as begins warping and swirling around wildly as people's voices grow louder and louder. Finally, the logo stops and David Blazenwing's voice speaks:
David: The Blazenwing Wrestling Federation. Bringing you top-notch wrestling action to your TV every week!
The logo fades out and we see the opening video montage for Havok beginning.
Now get the guns, the drugs, From my generation. I'll take the fall, the saints, across the nation. And it's the sex, the gods, the freaks, the frauds. They're messin' with me, Come on, come on, come on. Let's get it on!
Ghost performs an elbow drop off the announcers table to Ryan Maanya.
Move to the music, Play that fucking music, Move it to the music, yeah! (Get it on) Move to my music, Play that fucking music, Live through my music, yeah!
Tim Murphy gets thrown through a plexi-glass cell inside the Elimination Chamber.
Now get the guns, the drugs, from my generation. I'll take the fall, the saints, across the nation. And it's the sex, the gods, the freaks, the frauds. They're messin' with me, Come on, come on, come on. Let's get it on!
Violent Flyer dives off the BlazenTron onto a prone Cobra Commander and Shaggy 2 Dope.
Move to the music, Play that fucking music, Move it to the music, yeah! (Get it on) Move to my music, Play that fucking music, Live through my music, yeah!
Ghost extends both arms, showcasing his World and Intercontinental titles for all to see.
Forget the lies, the money, we're in this together. And through it all, they said nothing's forever. And they refuse to see the change in me, Why won't they wake up? Come on, come on, come on. Let's get it on!
Josh McKlick climbs to the top of a ladder and hits the "McKlick Flyer" onto Stryker Cloud, who is situated on a table outside the ring.
Move to the music, Play that fucking music, Move it to the music, yeah! (Get it on) Move to my music, Play that fucking music, Live through my music, yeah!
David Blazenwing climbs to the top rope and hits Anarky with the frog splash, knocking him out!
Move to the music. Move it to the music, yeah. Move to my music. Live through the music yeah......
As the music fades, all BWF superstars are standing in the ring staring each other down. David Blazenwing stands in the middle and all superstars converge on him as the screen turns white, then morphs into the silver Havok logo.
The Havok set appears, and the screen shows the metal grating above the ring where the lights are held. Suddenly, the grating begins to systematically explode with pyro from each side until the bursts of pyro meet across from where they started. From there, the pyro shoots down to the stage and when it hits, the metal hoop around the set explodes with pyro as well.
All in all, the pyro show lasts about 11 seconds and although it is the same pyro every week, the crowd still loves seeing it... the intensity of it all gets them in the mood for wrestling!
Rayne: Ladies and gentleman, welcome to Havok! We are live tonight in San Antonio, Texas, and what a show do we have for you!
Nick Webb: No kidding! Tonight, we've got the debuts of four wrestlers, as Kitsune and Kate Gilmore lock up in a women's division match and X and The Executioner debut inside a 3-way US title #1 Contender's match also featuring Stryker Cloud! Plus, Jamal Mystic has one more shot to win a match, and if he fails, he's gone! Plus the HUGE main event!
HERE COMES THE MONEY!
Scott Benjamin: Ladies and gentleman, please welcome the Owner of the BWF... David Blazenwing!
After the initial "Here Comes the Money" taunt, the music changes into Drowning Pool's "The Game". David Blazenwing appears on the ramp.
Rayne: After a fierce verbal battle, the BWF has parted ways with interfed company WAI. Shame, I suppose.
Nick Webb: I have a feeling that We're not missing anything by not being there, Rayne.
David runs down the ramp and rolls into the ring. After posing for the crowd, he motions for a mic and gets tossed one.
David: Hello San Antonio! I'm out here tonight to announce the official battle for the BWF World Heavyweight Championship. After tonight, the main event for Wreckless will be set. However, after Wreckless, we're going to need a title match for our NEXT Pay-Per-View, Gauntlet Run! The main event of that pay-per-view will be a battle royal featuring EVERY member of the BWF roster, including even myself! The winner will earn themselves a World Title shot at our year-end Pay-Per-View, BWF WrestleFest on December 31, 2003!
Nick Webb: That's huge news!
David: So anyhow, I thought to myself... self, I thought, we need to think of an ingenious way to decide a number one contender for the November PPV. I thought about many options, and I liked them all, but I finally decided on having a -
"Now or Never" hits on the BlazenTron, interrupting Blazenwing's announcement. An angry Ryan Maanya steps out onto the stage, mic in hand..
Maanya: DAMMIT! What the hell is this?! First, you have your little bitch Ghost ambush me, then you rape me of my Intercontinental Title, THEN you keep me off Havok? What the hell is up with that? Give me one reason why I shouldn't kick your ass right now!
David: Okay. If you do, your ass will be in jail for the next three days. How's that?
Maanya: It'll be worth it!
Maanya pulls off his leather jacket and starts advancing towards the ring.
David: WHOA! Stop right now! Alright... I'll tell you what. You really want a piece of me that badly? Alright. You got it. NEXT WEEK ON HAVOK! But there needs to be a special stipulation... how about... if you lose, you're FIRED!
Maanya: Eh-eh! I don't think so! If you get a stip, I do too. If I'm gone if you win... then if I win... I legally become 50% owner of BWF!
Rayne: WOW! No kidding! Blazenwing won't do that... will he?
David: Eh heh heh... YOU'RE ON, BITCH!.
Nick Webb: Next week on Havok! Maanya versus Blazenwing! And what stipulations! We're heading to commercial, we'll be right back with Kitsune vs. Gilmore!
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DING DING DING!
Scott Benjamin – Ladies and gentleman, the following contest is a Women's division match-up, and it is scheduled for ONE fall! On her way to the ring first, from Tokyo, Japan... KITSUNE!
The open tones of the 'Somewhere I Belong' begin as the opening curtain pulls back. The entrance is enshadowed, when the bass plays, red and white lights flare to life in the entrance way as Kitsune begins to walk down the walk, hand on her left hip, right waving to the cheering crowds. She favors the fans with a touch of hand as she heads to the ring. She walks up the steps, the climbs on the first rope next to the turnbuckle, waving to the left, second rope, waveing to the right. The rolls/flips over the third, landing in a sexy crouch facing her opponent; hot, tense, and ready to go.
Scott Benjamin - And her opponent, from Sligo Town, County Sligo, Ireland, Kate Gilmore!!!
The lights dim and the BWF-Tron Lights up showing video clips of Katie all set to BONESHAKER by BioBaby. Clips of Kat training in the gym, dancing at various clubs and just hanging outwith BWF Superstar Tim Murphy. Kathryn comes out wearing black and yellow hotpants, high heeled lace up the front wrestling boots and a skin tight "AJWF Sucks" T-Shirt. She struts down the ramp basking in the cat calls and wolf whistles but otherwise ignoring the fans. As she approaches she turns toward the croud and strikes a pose with her hand raised. She then reaches behind her back and pulls her shirt off and whips it into the crowd in one smooth motion. Underneath she is wearing a low cut black and yellow halter top. She walks up the ringsteps and steps over the 2nd rope with her left leg, bends at the waist then slides under the third rope and pauses looking out at the croud and smiling. Katie then steps all the way into the ring and poses for the croud.
DING!
Kitsune looks over at Kate Gilmore and bows to her, catching the BWF camerawoman slightly off guard. Kat walks around the ring. Kat gets hit with a back heel kick. Kitsune measures Kate Gilmore up and drops a closed fist. Kitsune rolls onto Kat connecting with a knee. Kitsune executes a corkscrew legdrop on Kate Gilmore. Kitsune is up again. Kate Gilmore moves back to her feet. Kat climbs the turnbuckle and nails Kitsune with a flying bulldog. Kate Gilmore moves back to her feet. Kitsune stands up. Kitsune executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Kate Gilmore. Kate Gilmore moves back to her feet. Kate Gilmore kicks Kitsune's head out of desperation because Kitsune blocked Kate Gilmore's first kick. Kate Gilmore is up again. Kitsune gets up. Kitsune bends over as Kate Gilmore elbows her in the midsection. Kate Gilmore goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Kitsune.
Rayne - Kat with a flying double foot stomp.
Kate Gilmore gets up. Kitsune gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Kat. Kitsune gets back to her feet. Kitsune cut shin kicks Kate Gilmore. Kate Gilmore gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Kitsune. Kitsune knees Kat and rolls back to her feet. Kitsune gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Kate Gilmore. Kitsune superkicks Kate Gilmore. Kitsune measures Kat up and drops a closed fist.
Rayne - Kitsune executes a fist drop.
Kitsune gets up. Kate Gilmore moves back to her feet. Kitsune punches Kate Gilmore in the gut.
Nick Webb - Kitsune with a fist to midsection.
Kitsune hits a koppo kick on Kate Gilmore. Kitsune executes a corkscrew legdrop on Kat. Kate Gilmore gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Kitsune. Now Kitsune standing. Kitsune kicks Kat in the back of the leg. Kat is up again. Kitsune hits Kat with a heart punch. Kat gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Kitsune. Kitsune stands up. Kitsune rolls onto Kat connecting with a knee. Kitsune covers Kat hooking the leg. Referee Tony Socia makes the count.
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Kat escapes.
Nick Webb - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Kat.
Kat is back on her feet. Kitsune grabs Kate Gilmore by the arm and breaks it over her shoulder. Kitsune goes for a scissor kick but Kate Gilmore dodges the attack. Kitsune sends Kat to ringside. Tony Socia starts the count
(.1)
Rayne - This is an awesome match! Who knew women could be so entertaining?
(..2)
Kitsune punches Kat in the head.
(...3)
Kitsune does a cartwheel and kicks Kat in the face.
(....4)
Kitsune executes a corkscrew legdrop on Kate Gilmore. Kitsune moves back to her feet. Kate Gilmore is up again.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring. Kitsune kicks Kat in the head. Kitsune goes for a pin. The ref starts the count.
...1
...2
Kat kicks out.
Nick Webb – I didn't think that would work. Kate is one tough cookie!
Kat climbs to her feet. Kitsune uppercuts Kate Gilmore. Kitsune hits a hammerlock shoulder jawbreaker on Kate Gilmore sending Kate Gilmore to the mat. Kitsune chants start.
Rayne - If Kitsune keeps using moves like that Hammerlock Shoulder Jawbreaker she could win the match!
Kitsune covers Kate Gilmore hooking the leg. Tony Socia counts the pin.
...1
...2
Kate Gilmore escapes.
Nick Webb - Kitsune was so close!!
Kitsune hooks Kat in an armlock leglock submission. Tony Socia asks Kat if she quits.
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(AHHHH!)
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(AHHHH!)
Kitsune breaks the hold. Kitsune sends Kat to ringside. Tony Socia starts the count
(.1)
(..2)
Kitsune connects with a flying knee. Kate Gilmore goes down. Now Kate Gilmore standing.
(...3)
A forearm choke by Kate Gilmore nearly gets her disqualified.
(....4)
Kitsune holds her mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face.
(.....5)
Kitsune and Kat move back into the ring. Kitsune pins Kate Gilmore against the ropes and chokes her with her forearm.
Nick Webb - Kate Gilmore takes a forearm choke.
Kate Gilmore on the turnbuckle. Kitsune rising from the mat, Kat leaps from the top rope with a bodypress. Kat moves back to her feet. Kitsune is back on her feet. Kate Gilmore trys for a tilt-a-whirl suplex but is not strong enough to lift Kitsune. Flying side kick by Kate Gilmore takes Kitsune off her feet.
Nick Webb - Kitsune takes a flying side kick.
Kate Gilmore gets up. Kat covers Kitsune hooking the leg. Tony Socia counts.
...1
Kitsune kicks out.
Rayne - Kate Gilmore should have known she wouldn't win the match with that.
Flying somersault drop kick by Kat puts her back in the match. Kat moves back to her feet. Kitsune moves back to her feet. Kate Gilmore is hit with a backward kick. Kitsune measures Kate Gilmore up and drops a closed fist.
Nick Webb - fist drop!
Kitsune is back on her feet. Kitsune knees Kate Gilmore and rolls back to her feet. Kate Gilmore climbs to her feet. Kitsune kicks Kat in the chest. Kate Gilmore executes a neck scissors on Kitsune.
Nick Webb - If Kat keeps using moves like that neck scissors she could win the match!
Now Kate Gilmore standing. Kat picks Kitsune up with a bearhug, squeezing the breath out of her. Referee Tony Socia is checking for a tap out.
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(AHHHH!)
Kitsune escapes. Kat drags Kitsune to the floor.
Rayne - Kitsune is much safer at ringside. Kat can't get a pin there.
Tony Socia starts the count
(.1)
(..2)
Kate Gilmore hits Kitsune with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
(...3)
Kate Gilmore is back on her feet. Kitsune moves back to her feet.
(....4)
Kitsune hiptosses Kat.
(.....5)
Kate Gilmore takes Kitsune into the ring. Kat hits a jumping elbow hrust on Kitsune. Kitsune stands up. Kate Gilmore tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. Kate Gilmore gets back to her feet. Kitsune is up again. A somersault bodyblock by Kate Gilmore does little damage to Kitsune. Kat sends Kitsune to ringside. Tony Socia starts the count
(.1)
Kate Gilmore grabs Kitsune's arm, drops down, and has her in an arm grapevine. Kitsune is driven further into the floor by Kate Gilmore with a diving elbow smash. Kat moves back to her feet. Kitsune gets up. Kat and Kitsune move back into the ring. Kat hits Kitsune with the Asia moonsault bodyblock. Kat is back on her feet. Kate Gilmore with a somersault splash on Kitsune. Kitsune is reaching for the ropes after Kate Gilmore locks her into the Celtic Cross. Referee Tony Socia is checking for a tap out.
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Kate Gilmore tightens the hold.
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Kitsune trys to escape.
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Kitsune trys to escape.
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Kate Gilmore tightens the hold.
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Kate Gilmore tightens the hold.
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(AHHHH!)
Kitsune taps out.
DING DING DING!
Rayne - Kate Gilmore has won the match!
Scott Benjamin - The winner of this match via submission... Kate Gilmore!!!
Kate celebrates in the ring, her hands raised high. Kitsune slowly raises to her feet, looks over at Kate, and bows again with a good-natured attitude before rolling out of the ring and heading back up the ramp to loud Kitsune chants.
Nick Webb – Now that's a good sport. She may have lost the match, but she won at life.
Rayne – What the hell are you, an after-school special? Folks, I have to throw up now, but when we return, three men face off to determine who Josh McKlick's next challenger will be! Don't go anywhere!
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David Blazenwing is seen walking down a hallway when a door opens up and the World / Intercontinental Champion, Ghost, is standing there with a referee shirt on.
Ghost: You accepted that dick Maanya's challenge?
David: Yeah. So?
Ghost: He's good. I just hope you know what you're getting into.
David: Hey. You've beaten him before! Why don't you think I can?
Ghost: Quite frankly... I just don't think you're set to wrestle right now, what with all the AJWF and WAI shit going on right now.
David: Oh, so suddenly, the big badass double champ thinks he can give ME advice? No thanks. I know what I'm getting into, and after next week, Maanya will be no more.
Ghost: I hope you're right, for the BWF's sake.
Ghost walks away, leaving David to ponder his words.
Nick Webb: This next match on Havok tonight features a triple threat number one contendership to Josh McKlick's US title.
Rayne: Two of the men in the match are virtually unknown, X and the Executioner. It will be interesting to see what they can do here tonight.
Nick Webb: The third man in this match is the rising star of the Orient, Stryker Cloud, who recently gave Josh McKlick the fight of his life.
Rayne: McKlick may not be so lucky next time, and I say good. How McKlick ever became a champion is beyond me. It makes me wonder about the direction of the BWF with men like him as champion, but thankfully we have men like Ghost leading the pack.
Nick Webb: Not to cut off your dispersions regarding BWF management, Rayne, but Scott Benjamin is in the ring. Let's go to him for the introductions to this match.
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DING DING DING!!!
Scott Benjamin: This next match is a triple threat match for the number one contendership to the US championship! Introducing first...making his debut in the BWF...X!!!!!
The camera comes on, and pans across the crowd. The seats are filling quickly, and it looks like there might not be any room LEFT when they're done. A possible full house. When the last few people come in and take there seats, and the crowd starts getting a bit restless, the lights go out completely. After about 15 seconds of nothing, a red X shows up on the titan. The beginning of the song "Blind" by KoRn plays, and the crowd hushes. As the "Ts Ts Ts Ts" of the symbol is played. Then the guitar starts, "Da nananana!" and repeats a few times. After around 10 seconds, a second guitar comes in, and they begin to take turns. The X on the screen is now pusating, and people aren't quite sure what to think. Suddenly, front man Jon Davis screams "AAAAARE YOU RRRREADY?!" and the red and white pyro shoots from the stage. When the pyro dims down a bit, and the lights have come back on but only in a dim red, the crowd see's a figure trying to work them all into a frenzy. He begins his way down the ramp, and stops, climbs into the crowd, and starts pushing people and yelling, attempting to start a mosh pit! When the pit gets rolling, he climbs out and lets them have there fun. The music slows down (Which means the pit has too) and he climbs over the left turnbuckle, sits for about 3 seconds, and jumps down. He works the crowd for a few, and waves for a mic. The music cuts when he gets to the center of the ring.
Scott Benjamin: Now making his way to the ring...from Edingburgh, Scotland...The EXECUTIIIIOONNNEEERRRRR!!!!!!!
The arena goes dark as the Blazentron lights up with the words "The Executioner" as "Ace of Spades" by Motorhead starts to echo throughout the arena. Blue Smoke shoots out from each side of the ramp as The Executioner himself makes his way out, he walk's down the ramp playing to the crowd. He reaches the steps and exchanges a few words with the fans as he walks into the ring. He climbs the far left turnbuckle and poses for the crowd as the arena fills with bright flashes. The arena lights go back up while The Executioner jumps down and finally takes his long coat off as the music comes to a stop.
Scott Benjamin: And their opponent tonight...standing at 5'8" and weighing in at 180 pounds...
The arena lights fade to a light hue of blue as "Asiattacker" begins playing over the BlazenTron. The crowd cheers loudly as Stryker Cloud slowly rises up from the center of the stage while smoke consumes him. Once he has risen, Cloud folds his hands and bows traditional Japanese style, causing two large pillars of flame to surround Cloud.
Scott Benjamin: STRYKER CLOOOUUUUD!!!!!!!
Cloud slowly walks up the ring steps and bows again in the center of the ring.
As Scott Benjamin leaves the ring, Referee Tony Socia signals for the bell to begin this match. Executioner and Stryker Cloud begin trading knife edge chops as the crowd shouts "wHOOOOO!!" Executioner Irish whips Cloud into the ropes. Stryker bounces back and flies at Executioner with a cross body block. Executioner drops to the mat to avoid the move, and Stryker hits X. X and Cloud roll back to their feet only to be knocked down by a double clothesline from Executioner. Executioner tosses Stryker Cloud out of the ring and advances upon X as he rises to his feet. Executioner grabs X's left arm and applies an arm wringer that he shifts into a wrist lock and then into a diving arm breaker. As both men hit the mat Executioner cinches in a Fujiwara armbar. Stryker Cloud dives back into the ring under the bottom rope and runs towards Executioner, connecting with a dropkick to the face. Executioner releases the hold on X.
Nick Webb: Executioner finds himself on the short end of the stick in this match as he battles two crowd favorites.
Rayne: Teamwork's all fine and good, Nick, but this is a single pinfall match and whether X and Stryker Cloud like it or not they will have to battle one another as well if they expect to come up with the victory here tonight and go on to face McKlick for the US title. And as if hearing Rayne's words Stryker Cloud suddenly turns on X, lashing out with a spinning back heel kick that takes X off his feet once again. Stryker Cloud runs into the ropes and flies off with a springboard moonsault upon the fallen X. Stryker Cloud goes for the pin.
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Kick out!
Executioner grabs Stryker Cloud by the back of his mask and forces him to his feet. He signals for the Cut Throat (modified TKO) and delivers, driving his head into the mat. Executioner applies a front chancery on Cloud, attempting to cut off his air supply. X runs up behind Executioner and drives a big boot to the back of his head. X forces Executioner to his feet and applies a reverse pedigree (the padded cell), planting Executioner in the mat with force. X rolls Executioner up for the pin.
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2
The pin attempt is broken by a rolling senton from Stryker Cloud. Executioner rolls out of the ring as Stryker and X roll back to their feet. Executioner pulls a chair out from under the ring as Cloud Irish whips X into the ropes. Executioner cracks the chair across X's back and Cloud nails X with the Cloud Cutter (clothesline from Hell). Stryker goes for the pin but is pulled out of the ring by Executioner, who brings the chair crashing down upon Stryker Cloud's head. As Cloud is laid out at ringside Executioner rolls back into the ring.
Nick Webb: These men will have to be constantly vigil for both of their opponents. Just when you think they have the pin the third man comes in to break it.
Rayne: They also need to stop going for submission-type moves. They take too long to execute. Fast, powerful attacks are what they need to perform in this matchup.
Executioner and X begin trading punches in the center of the ring as Stryker Cloud steps back into the ring. Executioner whips X to Cloud, who catches X to drive him into the mat with the Nagasaki Slam (fallaway slam). As Stryker pops back to his feet he is caught by Executioner's Dispositioner (spinebuster-backbreaker). Executioner goes for the pinfall as X staggers to his feet in the corner.
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X climbs to the top turnbuckle.
2
X flies off with a 450 elbow drop to the small of Executioner's back to break the pin. X kipups to his feet, pulls Stryker Cloud to his feet, and throws him into the corner. X runs in with a cross body splash onto Stryker Cloud and follows up with a top turnbuckle DDT. X locks in the Straight Jacket (half nelson half chickenwing) on Cloud on the mat. Referee Tony Socia asks Cloud if he wants to submit but he refuses. Stryker attempts to reach the ropes but is too far away. X cinches the hold on deeper, forcing Cloud to cry out in pain. Stryker Cloud attempts to reach the ropes once again but cannot. His eyes close. The referee lifts Stryker's arm and lets it drop. He does so a second time. Just as he is about to let Stryker Cloud's arm drop a third time the Executioner begins stomping on X, forcing him to release the hold.
Nick Webb: Looks like Stryker Cloud's out cold after that move by X.
Rayne: Executioner not letting X take advantage of the situation, however. He won't let X get the win that easily.
Executioner and X begin trading punches once again. Suddenly X goes for the Sedator, but Executioner slips out of the hold to perform the Cut Throat. Executioner lifts X back to his feet and sends X crashing into the mat with the Execution (testdrive). Suddenly "Tough Enough" plays over the house speakers. Executioner looks towards the entrance ramp when suddenly Josh McKlick runs in through the crowd and into the ring behind Executioner.
Nick Webb: What the Hell is HE doing here??
Rayne: Well, he IS the US champion. I'd say he's trying to eliminate all threats to his title.
McKlick picks up Executioner from behind and drives him into the mat with a reverse death valley driver, followed by a piledriver. Josh leaps up onto the top turnbuckle and flies off with the McKlick Flyer (shooting star press) onto the fallen Executioner then slips out of the ring, heading back out through the crowd. Referee Tony Socia looks at the three fallen wrestlers and begins the mandatory ten count.
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X regains his feet.
Ding Ding!
Scott Benjamin: The winner of this match...by knock out...X!!!!!!!
Nick Webb: Well that certainly is an interesting finish to this match.
Rayne: Perhaps, but expect management to have something to say about this situation, and I'm sure Josh McKlick won't like their verdict.
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The BWF-Tron comes on and we see backstage at the SBC Center. Katie Gilmore steps out of the dressing room wearing a towel. She looks around a bit before continuing to an open area with vending machines. She seects a button and the machine whirs but nothing comes out. She bangs on the glass and shakes the machine a bit.
Katie Gilmore: "Damnit!! More shitty American workmanship. Now I'll have to settle for those bloody flat sodas they left in the fridge."
She turns around to storm back and jumps with a yip. We see in the doorway, The Executioner, fresh from his match. He is looking Katie up and down with a hungry eye.
The Executioner: "My...my...my. What have we here? You are the very definition of temptation aren't you? Struttin around here without a care, just showing off your body to any one who happens by."
Katie Gilmore: "Jeeze-o-pete, you scared he Hell out of me. How long have you been standing there?"
The Executioner: "Long enough to know you for the harlot you are. You need to be taught a lesson young woman. A lesson on what to expect if you continue your wanton ways."
The Executioner backs Katie up against the Soda Machine and pins her to it with one hand. He grabs her chin with the other and plants a kiss on her lips. Katie struggles at first to no avail then she moans and starts to relax into the kiss. Kat reaches down and places her hand on his already bulging crotch and begins to rub. He groans and starts kissing her harder then yelps and trys to back away but can't because Katie has a testicular claw locked on. Now Katie is grinning evily as she tightens her grip. Katie lets go as The Executioner falls to his knees. He reaches out and grabs the towel pulling it off of Kathryn, who is wearing only a g-string beneath. Katie kicks him a few times and then storms back to the women's locker room.
After a few moments we see someone offer a hand to Executioner to help him up. He accepts and stands shakily. When he turns around we see it is none other that Tim Murphy and he looks pissed.
Tim Murphy: I saw what you did to my Katie you wanker and noboby and I mean nobody gets away with that without paying dearly. Especially not some Bloody, Pussyboy, Skirt Wearing Scot."
Tim grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him through a nearby table. He picks the Executioner up again and staarts hammering him across the face with closed fist blows. The Executioner manages to slip from Murphy's grasp and delivers a kick to Tim's leg that staggers the bigger man. He then grabs a steel chair and swings sending Timothy to the floor. he tries to get Stench into position for a figure4 but Murphy manages to power out of Executioner's grasp before he can lock it in. Tim gets to his feet and Executioner goet to Irish whip him. Murphy reverses it sending TE slamming into the snack machine then he grabs him by the face and starts slamming Executioner's head into the plexiglass front over and over until it craks and then shatters. He releases to let TE slide to the floor and grabs a bag of Fritos Corn Chips out of the now exposed vending machine. Tim walks off after Kate in the direction of the locker rooms as the scene fades.
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A clip is shown of what happened during the commercial break, where Executioner was helped out of the vending machine by BWF officials.
Rayne: This night is getting better and better! That was some hardcore action, courtesy of Mr. Hardcore himself, Tim Murphy!
Nick Webb: Mr Hardcore? I bet Storm Shadow would be willing to dispute that. Ladies and gentleman, this upcoming match is about more than just the Hardcore Title. It's about these people's jobs in the BWF as well. The loser will be suspended indefinitely from BWF programming!
Rayne: That's a hefty price to pay for some gold! My question is, can Mystic get it done finally tonight, or is this just another loss in his book, and the last time we'll be seeing him for a while?
DING DING DING!!!
Scott Benjamin: Ladies and gentleman, the following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the Hardcore Championship, and an added stipulation states that the loser of the match will be suspended indefinitely from the BWF! Introducing first...the challenger...
"The Angry White Boy Polka" by Weird Al Yankovic begins to play over the arena speakers.
Scott Benjamin: Jamal MYYYSSSSTIIIIC!!!!
As Jamal comes from the back he gets up to the ramp and looks around to the crowd. He raises his right arm with a fist and puts it back down, heading down to the ring. Once he rolls into the ring he gets up to a turnbuckle and lifts up his right arm with a fist. He puts his arm down and drops down, awaiting his opponents.
Scott Benjamin: And making his way to the ring...your BWF hardcore champion...
Blowing a hole in the dome with a concussive vacuum bomb (which suck the debris out of the arena to fall harmlessly (for Cobra) to the ground outside of the arena to crush innocent civilians, Cobra Commander and Storm Shadow drop in to the ring via long ropes. Reaching the ring, they toss a few smoke bombs into the crowd to flush out GI Joe threats. After this pre-match ritual, they go about their business preparing for their match. Storm Shadow enters the ring as Cobra Commander remains in the outside corner.
Scott Benjamin: Storm SHHHHAAAADOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Storm Shadow unleashes upon Jamal Mystic with a series of open-handed and knife edge chops before Irish whipping Mystic into the ropes. As Mystic bounces back towards Shadow, SS runs to meet Jamal with a spinning back heel kick. While Jamal is prone on the mat Storm Shadow runs to the ropes and executes a springboard moonsault. Jamal Mystic draws his knees up to his chest, and Shadow's abdomen comes crashing down with force.
Nick Webb: Storm Shadow coming on strong early in this match.
Rayne: I'd expect no less, especially against this loser Mystic.
Nick Webb: Don't sell the man short yet, he has his job riding on the line. I'm sure we'll see more out of this man tonight than we ever have before. All he needed was the proper motivation.
Jamal pulls Storm Shadow back to his feet and executes a full Nelson slam onto the mat. Mystic slips through the ropes to the outside and grabs a chair. Storm Shadow runs towards the ropes and leaps out after Jamal Mystic with a shooting star press splash suicida that takes both men down on the walkway. Jamal Mystic and Storm Shadow get back to their feet and begin trading punches. Suddenly out of nowhere Jamal hits a DDT on Shadow that sends him crashing headfirst into the steel chair. Cobra Commander runs over to aid his partner, but Josh McKlick comes running out to attack CC from behind. McKlick and Cobra Commander brawl through the crowd.
Nick Webb: And the action spills out of the ring and right into the crowd!
Rayne: If they want to stay safe they should stay at home. BWF is where the action is!
As Cobra Commander and Josh McKlick battle up the stands, Jamal Mystic pulls the stunned Storm Shadow back to his feet, driving Shadow's head into the chair with a dangerous driver. Mystic rolls SS up for the pin.
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Jamal yells at the referee in frustration then reaches under the ring to pull out a table. Storm Shadow rolls Jamal up from behind with a school boy.
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Storm Shadow Irish whips Mystic into the outside ring post with a resounding KLANG! Shadow backs up, waiting for his moment to strike, then performs a series of cartwheels that ends with a handspring jump spinning roundhouse kick to the back of Jamal's head, sending him crashing down chin first onto the ring apron. SS sets up the chair and rolls Mystic onto the table. Shadow springs onto the ring apron, leaps onto the top turnbuckle, and flies off with a celestial insanity press that sends both men crashing through the table. Meanwhile McKlick has avoided a spear tackle from Cobra Commander on the balcony, sidestepping just in time. CC comes crashing off the balcony onto the hard floor below. EMTs rush out to tend to Cobra Commander.
Nick Webb: Oh...my...god.
Rayne: That was one sick bump, man. Cobra Commander's going to be out of action for a while after that drop.
Referee Steve Nelson drops for the three count.
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No! Jamal gets his shoulder up just in time to avoid the three count! Storm Shadow rolls back to his feet and pulls a ladder out from under the ring. Shadow slides back into the ring with the ladder and sets it up by the ring ropes. Mystic slowly makes his way back to his feet. Josh McKlick runs into the ring and attacks SS with a flying crossbody chop. McKlick begins pounding away at the face and head of Storm Shadow, but is stopped short with a knife thrust to his throat. Shadow whips McKlick into the corner and runs towards him with a handspring back elbow. As McKlick staggers from the corner, Storm Shadow hops onto the turnbuckle and drives McKlick into the mat with a top rope backflip Edge-o-Matic. Shadow pushes McKlick out of the ring and flips off the ropes with an Asai moonsault down upon Jamal Mystic. SS slides back into the ring and quickly makes his way to the top of the ladder.
Rayne: Storm Shadow with a high-risk move here. He senses the end for Jamal, and he's about to put the nail in the coffin.
Nick Webb: After the dive his friend and partner took I'm surprised he's considering this.
Storm Shadow flies off the top of the ladder with a shooting star senton upon the prone body of Jamal Mystic.
Suddenly music plays over the arena speaker system. It is a familiar tune from the smash movie Pirates of the Carribean.
Nick Webb: What's that music??
Rayne: That, Nick, is Captain Jack Sparrow's Theme... and the entrance music of the newest member of the BWF roster, Captain Jack Sparrow himself!
Captain Jack appears at the top of the Blazentron and jumps down to the stage. The Captain runs down to ringside to break Storm Shadow's pin attempt. Jack picks Shadow up and sends him crashing face first onto the floor with the Drunken Slam. He follows up the move with TNT (a dangerous DDT) and then the Piratedriver (spike piledriver). He smirks down upon the demolished Storm Shadow and makes his way out through the crowd.
Nick Webb: What the Hell was all that about?!
Rayne: Pirates and ninjas, Nick. They're deadly enemies.
Nick Webb: Um...yeah. Ok, Rayne, who spiked your water?
Jamal Mystic finally climbs back to his feet and spots the fallen Storm Shadow. Mystic picks Shadow up and executes a perfect Mystic Stunner onto SS on the ring steps. Jamal enters the ring and climbs the ladder, diving off with a frog splash to the outside and goes for the pin.
Nick Webb: There's no way Storm Shadow can get up after all that...no way.
Referee Nelson begins the three count.
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Ding Ding!
Scott Benjamin: Your winner...and NEW BWF Hardcore Champion...Jamal MYYYYSSSTIIIIC!!!!!!!!!
Nick Webb: And Jamal Mystic gets a win...and a championship. It's official, folks, Hell has just frozen over!
Rayne: So long Storm Shadow. See you in the funny papers!
Nick Webb: Cartoons, Rayne, cartoons.
Rayne: You WOULD watch cartoons, you dork. Whatever.
Nick Webb: Get ready, ladies and gentlemen, our main event match is next!
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DING DING DING!!!
Scott: The following special referee match is scheduled for one fall. The special stipulations of the match are as followed. The winner of the match will become #1 contender for the World Heavyweight Championship at the next BWF PPV Wreckless, and the loser of the match will become the new BWF Intercontinental Champion.
"Boys From County Hell" by The Pogues starts playing over the PA.
Scott: On his way to the ring, standing 6'9" and weighing 288lbs. from Kilronan, Ireland, Timothy "Stench" Murrrrphy.
The lights dim and the flag of Ireland appears on the BWF-Tron the flag fades into the video for 'Boys From County Hell' by The Pogues. As the music starts orange and yellow lights flicker from the entrance and out steps Timothy "Stench" Murphy with a can of generic beer in hand. He staggers down the ramp to boos and hisses taking swigs from the can and flipping off the occasional heckler while one or two get beer sprayed in their face. When he reaches the ring he climbs the steps and steps over the top rope. He faces the crowd and raises the beer in one hand then he flips off the crowd with the other. He finished his beer and tosses the empty can at the crowd.
"Boys from County Hell" fades into "Slow Chemical" by Finger Eleven.
Scott: And his opponent, standing 7'5" and weight 405lbs. from Vladivostok, Russia, Anaaaarrrky.
"Slow Chemical" fades into "Judgment Day" By Miles/Heinrich Music.
Scott: On his way the ring, the special referee, standing 5'8" and weighing 165lbs, from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, he is the BWF World Heavyweight Champion and the BWF Intercontinental, Ghost!
Judgment day has come for Anarky and Timothy "Stench" Murphy appears on the Blazentron as the music starts to play. When No Mercy is said, Ghost appears in the entrance way on a motorcycle wearing a referee shirt and stares Tim and Anarky down, as he comes down the ramp and circles the ring while the beats of No Mercy play in the background. After going around the ring once, he parks his motorcycle at the bottom of the ramp and climbs into the ring. When in the ring he stares the opponent down until the match starts.
Nick Webb: How is Ghost going to call this match fairly, he has a pretty bad history with both of these men.
Rayne: You said it, Anarky tried to end Ghost's career short and also his life. He beat Timothy "Stench" Murphy at Over The Edge, so it's a good question.
Nick Webb: We'll just have to wait and see.
Tim and Anarky stare each other down as Ghost goes over the rules of the match.
That's a good way to start the match off fairly, stating the rules.
Referee Ghost calls for the bell.
DING! DING! DING!
Tim and Anarky look at each other for a second before Anarky hits Murphy in the face with a right hand. Murphy strikes back with a right hand of his own. The two men start trading right hands until Murphy gets the upper hand with a knee to the stomach. Anarky responds with a boot to the face. Murphy falls to the mat. Anarky starts stomping away at the chest and stomach of Murphy. Murphy rolls away from Anarky and out of the ring. Referee Ghost tries to keep Anarky in the ring but gets pushed to the mat.
Nick Webb: That wasn't smart of Anarky to do, he could get disqualified for it.
Rayne: I don't think Ghost would want to do that, he would risk an ass kicking by Anarky.
Anarky slides out of the ring following Murphy. Ghost slides out of the opposite side of the ring and pulls a chair out from under the ring. Tim runs pass Ghost, who is holding the chair, being closely perused by Anarky. Ghost swings the chair into the back of Anarky as he runs past him. Anarky falls to his knees.
Nick Webb: I don't think Anarky should have shoved Ghost.
Rayne: Yes, but it wasn't a good idea for Ghost to hit Anarky with a chair either.
Both Ghost and Murphy slide back into the ring. Ghost begins the 10 count.
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Anarky slides back into the ring.
Nick Webb: A quick count by the ref there, wasn't it?
Rayne: It sure was.
Anarky starts to go after Ghost for the quick count and chair shot but gets caught with a clothesline from Murphy. Anarky gets right back to his feet. Murphy with a kick to the gut of Anarky, Anarky retaliates with a clothesline. Murphy falls to the mat. Anarky straddles Murphy's chest and starts beat him heat against the mat. Anarky stands back up and set Murphy up for the Gates of Hell, but Murphy rolls off his shoulders and rolls Anarky up in a school boy. Referee Ghost starts the 3 count.
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Kickout by Anarky.
Nick Webb: Only a two count. Murphy should have known he couldn't have kept Anarky down with a school boy
Rayne: I'd watch what you say about him, he might just come over after the match and beat your ass for that comment.
Both men are back to their feet. Anarky with a kick to the gut of Murphy, Anarky sets Murphy up for a power bomb. When Anarky gets Murphy up on his shoulders Murphy lets off the "Hell's Fumes" which can be heard throughout the arena and smelt by the first few rows of fans. Ghost nearly passes out from the smell.
Nick Webb: Ehhhhh, that's a horrible smell, isn't it?
Rayne is passes out on the announce table.
Nick Webb: Seems like I'll have to do commentary by myself for the rest of the match
Anarky falls to the mat. Murphy sets Anarky up in a camel clutch. Anarky reaches and grabs the bottom rope. Murphy releases the hold and stomps the back of Anarky's head. Tim picks Anarky up and sets him up and delivers the Bum's Rush on Anarky. Murphy goes for the pin. Ghost starts the three count.
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The arena goes dark as the Blazentron lights up with words "The Executioner" as Ace of Spades starts to echo throughout the arena.
Nick Webb: What the hell is The Executioner coming out to the ring for?
Rayne: I'm back, that was one hellacious smell. Why are the lights out?
As the light come back up Ghost is seen laid out in the ring and Anarky is covering Murphy. The Executioner is seen walking up the ramp. Anarky pissed that The Executioner interfered in the match, chases him up the ramp. When both men reach the stage, Anarky delivers a clothesline to the back of the head of The Executioner. Murphy gets back to his feet and notices that Ghost is out in the ring and Anarky beating on The Executioner on the stage. Murphy slides out of the ring and runs up the ramp. Anarky delivers a powerbomb to The Executioner on the steel stage. When Tim reaches the stage, he and Anarky pick up The Executioner and throw him trough the Blazentron sending sparks flying everywhere.
Nick Webb: OH MY GOD!!! THE EXECUTIONER HAS TO BE BROKEN IN HALF!!!
When Ghost comes to in the ring, he slides out of the ring climbs on his motorcycle and joins Anarky and Murphy on the stage area. Ghost drags The Executioner's body out of the hole in the Blazentron. He signals for Anarky to pick him up and for him and Murphy to follow him to the backstage area. All three men go through the entrance way.
Rayne: What could Ghost have in mind?
The camera catches up backstage as we see Ghost tying a rope around the feet to The Executioner, who's slowly regaining consciousness. Ghost takes the other end of the rope and wraps it around his left wrist. Ghost then climbs on his motorcycle and starts it up. Ghost then proceed to drag The Executioner around the backstage area to the parking lot, where we see Murphy and Anarky waiting.
Meanwhile back in the arena...
HERE COMES THE MONEY!!!
The BWF Owner David Blazenwing comes out to the stage.
David: Ring the bell, Scott, and announce that the match is a draw as a result of a double count-out, if you would be so kind.
DING! DING! DING!
Scott: As a result of a double count-out the match is a draw.
David: Even though the ref went with them, I don't think the will be back anytime soon. So as a result of the draw, the Intercontinental Championship and the World Heavyweight Championship will be defended in a triple threat two falls match at Wreckless. The winner of the first fall will become the Intercontinental Champion, and the winner of the second fall will become the World Champion! The three men who will be involved in the match are Anarky, Timothy "Stench" Murphy and the current BWF Intercontinental Champion and BWF World Heavyweight Champion, Ghost. If Ghost decided to try and keep both titles after Wreckless by some technicality, he will be suspended and stripped of both titles. Oh, and one more thing, Ghost... next time you want to tell me how to fight my battles... don't! Next week... you'll be defending your World Championship against... THIS MAN!
The lights in the arena go out and the crowd begins cheering wuldly as "Rollin" hits the BlazenTron! It's Bam! The camera shifts to the parking lot, where Ghost has been knocked off his motorcycle by the behemoth! Tim and Anarky begin systematically destroying The Executioner as Bam lifts Ghost onto his shoulders and spins him onto the pavement, knocking him out!
Nick Webb: Bam's back! And he has a World Title shot next week! Can he regain his title from Ghost?
Rayne: We'll have to tune in and find out won't we?
Nick Webb: I guess so.
David drops the microphone with a grin across his face and returns to the backstage area as the cameras fade to black.
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