Post by Samara Starling on Jun 17, 2024 18:16:31 GMT -6
The camera pops to life with a flourish of light and sound, settling on a very Nintendo Direct-esque “Limitless Direct” logo. After the logo fades out, we join Samara Starling live via her office in Seattle.
Samara Starling: Hello all, and good evening! For those who may not be familiar with me, I'm Samara Starling, the founder and owner of Limitless Wrestling. Today, I am here to share a handful of major announcements that impact both the return and the future of this company.
Samara Starling: The last LW event to take place was Ides of March back on March 27, 2024. We are nearing three months without a Limitless Wrestling event, which genuinely hurts my heart, because we were on such a roll of exciting matches and stories! The reasons why aren’t important; what’s done is done and now, all we can do is move forward.
Samara smiles, somewhat sadly, before continuing.
Samara Starling: First off, the return. I racked my brain to decide what we should name our first major Premium Live Event back, and then it hit me… it was so obvious. So, this Sunday, June 23, I am pleased to announce that LIMITLESS WRESTLING: THE RETURN will emanate live from our beloved Fort Limitless in Seattle, Washington!
Samara Starling: And no, that date is not a mistake or a one off. Beginning this weekend and moving forward, our events will air every Sunday night. I’m excited for this change and look forward to how this will alter the feel of our weekly programs.
She grins cheekily.
Samara Starling: You might have caught right there that I said PROGRAMS; an odd choice of words, considering that BWF officially ceased operation and Shockwave held its Series Finale back on March 20. And this is actually part of why we’ve been on hiatus for a bit! After spending a lot of time with the now-retired David Slayton, I am pleased to announce that, no, the BWF is not actually fading away - and Shockwave will continue to air immediately following Adrenaline every Sunday night! And yes, this means that the brand extension WILL continue - although a few individuals may have shifted to a different show due to some shuffling!
Samara Starling: Now, with BWF and Shockwave back on the table, we obviously need someone to run the show. Despite owning 100% of everything related to BWF, I still wanted the input of Mr. Slayton on who would succeed him. He didn’t hesitate on his choice, and now, I am pleased to introduce to you the new Director of Operations for the Blazenwing Wrestling Federation and Shockwave… BWF Hall of Famer Sarah James - aka “The Amazon Princess” Kirlia Gardevoir!
Samara Starling: Sarah and I sat down and divided up the rosters for our brands, and I have to say, I’m quite excited with where we ended up. There are going to be some real bangers on the way, folks! As far as who got drafted where, we will be announcing that later this week. Unfortunately, she was unable to join me today for this livestream, but she will be on-site Sunday for the big show and every show moving forward!
Samara Starling: So, a recap: Limitless Wrestling events are on Sundays now, beginning this upcoming Sunday with our comeback event, LIMITLESS WRESTLING: THE RETURN. LW Adrenaline and BWF Shockwave are back on the slate, every Sunday night we aren’t holding a Premium Live Event. I will continue to run the Limitless side of the company, while Sarah James will have full autonomy with the BWF side.
A small infographic pops up on screen showing this info.
Samara Starling: Now, before I wrap things up in this first-ever Limitless Direct, there is one final matter to attend to…
Samara reaches down and lifts up the LW World Championship, propping it up on the table in front of her.
Samara Starling: The Limitless Wrestling World Championship. Risa Lemon won it in her final LW Match back at Ides of March, but as she is now retired, she obviously won’t be returning to defend said title. Therefore, with Mrs. Lemon’s blessing, the LW World Title has been officially abdicated. Risa’s reign will retroactively be recognized through the end of April 2024, at which point the title will be considered vacated in the history books.
She pauses.
Samara Starling: BWF still has their World Champion in Jessi Ozborne, but if Limitless Wrestling is returning, I believe we should do so with a reigning and defending World Champion. That’s why, at LIMITLESS WRESTLING: THE RETURN, we will be holding a one-night, eight woman tournament to crown a NEW LW World Champion. As far as WHO will be participating… stay tuned! The eight competitors will be announced later this week.
Samara Starling: Alright, I think I’ve kept you all long enough. Please do not miss LIMITLESS WRESTLING: THE RETURN, this Sunday on your favorite streaming service! We are so, so excited to be back; folks, Limitless Wrestling is just getting started!
Samara smiles proudly as the scene fades to the LW logo, and finally to black.
© Limitless Wrestling 2024
A Metroid Prime 4 trailer then plays, because IT’S BEEN LIKE SEVEN YEARS SINCE YOU ANNOUNCED IT NINTENDO, WHERE THE HELL IS MY FANCY PANTS FIRST PERSON SPACE ADVENTURE.