Post by David Slayton on Dec 6, 2020 8:36:45 GMT -6
Episode 235 - December 4, 2020
As Havok opens, we are joined by BWF Owner Emily Corlen in her office.
Emily Corlen: Hello, BWF fans. As some of you have no doubt noticed, this event was originally scheduled to air two weeks ago on November 20th. The following week was going to be the Gauntlet Run pay-per-view, headlined by the 30-person Gauntlet Run Match to determine who would face the BWF World Champion at WrestleFest X.
Emily stops for a moment and exhale deeply.
Emily Corlen: Unfortunately, plans change, and the BWF is no exception to that rule. Things are shifting behind the scenes right now, and unfortunately, they are directly impacting our programming and, by proxy, all of you. Things are still in flux, but here's what I know so far. Starting tonight, we will be going bi-weekly once again. In two weeks, we will have another episode of Friday Night Havok, and two weeks after that, on January 1st, 2021, we will have some sort of pay-per-view mega event. As of right now, that is not scheduled to be the Gauntlet Run OR WrestleFest. Both of those events are still likely to happen in the future, and yes, for all the worry warts out there, there is still a future for the BWF. One way or another, we will continue to air programming for the foreseeable future.
A beat.
Emily Corlen: I hope to have more for you in two weeks, including just what event is going to be airing on January 1st. For now, consider every match that had currently been booked for the Gauntlet Run to be postponed indefinitely, with one exception; on January 1st, Nessa Wall will still face FM Young for the BWF World Championship in the main event of whatever that event happens to be. Other matches for that event will be announced in the coming weeks. Thank you all very much for your time, thank you for being patient, and I think you've all waited long enough. It's time to kick off Friday Night Havok!
As Havok's opening match kicked off, we saw The Crimson Ghost facing the debuting Switchblxde. The two had an athletic contest, with Ghost carrying most of the momentum throughout the match. Switchblxde began to turn things around, and for a short while, it seemed like the debuting competitor might walk away with a huge upset. Before that could happen, the lights in the arena began to flicker and a message on the BlazenTron appeared that read "the Reckoning is coming". This momentary distraction to Switchblxde gave Ghost just enough opening to hit him with the Scarlet Skull Splitter (Springboard Forearm Smash), followed up by the Psychlotrode X (Spiral Tap) for the pinfall victory.
WINNER: The Crimson Ghost, via Pinfall
"Spider Baby" by Fantomas plays as The Crimson Ghost stands up and nods at Switchblxde. He points at the ramp and shakes his head, seemingly telling Switchblxde that he had nothing to do with what played, before exiting the ring.
Alison James: I wonder what that was all about? Switchblxde seemed to be on his way to a debut win before that weird message appeared.
Liam Stewart: I have no idea, Ali, but Ghost took advantage of it no matter if he intended to or not. Switchblxde was robbed here tonight.
Alison James: Luckily, it's only his first match in BWF. He's got a long time to solidify his legacy.
Alison thinks back on the opening segment.
Alison James: At least, I THINK so. I guess we'll know soon enough.
Chi Chi Go Chomp Chomp
We go backstage where the camera just seems to be casually moving through the VIP parking section of the arena. Scattered people are coming and going, just minding their own business when the distant sound of an engine gets louder and louder before it’s joined by the obnoxious blowing of an air horn. Everyone’s attention ends up moving to one side of the lot before they all scramble in a panic, yelling and screaming to get out of the way. Seconds later, a familiar looking mobile home, tricked out with a colorful, trippy looking paint job and the phrase “2 BROKE CHICKS” spray painted across both sides in neon blue, comes skidding into the frame. The sudden stop causes the back end of the RV to swing around and the damn thing just about tips over onto its side before steadying itself with a loud KA-THOOM! The source of the air horn, is instantly seen to be...well...this goddamn mobile home has a fucking air horn manually installed on the top, like a giant speaker. We see movement through the tinted windshield as the driver quickly gets up and moves away from the front. Seconds later, the side door to the RV flies open with a bang as it’s not just pushed open, it’s flat out kicked! A very angry looking Chiaki Sanada comes stomping down the steps. Of course, she’s already set to wrestle as she always just fights in her daily wardrobe. This time, however, she really looks ready to go because this bitch is carrying a solid, wooden bokken over her shoulder. She’s got a “2BC” covid mask over the bottom of her face and a little knit bandana around her head under the hood of her sweatshirt.
As soon as she’s out of the RV, Chiaki starts stomping down the hallway. Right behind her, Jane steps down out of the vehicle. She doesn’t look any more pleased than her partner and friend does. She doesn’t carry a weapon of any sort though, but the look on her face, her dreadlocks tied up behind her. She has on an older pair of Timerbland boots, one that have a slight red tint to the foot with her trademark cargo pants and tanktop on to finish the ensemble.
Backstage Attendant: Hey! Sanada! That you driving that thing? You oughta be more caref--OW!! MOTHER FUCKER!!!
The attendant yells out as Chiaki just whacks him in the shin with her bokken and moves right past him. In the background, he comically bounces up and down on one foot. Sure, Chiaki’s angry but...it’s kinda cute…?
Chiaki Sanada: OUTTA CHI CHI WAY!! Have title to win back!
Jane walks past the attendant and just shoves him to the ground as she walks behind Chiaki, both seem to be walking with a purpose down the hallway.
Jane Harper: This bitch, Stutterfly or whatever the hell she’s callin herself is tryin to write a check her scrawny ass won’t be able to cash tonight, Cheech, go out and put a bitch in the hospital.
Chiaki Sanada: Chi Chi give no fucks about Stutterbish new name! She bring this on herself! Chi Chi minding her own business until Stutterbish attack! Then hoodie ninja butt in after!
Chiaki grumbles out loud as she and Jane storm down the hallway, starting to pass by the catering tables.
Catering Attendant: Uhh, actually, that was definitely-not-a-hoodie ninja!
Chiaki purses her lips in anger and just home run swings the bokken across the table, sending chips, pretzels and salsa just flying everywhere.
Chiaki Sanada: CHI CHI NO ASK YOU, FUCK BOY!!!!
Jane passes by the attendant and just slaps him across the face with the impact echoing in the hallway.
Jane Harper: Well, it’s clear she needs help beating us, but she was smart, I’ll give her that much. I don’t like losing the title right after winning it, but now we know what to expect tonight. We know that I need to be looking out for hoodie bitch tonight and take her out so you can take out Stutterbitch and win back our championship.
Chiaki Sanada: Jane-chan! Oi!
Chiaki calls back to her trusted partner and bestie as she reaches out and taps a steel chair with the bokken. Jane grabs it up as she passes and starts carrying it with her the rest of the way. Chiaki starts to whack the bokken against anything that makes noise as she passes by them. Empty crates. Railings. Ceiling supports. Just harshly tapping them as the 2 Broke Chicks storm down the hallway with a purpose.
Chiaki Sanada: Stutterbish and hoodie fuck gonna get rude wake up! Chi Chi don’t care what wheel say! Table! Cage! Submit! Anywhere Pin! You surprise last week but not today! 2 Broke Chicks ready for you fuckin’ asses! Gonna be first ever two time “Revrushun Exxu Chanpiondessu” in time for “Gaunturret Run!”
Jane continues to follow behind Chiaki, catching up to her in due time. She holds the chair in one hand, dragging it along the ground. She looks over at her blue haired friend and slaps her on the back, comically hard like usual.
Jane Harper: Damn right, Cheech. Fool us once, shame on you. Fool us twice, well, we’re just complete and total dumbasses. Tonight, you have no surprises for us. Tonight we know what you’re bringing to the table and we’ll be ready for it all. Tonight, 2 Broke Chicks regain something that has always belonged to us and Chi Chi will gladly bite your face off like a rabid little spider monkey.
Chiaki Sanada: HAH!!! YOSH!!! CHI CHI GO CHOMP CHOMP STUTTERBISH!! BITE FACE AND POP BOTTLES!!
As she says “pop bottles”, Chiaki shows off the little bottle opener she wears on a chain around her neck. The camera moves out of the way and lets them pass as Chiaki pays Jane back for the stride-staggering slap from earlier by just hauling off and giving her a hard open hand smack right on her butt. Jane yelps, grabs her ass but laughs. Before they get too far, though, Chiaki stops and looks over her shoulder at the camera again. She rests her bokken over her shoulder again as she walks right up and gets her face in the camera again. Her knit bandana, hood, and Covid mask bring the attention to her crazed, angry eyes. For a split few seconds, the wild, adorable sense of cheer is gone from them and something about her demeanor actually comes off as a little...unnerving.
Chiaki Sanada: Kore wa gēmude...wa arimasen, meinu. You want crazy?
Her eyes narrow and the corners crease, telling us she’s smiling under her mask. Her shoulders shake a little as a soft giggle escapes her.
Chiaki Sanada: Chi Chi show crazy….
She reaches out and taps the lens with her bokken before turning and starting down the hallway again. The mood picks up again, almost immediately as Jane and Chi Chi start getting into a little game of shoving each other as they head towards the Gorilla Position. Fade out….
Before the title match began, the Revolution X Roulette™ popped up on the screen and spun, stopping on Submission Match. Chiaki and Stutterfly started wrestling as Jane Harper patrolled the outside of the ring, keeping a sharp eye out for the person wearing the hoodie from their last match. The match went on for a bit, with neither woman gaining a true upper hand. After growing more agitated as the match went on, Stutterfly finally decided she had had enough and reached into her boot, pulling out what appeared to be a pair of brass knuckles. Harper immediately jumped up on the apron, yelling at the referee to grab the weapon, but as soon as she took her eyes off of ringside, the masked hoodie wearing mystery person appeared. They grabbed Jane's leg, pulling her off the apron and smacking her head onto said ring apron on the way down. Chiaki immediately tried to exit the ring and go after the hoodie wearer, but Stutterfly grabbed her by the hair, yanked her back into the ring and blasted her in the face with the brass knuckles, all completely unseen by the referee. She tossed the knuckles out of the ring and quickly applied a lying down variation of The Will Breaker (Black Widow Submission) to Chiaki. The referee turned around, saw the submission, checked on Chiaki, and when there was no response, called for the bell.
WINNER AND STILL BWF REVOLUTION X CHAMPION: Stutterfly, via KO
"Mz. Hyde" by Halestorm hits the BlazenTron as Stutterfly stands up and grabs her belt. She surveys the ringside area, smirking at her fallen foes, as the individual wearing the hoodie shows up next to her and lifts Stutterfly's arm in the air. The crowd boos loudly as the two make their way up the ramp.
Alison James: For the second week in a row, my sister has cheated to win and now, we know for a fact that whoever is under that hoodie, they're in league together.
Liam Stewart: Nah, maybe she just assumes the hoodie person is a fan. Plus, is there really cheating in a submission match? It's not like she could have gotten disqualified or anything.
Alison James: The point is, she shouldn't NEED weapons and mystery people to win a match. It's doing nothing but hurting her own legacy.
Liam Stewart: She's got gold in 2020, and she's the first person to successfully defend that title in history... she's probably pretty okay with her legacy right now.
Into The Arena
The scene fades in on Drake Connors standing before a mirror tousling his short brown hair into its usual stylish disarray as Hayato is lacing up his boots, his fabulous coat on the bench beside him. Drake runs a hand through his beard muttering to himself.
Drake Connors: Fuggin’ Freaks interrupting what shoulda been our night. We’re gonna show them the Krushers don’t play that interference game crap by pounding their heads in when we go into the arena...
Hayato Sagara-Connors: Yeah.
Drake Connors: We’re gonna put our feet so far up their butts the water on our knees will quench their thirst.
Hayato Sagara-Connors: Yeah!
Drake Connors: Then we’re gonna bend them over and put them across our knees and give them a spanking for good measure.
Hayato Sagara-Connors: Yea...What?! Drake, you do remember that you’re a married man, right? I don’t think Ana would appreciate you spanking some random girl’s butt, no matter how deserved it might be.
Drake snorts, bouncing on the balls of his feet, psyching himself up for the battle to come.
Drake Connors: Ana would understand. These Freak girls have it coming for butting into something that didn’t concern them. They behave like children, I’m gonna treat them like children. They wanted attention, so they’re gonna get it in the most embarrassing way possible.
Hayato Sagara-Connors: I don’t think you are taking these women as seriously as you should. They already showed they could handle themselves against the Candy Boys. I don’t think this battle is going to be as simple as you make it out to be.
Drake sighs, looking at Hayato.
Drake Connors: I know that, son. I’m just trying to hype myself up to beat up a couple of bushwhacking bitches and then making the Candy Corn Boys pay for attacking us after we helped bail their Candy asses out. What kind of assholes do that? Aside from dumb ones looking to motivate us to take their titles away from them with extreme prejudice.
Hayato Sagara-Connors: Clearly ones not afraid to play dirty to get what they want.
Drake Connors: If they wanna play dirty, we’ll show em how to play dirty at the Gauntlet Run.
Hayato Sagara-Connors: But I don’t play dirty, Drake, you know this. It’s dishonorable.
Drake sighs.
Drake Connors: That pesky honor of yours will bite us in the ass one day, son.
Hayato Sagara-Connors: Perhaps, but at least I can say I fought my hardest cleanly. You know that’s a point of pride for me.
Drake Connors: Yeah, yeah. I’ll go along with your honorable intentions for now, but if I have to, I’ll resort to dirty tricks just to get the point across that you do NOT fuck with the Kaiju Krushers and get away clean. Don’t look at me like that, kid. You knew what you were gonna get by partnering up with me. Sometimes I do bad shit for good reasons.
It’s now Hayato’s turn to sigh.
Hayato Sagara-Connors: I know. Does not mean I have to like it, pops. So what’s your REAL strategy for the Freaks? Spanking them is just a joke, right?
Drake smirks cockily.
Drake Connors: Doy. As for what the real strategy is, c’mere and I’ll tell ya…
The scene begins to fade as Hayato slides on his coat and approaches Drake, who has a disturbing grin on his face. Clearly there is something diabolical on his mind as he throws an arm over Hayato’s shoulder and begins to whisper. The scene goes black.
The match began with Krista May and Drake facing off in the ring, and despite her experience, Krista seemingly found herself outmatched by the 'Dark Angel' almost immediately. The Freaks continued trying to regain momentum for the majority of the match, but the team of Drake and Hayato were not going to be denied after their botched debut (albeit out of their control) a few weeks back. Kayla and Krista still seemed a bit off from the old days, and the Kaiju Krushers were more than willing to take advantage of that, culminating in Hayato hitting Kayla with the You Go Sleepy-Time (High-speed, full-force roundhouse kick to the head) followed by a cover for the pinfall victory, earning them a spot in the upcoming BWF Tag Team Title match.
WINNERS: Drake Connors & Hayato Sagara-Connors, via Pinfall
"Samurai 45" by MIYAVI starts playing as the Kaiju Krushers celebrate their victory.
Alison James: What a win! With that, the Kaiju Krushers have earned a shot at the BWF Tag Team Titles alongside the Freaks and the... Finale and Johnny Maverick team...
Liam Stewart: CANDY BOYS 2000!!!
Alison James: ...on a yet-to-be-determined date, with Gauntlet Run being pushed back. Still, it must feel good knowing they've got a Tag Title Match coming their way!
With the surprise announcement earlier this evening that the planned Two Falls Double Title Match would no longer be happening, this stood as Azurine's potential only title opportunity, and she was dead set on making sure it wasn't wasted. Neither competitor was willing to go down without a fight, especially with the title on the line. Anaru eventually had Azurine on the ropes, and went to hit her with The Third Degree (Military Press GTS) and put this match away. What he wasn't expecting was for Azurine to counter with a wicked tornado DDT that spiked the Sovereign Champion's head into the mat! With Anaru stunned, Azurine hit him with the Sweetheart Sock Hop (Two knees into the sternum, followed by a Superkick into a Pulled-In DDT) and covered in the center of the Ring. 1... 2... 3!
WINNER AND NEW BWF SOVEREIGN CHAMPION: Azurine Vebbins, via Pinfall
"Radio Gaga" by Queen plays as Azurine Vebbins is presented with the Sovereign Championship. She gets a little misty eyed as she hits all four corners, celebrating with her newly-won prize.
Alison James: Wow! Azurine stuns the world... we have a new BWF Sovereign Champion!
Liam Stewart: I think the only "Kalua" Anaru's gonna want tonight is the alcoholic kind!
Alison James: I... what?
Liam Stewart: You know, because his name... and the drink... it's kind of... oh, nevermind.
Alison James: That's probably for the best. Well folks, we've had one title change and one successful defense here tonight. Who's going to be the tiebreaker? Enforcer and Talia Areano face off for the International Title, NEXT!
After watching Azurine Vebbins win the Sovereign Title moments before, Enforcer was very confident going into this match that we would be seeing the second title change of the evening. Talia, of course, had no interest in even entertaining this option. She focused on trying to put Enforcer away early with a series of roll-ups and quick pin attempts. Enforcer's brute strength caught up to her quickly, unfortunately, and a sick Mafia Kick stopped Talia dead in her tracks. From there, it was just a matter of wearing the Champion down and doing his best to make sure she wouldn't be getting back up again. Talia fought back valiantly, showcasing her heart and grit, but Enforcer took that heart and stomped it out with not one, not two, but three consecutive Death Penalty DDTs. The referee became concerned with Talia's safety at this point, but Enforcer grabbed him and threatened him, telling him to do his job and count. Enforcer covered, and unfortunately for Talia, the result at this point was a foregone conclusion.
WINNER AND NEW BWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION: Enforcer, via Pinfall
"Natural Born Killaz" by Ice Cube & Dr. Dre hits the BlazenTron as Enforcer rolls out of the ring and violently rips the International Title out of the timekeeper's hands. He thrusts it at the referee, demanding that the ref put the belt around his waist. He does so and Enforcer makes his way up the ramp, still talking trash as he pats the belt.
Alison James: Well, I don't know how the original Two Falls Title Match would have played out, but tonight, we have two brand new Champions in Azurine Vebbins and Enforcer. One absolutely deserves it, and the other -
Liam Stewart: - is Azurine Vebbins! Hahahaha!
Alison James: ...anyway. Don't go anywhere, folks... our main event is next! Put the kids to bed, because this Street Fight could get very violent.
The Street Fight began with Nessa quickly taking control, dragging the popular masked superstar around ringside and mockingly searching for FM Young between picking up any weapon she could find and hitting Tiger with it. Super Tiger ended up grabbing a Kendo stick of her own and cracked Nessa in the face with it, almost drawing blood and leaving a bright red mark across her forehead. This only enraged the Snarktopus, who quickly began laying in to Young's protege. They continued fighting around ringside, and eventually took the match to the stage, where more weapons and dangerous implements were located. Nessa grabbed a sledgehammer and tried to essentially execute Super Tiger at one point, but Tiger rolled out of the way at the last minute, leaving Nessa to smash a stage light instead. A wounded Super Tiger made her way back through the curtain, looking for an opportunity to catch her breath. Nessa followed, confidently taunting her opponent, steel chair in hand. BWF Owner Emily Corlen was nearby, and asked Nessa why they weren't at ringside anymore. Nessa reminded the Owner that there were no rules in this match, at which point Emily reminded Nessa that the BWF World Champion was only banned from ringside. As these words sunk in, Nessa's eyes widened and she turned around to see a furious FM Young standing there, glaring at her. Nessa demanded that she be removed, at which point FM smugly reminded Nessa that she had no intention of getting involved in this match, nor did she need to. At that precise moment, Super Tiger brought down a pane of glass on Nessa's head, shattering it all over the backstage area and busting her wide open. Tiger dragged the bloodied number one contender back onto the stage, carried her over to the edge and hit her with the Go the F*ck to Sleep (Inferno Snap German Suplex) off of the stage and onto the concrete floor below! As the fans in attendance start a "HOLY SHIT" chant, the referee immediately stops the match.
WINNER: Super Tiger, via Referee Stoppage
"Legends Never Die" by Halocene plays as FM Young comes out onto the stage to see to her friend. Nessa is still out as several officials tend to her on the floor.
Alison James: I think we just saw a nasty new side of Super Tiger here tonight.
Liam Stewart: Is Nessa okay?! That should have been illegal!
Alison James: I mean... Street Fight, that's kinda the whole deal... but sure, Liam. Whatever you say.
Liam Stewart: Justice for Nessa!
Alison James: Mmkay, that's probably a sign that it's time to wrap things up for the night. Folks, we'll see you back here on December 18, with more news on what's to come for the future of the BWF. For Liam Stewart, I'm Alison James... good night from Milwaukee!
We see one last shot of Super Tiger and FM Young celebrating on the stage, before the cameras fade to the BWF logo, and finally to black.
© Blazenwing Wrestling Federation 2020
Quick Results:
The Crimson Ghost def. Switchblxde
Stutterfly def. Chiaki Sanada; BWF REVOLUTION X TITLE RETAINED
Drake Connors & Hayato Sagara-Connors def. Krista May Williams & Kayla Taylor
Azurine Vebbins def. Anaru Kalua; NEW BWF SOVEREIGN CHAMPION
Enforcer def. Talia Areano; NEW BWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION
Super Tiger def. Nessa Wall