Post by Gabe Shelley on Apr 16, 2016 13:37:16 GMT -6
Episode 222 - April 11, 2016
Nick Webb: Welcome to another edition of BWF’s flagship show, Havok! We’re heading towards Danger Zone and we already know our main event as the last time we were on the air we crowned Fenryr Wulfsson the Happenstance King. He’ll take on the current BWF World Champion Sabrina Scott.
Rayne: Fenryr has been waiting for this moment.
Wipe Off Your War Paint
"Phoenix" by Fall Out Boys blares out as the lights in the arena all cut to black and the Tron comes to life, pulsating with a ice blue light as a quiet beat gets louder with every flash. It gets faster and faster, and louder with each pulse, until the pulsating light explodes into the words "I WILL RISE" and “The Phoenix”suddenly cuts off to a new song...
"This is the anthem
Told the world I need everything and some, yeah
Two girls that's a tandem
She gon' do all it for me when them bands come
Got it all, yeah I am young, rich, and handsome
Uh, this shit is not random
Everybody ain't got it, understand son, yeah
This shit is not random"
"Random" by G-Eazy blares across the sound system as the stage fills with smoke and the crowd rises to their feet as the smoke clears on the stage and a man in a black and silver clamped trench coat stands, head down, facing the Tron. He raises his hands and snaps his fingers, causing four loud bursts of pyro to ignite, two on each side of him, before spinning around Y2J style to reveal Jay Blazenwing! Shortly after, his new manager Nael (wearing her casual hoodie and black ankle length skirt and holding onto her iPad) joins him.
Jay sunglasses shining with the glare from the arena lights, Jay looks to the left, then to the right, nodding towards the crowd before nodding at Nael and they walks down the ring level ramp with an aura of arrogance. Jay moves towards the ropes and hops up and down a few times in front of them before turning his back to the ropes and leaning back, holding the ropes with one hand and shouting BLAZEN MY OWN LEGACY! Then ducking between the ropes and climbing the corner striking a Mr. Universe pose. Nael enters the ring, rather amused by Jay's antics while the crowd showers them with boos. Nael demands a microphone from Scott Benjamin before handing it to her client
Jay Blazenwing: Wait...why are you guys booing me? Is it because I changed my theme song? Well, I was tired of people mistaken me for my bro David Slayton and then ending up being disappointed that little ol me show up. Oh don't pretend that you guys don't get let down when instead of your hero showing up, his goofy brother does. I had to change my theme song so that you people don't get confused!And besides, Fall Out Boys suck donkey nuts and too be honest, I'm not surprised you losers like listening to that shit!
The fans continues booing while Nael nods in agreement with Jay.
Jay Blazenwing: Oh let me guess, you idiots are one of those, "Rap equals crap duh huh." Well let me just say that my music taste is better than yours...so there!
Nael mutters to herself that Jay's music taste is not better than hers.
Jay Blazenwing: Or maybe you guys are booing because you was disappointed that Jay Blazenwing didn't win the Happenstance crown. I don't blame you guys. I don't blame you guys at all. After all, I had huge plans I was going to win the Happenstance crown. I planned on acting like a real king because apparently winning a crown means you have to act like a royal authority and pretend that you are an obnoxious ruler. I bought a robe from the thrift store to go along with the crown and scepter. I had a whole catchphrase figure out to go along with my King persona. It was like, "All Hail King Blazenwing!" or, "Bow Down to Lord Blaze!" I was even going to get scrubs from the developmental fed EW to pretend to be my loyal subjects. Now the Haters hate me even more and that's not cool!
Jay turns to Nael and says, "Haters gonna hate, am I right?!" in which Nael just shakes her head.
Jay Blazenwing: And let's not forget that we missed out on a much anticipated dream match: "Jay Blazenwing versus Sabrina Scott for the BWF World Championship!"
Jay says this dramatically while Nael claps at the sound of that.
Jay Blazenwing: Man that match would have been awesome. That would have been the greatest match in BWF history. That match would have been epic...but sadly, we're not going to see it and sadly Sabrina Scott is going to face that neanderthal for her championship instead of her biggest competition which is ME! And it all thanks to one person...Destiny Figgins
The crowd cheers when Jay says his former partner and Nael looks on in disgust.
Jay Blazenwing:Oh I'm glad that you guys are cheering now. Cheering for the fact that I did each and everyone of you a favour. Preventing Destiny Figgins from becoming the Happenstance Queen. Because let's face it people, it's 2016, Destiny Figgins is way past her prime. Nobody cares about Destiny Figgins anymore. Do you care about Destiny Figgins, Nael?
Nael shakes her head and smirks.
Jay Blazenwing: Destiny may have relatives associated to this company like me, but everyone knows that unlike yours truly, Destiny won't live up to her family name or even surpassed her brother's legacy. Destiny is a career tag-team wrestler that will never amount to anything without Alison or me. But do you know who will soar to the top like a phoenix?!
Nael groans at that corny line.
Jay Blazenwing: ME! Not only will I carry my brother's legacy, I will surpass him! Matter of fact, when you think of BLAZENWING Wrestling Federation..you people will think of ME! Destiny and Alison has been holding me back. Matter of fact, everyone here has been holding me back and I'm sick of it! I know for a damn fact that I'm better than those scrubs in the back and it's about time that you people recognize my greatness. I don't need anyone and honestly...I don't need any of the so called "fans" support. All I need is Me, Myself, And I
Nael coughs.
Jay Blazenwing: And of course Nael, the only one that is looking out for my best interest. The rest of yall can screw yourself. Like a phoenix... I will rise to the top....I WILL RISE while my foes shall BURN!
Jay Blazenwing does the Mr. Universe pose once again as the crowd showers him with boos while Nael seems impressed with Jay's promo.
Danny Hall Vs. Allen Chaney Vs. Jay Blazenwing
Blazenwing was still in the ring and watched as Hall and Chaney locked up. Hall tried to open with quick attacks and blows to Chaney but was tossed into the corner. Chaney hit a series of bionic elbows and then delivered a hard clothesline. Chaney turned around and hit Blazenwing with a bionic elbow. Chaney turned and charged at Hall and hit a corner senton as Hall was seated. Chaney pulled Hall up to his feet and looked for the Set Up (Double Arm DDT) but Hall pushed him away. Blazenwing hit Hall with a discus clothesline. Blazenwing grabbed Chaney and hit a belly to back suplex. The match continued on with each competitor getting some offense in. It turned as Chaney took control and tossed Blazenwing to the floor through the ropes after a big powerslam. Chaney hit Hall with The Punchline (Package Piledriver). Blazenwing came out of nowhere and hit Chaney with The Full Effect (Superkick) and dove on Hall for a cover and won.
WINNER: Jay Blazenwing, via pinfall 9:33
Nael clapped as Blazenwing celebrated, pleased with himself for stealing the match. Chaney tried reaching for him as he re-entered the ring but Blazenwing jumped out to Nael and they left up the ramp.
There's Always Time For Kitties
The camera shifts backstage, where we see Emily Corlen in her ring gear, looking quite nervous as she stares up at the clock. She paces back and forth for a moment before her cell phone rings, to the tune of the My Little Pony theme, garnering a laugh from the audience. Em answers the phone without even looking at the name; it appears she was expecting this call.
Emily Corlen: Hey! Um... not to rush you or anything, but... wheeeeere the heck are you? We're on in, like, five minutes!
A pause as the person on the other side of the call replies.
Emily Corlen: Um, h-hang on. I think we might have a bad connection. It sounded like you said you stopped at Bed, Bath and Beyond.
Emily chuckles - but that chuckle is short-lived as her eyes widen.
Emily Corlen: Wh... I DON'T CARE IF THEY HAD A SALE ON BUBBLE BATH!
The crowd laughs.
Emily Corlen: In case you forgot, we are WRESTLING tonight. And not just anybody - two big, bad scary cats.
Another pause.
Emily Corlen: NO YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO SWING BY PETCO BEFORE YOU GET HERE!
Another laugh from the audience.
Emily Corlen: ALLSTATE ARENA. NOOOOOW.
Emily hangs up the phone and covers her forehead.
Emily Corlen: Jesus christ. I haven't had this much of a headache since the last time I tried to get a point across to Matt Stone.
The crowd laughs again as Emily sighs loudly, glances up at the clock again, and heads off toward the gorilla position as Havok fades to commercial.
Emily Corlen & Mystery Partner Vs. PhoeniCyde
Emily Corlen entered alone to her music with Phoenix and BioCyde already in the ring. She seemed more than a little agitated as her mysterious partner had yet to show up. She gruffly told the ref to start the match and that her partner 'would be here soon enough'. The match started with Phoenix and Emily in the ring with the two immediately starting with some stiff striking before Emily shuts Phoenix down with a hard shoulder block to knock him off his feet. Phoenix gets back to his feet and immediately tags BioCyde and then the two work together to toss Emily into the corner and beat on her. BioCyde then plants her with a hard power slam, the numbers game having gained them control of the match for the moment.
Nick Webb: I don't think this is what Emily had in mind when she went to the Wyatts for this match.
Rayne: They may not win a lot these days, but our longtime fans will remember that Phoenix and BioCyde are multiple-time BWF Tag Team Champions. A victory over a major star like Emily Corlen could be just what they need to get back into the title hunt after all these years!
Nick Webb: Not to mention... hang on, what's going on there?
While BioCyde worked over Emily with a few stomps, a blonde woman in a light blue sun dress hopped over the barricade and explained herself politely to security before moving to sit on the ring apron in Emily's corner, putting her brightly colored purse on the ring steps and kicking off a pair of sandals. Emily immediately started fighting back against BioCyde to work for the tag but BioCyde cut her off with a spine buster and tagged in Phoenix. The new woman calmly watched with an impassive smile on her face, still sitting on the ring apron and clapping her hands lightly to encourage the fans to cheer on Emily.
Rayne: I... think Emily's partner is here?
Nick Webb: Not exactly what I was expecting from the Emerald Phoenix. Who is that?
Rayne: I have no idea.
Phoenix seemed a bit distracted by Emily's partner, who for all intents and purposes looked as if a fan had come to sit on the ring for a better view, and in that moment's distraction Emily speared Phoenix in the back and moved to tag the other blonde. Emily clearly saying 'it's about damn time.' to her as the still seated woman accepted the tag and then stood. Upon standing next to Emily as she entered the ring it became clear that she was actually a bit taller then the veteran competitor, even in bare feet as she was.
Nick Webb: Well, she's a bit taller than Emily. But can she fight?
Rayne: It's Emily Corlen. Would she have picked her as a partner if she couldn't?
Nick Webb: This IS the same woman who held the REBEL Pro Tag Team Titles with Justin Case.
Rayne: ......point made.
The calm woman then walked over to Phoenix, giving him a calm and friendly smile, and then proceeded to stagger the brute with a stiff elbow to the face. Moving to grab onto his waist from behind she then hit him with a very snappy German suplex and held on to mimic Emily's Rolling Thunder multiple Germans. She suplexed him viciously 3 times with the last being a big release German that sent the man flying halfway across the ring and crumpling in his team's corner. Emily looked pleased as she took her place in the corner and the other woman looked to her with a laughing gesture that roughly suggested 'got him pretty far on that one' Phoenix meanwhile tagged BioCyde and rolled out of the ring in a daze. BioCyde took advantage of the new girl looking toward Emily to hit her in the side of the head with a big forearm. She fell to her knees from the blow but immediately stood back up, rolling her neck before grabbing BioCyde in a big exploder suplex and then dropping a knee stiffly on this throat once he was down.
Nick Webb: That almost worked!
Rayne: Keyword: almost! HA!
As he writhed in pain she gestured to Emily and did a vague motion suggesting a move they had planned. Emily walked in, ignoring the Ref's protests, and dragged BioCyde to his feet, irish whipping him to the ropes and lifting him in a flapjack position. As Emily dropped him the new girl snapped his head back with a forceful European uppercut, and then casually stood on his chest for the 3 count as Emily kicked Phoenix off of the apron while he was trying to climb back into the ring.
WINNERS: Emily Corlen & her new partner, via pinfall [9:37]
Emily held up the hand of the woman in the blue dress as she waved to the crowd with her other hand. Then Emily continued to celebrate for a moment longer while her partner collected her sandals and purse.
Nick Webb: I'd say this was one of the stranger things we've seen here in BWF... but this IS the company where a man wrestled a stuffed toy.
Rayne: CAN WE PLEASE STOP BRINGING THAT UP?!
Jacob Figgins Vs. Kurt Hullum
Figgins and Hullum locked up in the center of the ring and Figgins opened with hard chops to the chest of Hullum. Hullum was backed into the ropes and hit with a back elbow to the face. Figgins looked for a DDT but was backdropped over the top ropes and to the floor. Hullum rolled after him and the two battled ringside before Hullum bounced Figgins face first off the steel steps and rolled him into the ring. Hullum climbed in and met Figgins as he stood. Hullum ducked a clothesline and delivered the Crash Landing (Snapmare Driver). He pulled Figgins back to his feet and sent him into the ropes. Figgins hit the Hello Kitty Doom Doom Train (Springboard back elbow with Hello Kitty elbow pad). Figgins started to pull Hullum up and Hullum pushed away. Hullum set up for Kurtain Kall (Hangman’s Faceplant) but Figgins countered with a small package for a shocking win.
WINNER: Jacob Figgins, via pinfall 8:21
Kurt grabs a mic after and loudly exclaims that Jacob's win was a fluke, to which Figgins replies "Then you wouldn't mind proving it at Danger Zone? And while you're at it, let's put that briefcase of yours on the line." A little taunting back and forth before finally, Kurt angrily agrees to the terms, while Rayne and Webb discuss how Kurt might have just made a fatal mistake as Money in the Bank holder.
Six-Man Tornado Tag Team Match
Da Bomb & The 323 Vs. F.M. Young & Queen’s Soldiers
Everyone was in the ring for the match and it didn’t take long for a massive brawl to kick off. Young and Da Bomb fought and it spilled to the outside of the ring. Young and Da Bomb tackled each other over the barricade and into the crowd. The referee leaned through the ropes to yell at the ladies which allowed Torres to hit Erwin with the Chimuelo (Superman Punch) while wearing a pair of brass knuckles. He tossed them to the floor as Erwin dropped hard. Damien turned his attention to his brother and was hit from behind by Perez. Perez grabbed Damien and they delivered the Gun Shot (Wheelbarrow by Perez into a running kick to the head by Torres, followed by a sit-down facebuster) and picked up the win.
WINNERS: Da Bomb & The 323, via pinfall 7:19
Nessa Wall Vs Fenryr Wulfsson
Fenryr took control of the match early on with hard blows to Wall and took his time driving his knees into her gut and landing hard blows to the head. Fenryr got a two count after connecting with a backbreaker and looked for a pin. Wall was able to slip away from Fenryr and started to hit him with kick quicks to try and off balance him. She connected with a dropkick to the knees that took him to the mat. Wall pulled Fenryr up and he connected with a headbutt. He looked for a belly to back suplex but Wall countered with a back elbow. She twisted and dropped Fenryr with a DDT. Wall was in position and jumped up in the corner and connected with a moonsault and covered for two. Wall got the crowd behind her as she clapped and Fenryr started to stand. He sat up and was hit with the Truth Hurts (Running Enziguri to the Chest of a Dazed/Seated Opponent). Wall hit the ropes and looked for Kissy, Kissy (Shining Wizard) but Fenryr jumped up and hit the Maul (Double Axe Handle). Wall staggered to her feet and was hit with Hel Road (Double Underhook Powerbomb), allowing Fenryr to cover for the win.
WINNER: Fenryr Wulfsson, via pinfall 10:55
Fenryr grabbed Wall after the match and delivered a second Hel Road as the fans booed. The referee yelled at Fenryr to stop as he pulled her up again and delivered a third Hel Road and security ran down to keep the two apart. Fenryr then proclaims that, come Danger Zone, the King invites one and all to witness Sabrina Scott's very own "Red Wedding" live and in person.
Spyke Gein Vs. Sabrina Scott
Scott watched on as Wall was helped to the back and was shaken at the actions of Fenryr and it allowed Gein to gain the upperhand early. Scott shook it off and ducked under a clothesline before hitting Gein with a step up enziguri. Scott covered for a quick two before Gein kicked out. Gein was sent into the ropes and he came running back with the Fitzsimmons Pride (Muay Thai jumping knee strike to the face). He looked for a backslide pin and got two as Scott kicked out. Gein was hit with a drop toe hold and hung up on the second ropes. Scott ran the ropes and connected with the Blue Light Special (619). Gein climbed to his feet and Scott springboarded in and hit the Seeing Stars (Springboard Colliding Headbutt). Both were stunned and Scott pulled Gein down with a small package and Gein kicked out. Gein climbed to his feet and was taken down with a DDT. Scott looked for the Alley Oop (Lionsault) but Gein rolled out of the way and Scott landed on her feet. Gein was up quickly and hit her with the 360 No-Scope! (Jumping corkscrew roundhouse kick to the face) and covered for a win!
WINNER: Spyke Gein, via pinfall 13:14
Gein celebrated as Rayne and Webb talked about Gein now being able to pick his championship shot at Danger Zone. Gein jumped onto the second turnbuckle and then out of the ring as Scott watched on. Rayne pointed out that Scott’s head must have been elsewhere tonight and we fade away.
© Blazenwing Wrestling Federation 2016
Rayne: Fenryr has been waiting for this moment.
Wipe Off Your War Paint
"Phoenix" by Fall Out Boys blares out as the lights in the arena all cut to black and the Tron comes to life, pulsating with a ice blue light as a quiet beat gets louder with every flash. It gets faster and faster, and louder with each pulse, until the pulsating light explodes into the words "I WILL RISE" and “The Phoenix”suddenly cuts off to a new song...
"This is the anthem
Told the world I need everything and some, yeah
Two girls that's a tandem
She gon' do all it for me when them bands come
Got it all, yeah I am young, rich, and handsome
Uh, this shit is not random
Everybody ain't got it, understand son, yeah
This shit is not random"
"Random" by G-Eazy blares across the sound system as the stage fills with smoke and the crowd rises to their feet as the smoke clears on the stage and a man in a black and silver clamped trench coat stands, head down, facing the Tron. He raises his hands and snaps his fingers, causing four loud bursts of pyro to ignite, two on each side of him, before spinning around Y2J style to reveal Jay Blazenwing! Shortly after, his new manager Nael (wearing her casual hoodie and black ankle length skirt and holding onto her iPad) joins him.
Jay sunglasses shining with the glare from the arena lights, Jay looks to the left, then to the right, nodding towards the crowd before nodding at Nael and they walks down the ring level ramp with an aura of arrogance. Jay moves towards the ropes and hops up and down a few times in front of them before turning his back to the ropes and leaning back, holding the ropes with one hand and shouting BLAZEN MY OWN LEGACY! Then ducking between the ropes and climbing the corner striking a Mr. Universe pose. Nael enters the ring, rather amused by Jay's antics while the crowd showers them with boos. Nael demands a microphone from Scott Benjamin before handing it to her client
Jay Blazenwing: Wait...why are you guys booing me? Is it because I changed my theme song? Well, I was tired of people mistaken me for my bro David Slayton and then ending up being disappointed that little ol me show up. Oh don't pretend that you guys don't get let down when instead of your hero showing up, his goofy brother does. I had to change my theme song so that you people don't get confused!And besides, Fall Out Boys suck donkey nuts and too be honest, I'm not surprised you losers like listening to that shit!
The fans continues booing while Nael nods in agreement with Jay.
Jay Blazenwing: Oh let me guess, you idiots are one of those, "Rap equals crap duh huh." Well let me just say that my music taste is better than yours...so there!
Nael mutters to herself that Jay's music taste is not better than hers.
Jay Blazenwing: Or maybe you guys are booing because you was disappointed that Jay Blazenwing didn't win the Happenstance crown. I don't blame you guys. I don't blame you guys at all. After all, I had huge plans I was going to win the Happenstance crown. I planned on acting like a real king because apparently winning a crown means you have to act like a royal authority and pretend that you are an obnoxious ruler. I bought a robe from the thrift store to go along with the crown and scepter. I had a whole catchphrase figure out to go along with my King persona. It was like, "All Hail King Blazenwing!" or, "Bow Down to Lord Blaze!" I was even going to get scrubs from the developmental fed EW to pretend to be my loyal subjects. Now the Haters hate me even more and that's not cool!
Jay turns to Nael and says, "Haters gonna hate, am I right?!" in which Nael just shakes her head.
Jay Blazenwing: And let's not forget that we missed out on a much anticipated dream match: "Jay Blazenwing versus Sabrina Scott for the BWF World Championship!"
Jay says this dramatically while Nael claps at the sound of that.
Jay Blazenwing: Man that match would have been awesome. That would have been the greatest match in BWF history. That match would have been epic...but sadly, we're not going to see it and sadly Sabrina Scott is going to face that neanderthal for her championship instead of her biggest competition which is ME! And it all thanks to one person...Destiny Figgins
The crowd cheers when Jay says his former partner and Nael looks on in disgust.
Jay Blazenwing:Oh I'm glad that you guys are cheering now. Cheering for the fact that I did each and everyone of you a favour. Preventing Destiny Figgins from becoming the Happenstance Queen. Because let's face it people, it's 2016, Destiny Figgins is way past her prime. Nobody cares about Destiny Figgins anymore. Do you care about Destiny Figgins, Nael?
Nael shakes her head and smirks.
Jay Blazenwing: Destiny may have relatives associated to this company like me, but everyone knows that unlike yours truly, Destiny won't live up to her family name or even surpassed her brother's legacy. Destiny is a career tag-team wrestler that will never amount to anything without Alison or me. But do you know who will soar to the top like a phoenix?!
Nael groans at that corny line.
Jay Blazenwing: ME! Not only will I carry my brother's legacy, I will surpass him! Matter of fact, when you think of BLAZENWING Wrestling Federation..you people will think of ME! Destiny and Alison has been holding me back. Matter of fact, everyone here has been holding me back and I'm sick of it! I know for a damn fact that I'm better than those scrubs in the back and it's about time that you people recognize my greatness. I don't need anyone and honestly...I don't need any of the so called "fans" support. All I need is Me, Myself, And I
Nael coughs.
Jay Blazenwing: And of course Nael, the only one that is looking out for my best interest. The rest of yall can screw yourself. Like a phoenix... I will rise to the top....I WILL RISE while my foes shall BURN!
Jay Blazenwing does the Mr. Universe pose once again as the crowd showers him with boos while Nael seems impressed with Jay's promo.
Danny Hall Vs. Allen Chaney Vs. Jay Blazenwing
Blazenwing was still in the ring and watched as Hall and Chaney locked up. Hall tried to open with quick attacks and blows to Chaney but was tossed into the corner. Chaney hit a series of bionic elbows and then delivered a hard clothesline. Chaney turned around and hit Blazenwing with a bionic elbow. Chaney turned and charged at Hall and hit a corner senton as Hall was seated. Chaney pulled Hall up to his feet and looked for the Set Up (Double Arm DDT) but Hall pushed him away. Blazenwing hit Hall with a discus clothesline. Blazenwing grabbed Chaney and hit a belly to back suplex. The match continued on with each competitor getting some offense in. It turned as Chaney took control and tossed Blazenwing to the floor through the ropes after a big powerslam. Chaney hit Hall with The Punchline (Package Piledriver). Blazenwing came out of nowhere and hit Chaney with The Full Effect (Superkick) and dove on Hall for a cover and won.
WINNER: Jay Blazenwing, via pinfall 9:33
Nael clapped as Blazenwing celebrated, pleased with himself for stealing the match. Chaney tried reaching for him as he re-entered the ring but Blazenwing jumped out to Nael and they left up the ramp.
There's Always Time For Kitties
The camera shifts backstage, where we see Emily Corlen in her ring gear, looking quite nervous as she stares up at the clock. She paces back and forth for a moment before her cell phone rings, to the tune of the My Little Pony theme, garnering a laugh from the audience. Em answers the phone without even looking at the name; it appears she was expecting this call.
Emily Corlen: Hey! Um... not to rush you or anything, but... wheeeeere the heck are you? We're on in, like, five minutes!
A pause as the person on the other side of the call replies.
Emily Corlen: Um, h-hang on. I think we might have a bad connection. It sounded like you said you stopped at Bed, Bath and Beyond.
Emily chuckles - but that chuckle is short-lived as her eyes widen.
Emily Corlen: Wh... I DON'T CARE IF THEY HAD A SALE ON BUBBLE BATH!
The crowd laughs.
Emily Corlen: In case you forgot, we are WRESTLING tonight. And not just anybody - two big, bad scary cats.
Another pause.
Emily Corlen: NO YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO SWING BY PETCO BEFORE YOU GET HERE!
Another laugh from the audience.
Emily Corlen: ALLSTATE ARENA. NOOOOOW.
Emily hangs up the phone and covers her forehead.
Emily Corlen: Jesus christ. I haven't had this much of a headache since the last time I tried to get a point across to Matt Stone.
The crowd laughs again as Emily sighs loudly, glances up at the clock again, and heads off toward the gorilla position as Havok fades to commercial.
Emily Corlen & Mystery Partner Vs. PhoeniCyde
Emily Corlen entered alone to her music with Phoenix and BioCyde already in the ring. She seemed more than a little agitated as her mysterious partner had yet to show up. She gruffly told the ref to start the match and that her partner 'would be here soon enough'. The match started with Phoenix and Emily in the ring with the two immediately starting with some stiff striking before Emily shuts Phoenix down with a hard shoulder block to knock him off his feet. Phoenix gets back to his feet and immediately tags BioCyde and then the two work together to toss Emily into the corner and beat on her. BioCyde then plants her with a hard power slam, the numbers game having gained them control of the match for the moment.
Nick Webb: I don't think this is what Emily had in mind when she went to the Wyatts for this match.
Rayne: They may not win a lot these days, but our longtime fans will remember that Phoenix and BioCyde are multiple-time BWF Tag Team Champions. A victory over a major star like Emily Corlen could be just what they need to get back into the title hunt after all these years!
Nick Webb: Not to mention... hang on, what's going on there?
While BioCyde worked over Emily with a few stomps, a blonde woman in a light blue sun dress hopped over the barricade and explained herself politely to security before moving to sit on the ring apron in Emily's corner, putting her brightly colored purse on the ring steps and kicking off a pair of sandals. Emily immediately started fighting back against BioCyde to work for the tag but BioCyde cut her off with a spine buster and tagged in Phoenix. The new woman calmly watched with an impassive smile on her face, still sitting on the ring apron and clapping her hands lightly to encourage the fans to cheer on Emily.
Rayne: I... think Emily's partner is here?
Nick Webb: Not exactly what I was expecting from the Emerald Phoenix. Who is that?
Rayne: I have no idea.
Phoenix seemed a bit distracted by Emily's partner, who for all intents and purposes looked as if a fan had come to sit on the ring for a better view, and in that moment's distraction Emily speared Phoenix in the back and moved to tag the other blonde. Emily clearly saying 'it's about damn time.' to her as the still seated woman accepted the tag and then stood. Upon standing next to Emily as she entered the ring it became clear that she was actually a bit taller then the veteran competitor, even in bare feet as she was.
Nick Webb: Well, she's a bit taller than Emily. But can she fight?
Rayne: It's Emily Corlen. Would she have picked her as a partner if she couldn't?
Nick Webb: This IS the same woman who held the REBEL Pro Tag Team Titles with Justin Case.
Rayne: ......point made.
The calm woman then walked over to Phoenix, giving him a calm and friendly smile, and then proceeded to stagger the brute with a stiff elbow to the face. Moving to grab onto his waist from behind she then hit him with a very snappy German suplex and held on to mimic Emily's Rolling Thunder multiple Germans. She suplexed him viciously 3 times with the last being a big release German that sent the man flying halfway across the ring and crumpling in his team's corner. Emily looked pleased as she took her place in the corner and the other woman looked to her with a laughing gesture that roughly suggested 'got him pretty far on that one' Phoenix meanwhile tagged BioCyde and rolled out of the ring in a daze. BioCyde took advantage of the new girl looking toward Emily to hit her in the side of the head with a big forearm. She fell to her knees from the blow but immediately stood back up, rolling her neck before grabbing BioCyde in a big exploder suplex and then dropping a knee stiffly on this throat once he was down.
Nick Webb: That almost worked!
Rayne: Keyword: almost! HA!
As he writhed in pain she gestured to Emily and did a vague motion suggesting a move they had planned. Emily walked in, ignoring the Ref's protests, and dragged BioCyde to his feet, irish whipping him to the ropes and lifting him in a flapjack position. As Emily dropped him the new girl snapped his head back with a forceful European uppercut, and then casually stood on his chest for the 3 count as Emily kicked Phoenix off of the apron while he was trying to climb back into the ring.
WINNERS: Emily Corlen & her new partner, via pinfall [9:37]
Emily held up the hand of the woman in the blue dress as she waved to the crowd with her other hand. Then Emily continued to celebrate for a moment longer while her partner collected her sandals and purse.
Nick Webb: I'd say this was one of the stranger things we've seen here in BWF... but this IS the company where a man wrestled a stuffed toy.
Rayne: CAN WE PLEASE STOP BRINGING THAT UP?!
Jacob Figgins Vs. Kurt Hullum
Figgins and Hullum locked up in the center of the ring and Figgins opened with hard chops to the chest of Hullum. Hullum was backed into the ropes and hit with a back elbow to the face. Figgins looked for a DDT but was backdropped over the top ropes and to the floor. Hullum rolled after him and the two battled ringside before Hullum bounced Figgins face first off the steel steps and rolled him into the ring. Hullum climbed in and met Figgins as he stood. Hullum ducked a clothesline and delivered the Crash Landing (Snapmare Driver). He pulled Figgins back to his feet and sent him into the ropes. Figgins hit the Hello Kitty Doom Doom Train (Springboard back elbow with Hello Kitty elbow pad). Figgins started to pull Hullum up and Hullum pushed away. Hullum set up for Kurtain Kall (Hangman’s Faceplant) but Figgins countered with a small package for a shocking win.
WINNER: Jacob Figgins, via pinfall 8:21
Kurt grabs a mic after and loudly exclaims that Jacob's win was a fluke, to which Figgins replies "Then you wouldn't mind proving it at Danger Zone? And while you're at it, let's put that briefcase of yours on the line." A little taunting back and forth before finally, Kurt angrily agrees to the terms, while Rayne and Webb discuss how Kurt might have just made a fatal mistake as Money in the Bank holder.
Six-Man Tornado Tag Team Match
Da Bomb & The 323 Vs. F.M. Young & Queen’s Soldiers
Everyone was in the ring for the match and it didn’t take long for a massive brawl to kick off. Young and Da Bomb fought and it spilled to the outside of the ring. Young and Da Bomb tackled each other over the barricade and into the crowd. The referee leaned through the ropes to yell at the ladies which allowed Torres to hit Erwin with the Chimuelo (Superman Punch) while wearing a pair of brass knuckles. He tossed them to the floor as Erwin dropped hard. Damien turned his attention to his brother and was hit from behind by Perez. Perez grabbed Damien and they delivered the Gun Shot (Wheelbarrow by Perez into a running kick to the head by Torres, followed by a sit-down facebuster) and picked up the win.
WINNERS: Da Bomb & The 323, via pinfall 7:19
Nessa Wall Vs Fenryr Wulfsson
Fenryr took control of the match early on with hard blows to Wall and took his time driving his knees into her gut and landing hard blows to the head. Fenryr got a two count after connecting with a backbreaker and looked for a pin. Wall was able to slip away from Fenryr and started to hit him with kick quicks to try and off balance him. She connected with a dropkick to the knees that took him to the mat. Wall pulled Fenryr up and he connected with a headbutt. He looked for a belly to back suplex but Wall countered with a back elbow. She twisted and dropped Fenryr with a DDT. Wall was in position and jumped up in the corner and connected with a moonsault and covered for two. Wall got the crowd behind her as she clapped and Fenryr started to stand. He sat up and was hit with the Truth Hurts (Running Enziguri to the Chest of a Dazed/Seated Opponent). Wall hit the ropes and looked for Kissy, Kissy (Shining Wizard) but Fenryr jumped up and hit the Maul (Double Axe Handle). Wall staggered to her feet and was hit with Hel Road (Double Underhook Powerbomb), allowing Fenryr to cover for the win.
WINNER: Fenryr Wulfsson, via pinfall 10:55
Fenryr grabbed Wall after the match and delivered a second Hel Road as the fans booed. The referee yelled at Fenryr to stop as he pulled her up again and delivered a third Hel Road and security ran down to keep the two apart. Fenryr then proclaims that, come Danger Zone, the King invites one and all to witness Sabrina Scott's very own "Red Wedding" live and in person.
Spyke Gein Vs. Sabrina Scott
Scott watched on as Wall was helped to the back and was shaken at the actions of Fenryr and it allowed Gein to gain the upperhand early. Scott shook it off and ducked under a clothesline before hitting Gein with a step up enziguri. Scott covered for a quick two before Gein kicked out. Gein was sent into the ropes and he came running back with the Fitzsimmons Pride (Muay Thai jumping knee strike to the face). He looked for a backslide pin and got two as Scott kicked out. Gein was hit with a drop toe hold and hung up on the second ropes. Scott ran the ropes and connected with the Blue Light Special (619). Gein climbed to his feet and Scott springboarded in and hit the Seeing Stars (Springboard Colliding Headbutt). Both were stunned and Scott pulled Gein down with a small package and Gein kicked out. Gein climbed to his feet and was taken down with a DDT. Scott looked for the Alley Oop (Lionsault) but Gein rolled out of the way and Scott landed on her feet. Gein was up quickly and hit her with the 360 No-Scope! (Jumping corkscrew roundhouse kick to the face) and covered for a win!
WINNER: Spyke Gein, via pinfall 13:14
Gein celebrated as Rayne and Webb talked about Gein now being able to pick his championship shot at Danger Zone. Gein jumped onto the second turnbuckle and then out of the ring as Scott watched on. Rayne pointed out that Scott’s head must have been elsewhere tonight and we fade away.
© Blazenwing Wrestling Federation 2016
Quick Results:
Jay Blazenwing def. Danny Hall and Allen Chaney
Emily Corlen/Mystery Partner def. PhoeniCyde
Jacob Figgins def. Kurt Hullum
Da Bomb & The 323 def. F.M. Young & Queen’s Soldiers
Fenryr Wulfsson def. Nessa Wall
Spyke Gein def. Sabrina Scott
Jay Blazenwing def. Danny Hall and Allen Chaney
Emily Corlen/Mystery Partner def. PhoeniCyde
Jacob Figgins def. Kurt Hullum
Da Bomb & The 323 def. F.M. Young & Queen’s Soldiers
Fenryr Wulfsson def. Nessa Wall
Spyke Gein def. Sabrina Scott