Post by Gabe Shelley on Jul 4, 2015 0:53:12 GMT -6
Vertigo - June 26, 2015
A video package opens the show to the official Vertigo theme that centered around Hellbound and the history of the match. Flashes of previous winners are shown before getting flashes of the five competitors competing in the match tonight. The scene switches to shots of the Honor Club and 27 Club over the past couple weeks before we see the Forgotten and T.K.O. brawling. Shots of Kurt Hullum winning the Sovereign Championship are shown before Fenryr Wulfsson is seen tearing through competitors and defeating Kaito Hirano last month. The rivalry of Elena Simonova and Zoe Cooper can be seen as the shot of them fighting focuses on the loser leaving the BWF. We get one final shot of Brianna Park defeating X to become the BWF World Champion as flashes of AJ Adams and Allen Chaney fighting overlay on it before we see Jonathan Fhenix inserting himself with a Tragic Hero on X, standing on the ramp and then laughing as we fade into the show, pyro going off and cutting ringside.
Nick Webb: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Vertigo 2015! We’re LIVE from the Air Canada Centre in Toronto!
Rayne: Do they know there’s a typo on the sign out front? They spelled “center” wrong!
Nick Webb: Toronto set to be home to the tenth Hellbound match! The BWF World Championship will be on the line as Park defends against Jonathan Fhenix. X, Allen Chaney, and AJ Adams. Only AJ Adams has ever competed in a Hellbound match, this being his fourth time entering the structure. AJ Adams was the eighth conqueror of Hellbound and knows what it takes to win.
Rayne: I wouldn’t count out Allen Chaney or any of the other competitors though. You know Allen is going to look to eliminate AJ early on.
Nick Webb: Same thing for X and Fhenix. They’ll be looking to tear each other apart in this match. That leaves the current BWF World Champion Brianna Park as the wild card to all of this. Before we get into the action I do have the unfortunate job of announcing that Emily Corlen will be unable to be present despite reports that she was going to be in attendance tonight. She was advised against flying per her doctors due to her pegnacy.
Danny Hall quickly started to trash talk Da Bomb as she held “Danny” the skunk in her hands and walked around the ring. Da Bomb tossed “Danny” at Hall and he caught it. He spiked it on the mat and was hit with a front dropkick from Da Bomb. He was launched into the corner and bounced off it hard. Da Bomb rose and hit Hall with a snapmare in the middle of the ring. She went off the ropes and kicked Hall in the chest. He rolled to his feet and caught Da Bomb with a clothesline as she charged at him once again. He started to stomp onto Da Bomb before lifting her to her feet. Hall lifted Da Bomb into a suplex and dropped her in the middle of the ring with a brainbuster and rolled into a cover. One… two and a kickout. Da Bomb got to her feet and landed a kick to the gut of Hall as she grabbed “Danny” and helped the skunk suplex Hall.
Rayne: Did Da Bomb and that skunk just double suplex Danny? BAHAHA!
Nick Webb: Why doesn’t Danny just toss Da Bomb out of the ring and pin the skunk? It’s a legal competitor.
Da Bomb put “Danny” in the corner on the mat before going back to lift Hall to his feet. Hall whipped Da Bomb off the ropes and charged at her, hitting a running kitchen sink. He pulled her back up to her feet and started to set up for a powerbomb. He looked for a corner powerbomb but Da Bomb was able to flip backwards to her feet. She jumped up and connected with a tornado DDT. She rolled Hall into a cover. One… two.. kickout. Hall used the ropes to get to his feet and Da Bomb was there and hit him with the Bewm (Reverse Stunner) but Hall hit the mat and rolled out of the ring. Da Bomb took a few seconds to catch her breath before going after Hall. She went to grab him but he speared her into the apron and rolled her into the ring. Hall lifted Da Bomb up and looked for the Hallway to Hell but Da Bomb struggled free and hit a second Bewm. Da Bomb fell to the mat with Hall and she crawled desperately over to the corner and grabbed the skunk and tried to toss it onto Hall but missed. She stood as if nothing was wrong and walked over to the skunk and grabbed him and fell back to the mat and “struggled” to lift herself and tossed the skunk and it landed perfectly on Hall as she verbally said “yes” as if she were impressed. The referee dropped and made the count. One… two… three!
WINNERS: “Danny Hall” and Da Bomb, via pinfall 9:19
Da Bomb grabbed “Danny” and celebrated as if it was the biggest win ever and pretending to be out of breath. She lifted the paw of “Danny” before rolling out of the ring with him.
Rayne: Did that really just happen?
Nick Webb: I’m not sure.
Nael accompanied Phantom and Dagger to the ring and held both of the Tag Team Titles as T.K.O. made their entrance. Dagger and Omen IV were set to start things for their teams as the bell sounded. Omen quickly opened things with a step-up enziguri attempt but Dagger ducked the incoming kick. Dagger held onto the boot in her gut and flipped Omen backwards and he did a backflip and landed on his feet. He ducked an incoming clothesline as Dagger charged. Omen hit the ropes and springboarded off them, turning and rocking Dagger with a hard boot to the head. Omen tagged out to Jackson and she jumped into the ring and grabbed Dagger as she stood. T.K.O. whipped Dagger into the ropes and hit a double flapjack. Jackson rolled Dagger into a cover. One… kickout just before two. Dagger rolled to her feet and Jackson quickly locked up with her. Dagger rocked Jackson with a hard headbutt that staggered them both. Dagger staggered and made the tag to Phantom. Phantom climbed into the ring and hit the ropes fast, coming back with a shoulder block. Jackson hit the mat and rolled back up and ducked under a clothesline and caught Phantom with a neckbreaker. Jackson tagged out to Omen and they pulled Phantom to his feet. They started to lift him for a double suplex but Phantom kicked his feet and was able to swing backwards and hit a double DDT. Phantom pulled himself to his feet and kicked Jackson out of the ring and she fell to the floor hard. Omen started to stand and delivered a forearm to Phantom as he turned. Omen tried to whip Phantom into the corner but Phantom reversed it. He charged after the cornered Omen and delivered the Sine Gloria (Running boot to cornered opponent). Phantom tagged to Dagger and pulled Omen out of the corner.
Rayne: The champions smell blood.
Nick Webb: Things aren’t looking good for Omen right now.
Dagger grabbed Omen and looked for the Beyond the Wall of Sleep (Asai DDT Setup into double knee backbreaker) but Omen pushed her away. He hit Phantom with a jumping headscissors takedown. He turned back into Dagger who was ready with a hard right hand. Omen returned with a kick to the gut and hit the ropes, coming back with a springboard backflip into an inverted DDT. Omen crawled to his corner and made a tag to an awaiting Jackson. Jackson hit the ropes as Dagger stood and caught her with a running dropkick. Dagger rolled to her feet and walked into a drop toe hold that hung her up on the ropes. Jackson looked for the Bloodline (619) and connected. She dove onto Dagger for a pin. One… two.. kickout! Jackson couldn’t believe it and pulled Dagger back to her feet before hitting her with a scoop slam. Jackson climbed the ropes and looked for the Suicide Attack (Swanton Bomb) but Phantom ran over on the apron and pushed her off and Jackson crashed to the mat. Phantom was itching for a tag and Dagger made it and he quickly jumped to the top ropes. He dove and connected with the Psychlotrode X (Corkscrew 630 Splash). He rolled into a cover as Dagger jumped onto Omen trying to enter the ring. One… two… three!
WINNERS AND STILL BWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: The Forgotten, via pinfall 15:42
Nael nodded on the outside in approval and climbed into the ring with the tag titles on her shoulders. She handed one to each member of the Forgotten as the celebrated in the ring.
Hot Cross Buns
We open, believe it or not, in a kitchen somewhere in the arena. Standing there in a bright orange “Kiss The Chef” outfit, complete with chef’s hat, is “The Kumquat Kid” Ryan Lewis. Ryan has a folding table set up with various rolls, from Kaiser rolls, to New England style rolls, even hot dog and potato rolls. Ryan gives us a look that we’re not sure is serious or more of that Kumquatian sarcasm.
Kumquat Kid: It just had to come to this, didn’t it Johnny Maverickface? We could have been best friends, taken on the world, had our own Friends or even Perfect Strangers style sitcom theme song together, but no, we are on a much different path, now aren’t we? All I ever tried to do was protect you Johnny Bravo, from yourself, and the allergies that come with you and your love of baked goods. Think about that, a lesser man with a much smaller heart would have let you die years ago from your own undoing, but not I. I loved you Johnny, like a brother. Ok, so not like a brother, but at least like a cousin. Ok, second cousin, but you get the point.
Kumquat Kid: I am setting the table for you, John John The Leprechaun, because you need to be taught a lesson in decency, a lesson in friendship, a lesson in tough love through the dangers of gluten and yeast, two of the many ingredients that have turned you into a monster. I’m not one for using fire with fire, because, well, that just makes more fire, and even though Billy Joel said we didn’t start it, I’m not buying it for one second from a guy who actually wrote a song about Allentown, Pennsylvania. I mean, come on Billy J, there’s a million or more towns in the USA and you pick that one? Aaargh you make me so mad, Piano Man, er I mean Johnny Maverickhead!
The crowd laughs as we hear the ding of a timer.
Kumquat Kid: Ah yes, the coup de grace is done. Now remember, Johnny, this is for your own good. Try not to eat the television monitor.
Ryan puts on an equally bright orange oven mitt and pulls out a tray of Pillsbury crescent rolls, placing them on top of the oven.
Kumquat Kid: That’s right, Mav The Muffin Man who lives, um, somewhere, I’m bringing out the big guns! Even the Pillsbury Dough Boy is mad at you, and you two have been best friends for years! Well tonight, it’s all over for you, man, because while my homeboy P-Diddy Dough Boy kicks you square in the junk drawer, I’m going to put you through a table, for the love of America, baseball, kumquat pie, and most of all so you know above all else..
Ryan takes a crescent roll from the tray.
Kumquat Kid: They want you to take the rolls. VIVA LA KUMQUAT!
Ryan takes a bite, trying to look all dangerous, when he suddenly realizes..
Kumquat Kid: HOT, HOT HOT! WHY DIDN’T SOME RANDOM STRANGER TELL ME THESE ARE STILL HOT?
Ryan darts off in search of a cold drink as we pan back to the table of rolls before fading away.
Pingleton was ringside for Kash as she got herself ready for the upcoming back. Silver handed off the International Title to the referee who held it up high and called for the bell. Silver and Kash locked up and Silver was able to wrestle her to the mat with a side headlock takedown. Silver drove fists into her head before Kash was able to break free. She rolled to her feet and caught Silver with a monkey flip as he stood. Silver rolled back to his feet and walked right into a hard bitch slap that echoed throughout the arena as the fans “ooh’ed”. Kash raked the eyes of Silver and got a quick warning from the referee. She pushed Silver throat first onto the second ropes and drove her knee into his head and choked him. The referee forced a break after a four count and Kash turned the conversation as Pingleton jumped up and started to pull the head of Silver to continue to choke him. He finally let go as the fans booed and Kash smiled, walking over to Silver, and pulled him to his feet. Kash set Silver up and hit the Buyout (Implant DDT). She rolled Silver into a cover attempt. One… two and kickout. Silver crawled to his feet and grabbed Kash. He hit her with a quick forearm and sent her into the ropes. He looked for a clothesline but she ducked it and kept running the ropes. She looked for a clothesline of her own but Silver ducked it. She turned and was popped with a snap kick to the gut. Silver took a step backwards and rocked Kash with a superkick and rolled her into a cover. One… two.. kickout.
Nick Webb: Nice back and forth here but Pingleton may be the difference maker here tonight. He’s already shown that he and Kash will do anything to win the International Championship.
Rayne: Because the referee is a buffoon.
Silver pulled Kash to her feet and hit her with a back elbow before sending her into the corner. Silver charged and ran into a big boot from Kash. She charged as Silver stumbled and turned back towards her but was caught with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. He lifted Kash right back up and hit a belly to back suplex. Silver rolled to his feet and leaned against the ropes and begged Kash to get up. Pingleton reached in and held onto the foot of Silver and the referee forced him to break and tossed him from ringside! The fans cheered as Kash and Pingleton were in shock. Kash yelled at the referee and turned into Silver trying to lift her for the Silver Rush (Fireman’s Carry into Cutter) but Kash was able to flow behind him. She jumped and connected with the Kash Out (Backstabber). She rolled Silver into a cover. One… two.. kickout! Kash couldn’t believe it and she started to measure up Silver as a “HEY!” echoed throughout the arena from a female voice. The crowd turned and we saw F.M. Young in the crowd with a megaphone shouting at Kash. She called her a coward and a bitch as the crowd cheered. Kash threw a tantrum in the ring and told Young to come to the ring. Silver spun Kash around and hit her with the Silver Rush and covered. One… two… three!
WINNER AND STILL INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION: Alex Silver, via pinfall 14:10
Young jumped up and down in the crowd, getting payback from Breakthrough. Silver turned and was handed the title as he stood and threw it over his shoulder and smiled.
Maverick was speaking to the referee as Lewis made his way to the ring with his “posse” of TBG, Dunk, and Little Quat. Maverick demanded that Lewis “be checked” over to make sure he wasn’t hiding anything. Maverick rolled out of the ring as the referee was focused on Lewis and kicked the steel steps off their set up and fell to the floor, pretending to be hurt. The referee turned around and saw Maverick down and threw the Kumquat Posse out from ringside.
Rayne: Genius!
Nick Webb: Johnny just pretended to be attacked by Kumquat Kid’s buddies and got them thrown out.
Maverick climbed to his feet and rolled into the ring as the bell sounded. Lewis quickly grabbed Maverick and hit a few kicks to the sides. Maverick tackled Lewis to the mat and they rolled around with Maverick landing on top. He turned Lewis over and locked in a wristlock and threw forearms into the back of Lewis’ head. Maverick pulled Lewis to his feet and tossed him into a corner. Maverick unloaded with hard kicks and punches to the Kumquat Kid. He took a few steps backwards and charged, driving an elbow into the side of the head of Lewis. Maverick pulled Lewis to the center of the ring and delivered a powerbomb. He rolled out of the ring and looked under the ring and found a table, sliding it into the ring. He followed and Lewis started to get to his feet. Maverick charged and ran into a hard right hand. Lewis hit a spinning heel kick and Maverick hit the mat. Lewis pulled him back to his feet and scoop slammed Maverick onto the table. Lewis hit the ropes and rolled, hitting Maverick with the Rolling Kumquats (Rolling Thunder). Lewis rolled Maverick off the table and pulled it to the center of the ring and started to set it up. Maverick got to his feet and charged, hitting the Tony Jaa (Muay Thai Jumping Knee Strike). Lewis fell to the mat hard and Maverick started to pull him up to his feet. Maverick looked for a German suplex through the table but Lewis grabbed the ropes to stop the move. Maverick spun and kicked Lewis in the gut and looked for a powerbomb but Lewis flipped behind Maverick. Maverick turned and looked for the OF!MF! (Running Shotei) but Lewis moved and Maverick hit the referee by accident. Maverick turned and grabbed Lewis and hit the Welcome to DC (Reverse GTS). Maverick looked at the referee and shrugged and grabbed the table, dragging it to the corner and set it up leaning against it. He put Lewis against the table and took a few steps backwards. Out of nowhere Maverick was superkicked by Triad who had slipped into the ring. Spykeman appeared and pulled Lewis out of harms way. Triad pulled Maverick up and lifted him, sending him through the table with a powerbomb!
Nick Webb: Triad and Spykeman just saved Kumquat Kid!
Spykeman rolled Lewis back into the ring as he and Triad jumped into the crowd and vanished towards the back. The referee started to come to and saw Maverick laying in the rubble of the table and called for the match.
WINNER: Ryan Lewis, via KO 16:42
Rayne: This is a travesty!
The Kumquat Posse rushes to the ring in celebration and pull Lewis out of the ring and carried him to the back.
Nick Webb: Looks like karma just bit Johnny on the ass.
Set-Up
We find Allen Chaney in the makeshift BWF Hall of Fame (We're the wrestling Hall of Fame that has an actual PHYSICAL Hall of Fame) that sits in the backstage area of arenas, looking over a display about the first ever Hellbound match. He....oddly enough has a PWA Tag Title over one of his shoulders, but we won't talk about that.
Allen Chaney: I've done a lot of shit that's pretty much sure to land me in Hell if it exists.
Allen touches a piece of the cage from the first Hellbound match.
Allen Chaney: I curbstomped Jake Norton on steel steps. I very nearly ended AJ Adams career. I sold out to 'Fox News' and joined a stable dedicated to spreading their message to wrestling fans because they offered me a frankly ABSURD amount of money. I have gotten a lot of enjoyment out of causing pain to my fellow man.
Allen looks down at his hands.
Allen Chaney: And instead of feeling remorse....I'm eager for the chance to do something even worse.
Allen balls his hands into fists and smirks.
Allen Chaney: Jonathan Fhenix is here to beg for David Blazenwing's attention like a scorned lover. AJ Adams is here because he still thinks he still has some measure of vengeance to take from me. X is here because....honestly I have no clue. He seems to think he is better than the BWF and the World Title doesn't matter so frankly he can cut of his dick, shove it up his ass, and go fuck himself. That leaves Brianna and I....the two people who DESERVE to be fighting for this title. I don't dislike Brianna and I wish her the best of luck when I take my title back from her.
Allen shrugs.
Allen Chaney: We are all going to Hell and I am the pudgy Devil. I've been using that Watchmen logo as my calling card for awhile but for the first time a quote from the actual comic seems very appropriate... because at Hellbound I won't be locked in a cage with all of you....you will all be locked in a cage with me. Set-up. Punchline.
Allen takes one last look at the piece of cage before walking away.
There was a lot of tension in the ring as the six competitors were ready to battle and the referee spoke to the teams, forcing members out. The bell sounded and we were left with Hirano and Scene to start things off. Scene dodged a running one legged dropkick and pulled Hirano to his feet. She hit with with hard elbows before lifting him for a death valley driver. Hirano struggled and landed on his feet behind her and lifted her, hitting a blue thunder bomb and into a pin. One.. kickout before two. Scene rolled to her feet and caught Hirano with a hard enziguri. She tagged out to Biafra and he entered the ring and started to mount an assault on Hirano. He calculated hard right hands onto Hirano. He pulled Hirano to his feet and Hirano tried to push him away but Biafra came back with the Instant Karma (Rebound Lariat). Biafra rolled into a cover. One… two and a kickout. Biafra pulled Hirano up and and looked for the Quickiller (Spinning Backfist) but Hirano ducked it and delivered a cross arm neckbreaker. Hirano crawled to his corner and tagged in Linette as the fans popped. She came in and charged Biafra and he looked for a clothesline but she ducked it. She looked for a belly to back suplex but Biafra flipped backwards and landed on his feet, turned, and made a tag to Morgan. Morgan came in quick and Linette hit the ropes and looked for a crossbody but she was caught. Morgan dropped to a knee and delivered a backbreaker and held onto Linette. He stood and powered her to his shoulders but Linette turned herself and spiked Morgan with a DDT. Linette started to climb to her feet and Morgan to his. Biafra wanted the tag and Scott was clapping with the crowd for Linette.
Nick Webb: Here we go!
Biafra and Scott get tagged in and they climb in quickly. Biafra drops Scott with a belly to back suplex and she rolls to her feet. He lands a hard kick to the gut of Scott and scrambled as he looked for the Full Moon Special (Jumping Package Piledriver) but Scott spun away. She tried to small package Biafra for a cover. One… two and Biafra was able to shift his weight and move Scott’s shoulders to the mat. One… two.. kickout. Biafra rolled to his feet and Scott was up right after. Scott hit a dropkick onto Biafra that sent him into his corner where Scene tagged herself in. She jumped in and looked for a flying forearm smash as she charged but Scott dodged out of the way. She backed into her corner and tagged in Hirano. Scott springboarded off the ropes and hit the Seeing Stars (Colliding Headbutt) and she rolled out of the ring. Scene fell to a knee and Hirano grabbed the ropes on the corner and screamed as he arched his back and stood. He charged and rocked Scene with the Yoi Yume O (Running Knee to Knelt Opponent). Scott pulled Morgan off the apron and the two started to brawl as Hirano smiled and tagged Linette. Hirano speared Biafra off the apron with a suicide dive and they were both down. Linette entered the ring and waited for Scene to stand and delivered the Super Blinding Colors (Tilt-a-whirl DDT) and covered. One… two… three!
WINNERS AND STILL TRIOS CHAMPIONS: Honor Club, via pinfall 16:31
Hirano rolled into the ring and hugged Linette as Scott soon joined them and they were handed their titles. Biafra shouted at the trio and said they weren’t done. Honor Club rolled out of the ring before 27 Club could retaliate and headed towards the back.
Let There be Light
We open in a dimly lit room, only the moonlight from outside of the arena, along with an exit sign giving us any kind of illumination. Despite the subtle lighting, one thing is unmistakable, the smug face of Jonathan Fhenix, which garners its usual chorus of boos.
Jonathan Fhenix: Tonight many believe a man of my elite status in this industry is finally going to get his. With the rest involved in this chaotic main event, I too will go to hell, but you see BWF, what you all foolishly fail to realize is unlike the rest of the commoners in this match, from pretenders to the throne, to rusty old relics, to fat, out of shape nobodies, and of course, the quintessential epitome of the term flash in the pan, none of them would dare go to hell and back for you, the deprived masses of this company who have been force fed mediocrity as pseudo greatness for years. These men and this one woman, for them, it is all to feed their egos, but for me, oh no, this is about proving what I have said since gracing you all with my presence. You need me to help you BWF, you need me more now than ever.
Jonathan Fhenix: Oh sure, the rest of the participants in this match are going to try to tell you how undeserving I am to be in this thing, perhaps calling me a variety of names I’ve heard before in my travels to try to deter me from my goals, to try to sway you into thinking they know what’s best for you, what’s best for this company, but in truth, they have all failed you. Think about it. X hasn’t done much of merit since 2003, Chaney and AJ Adams never show anything but glimpses of greatness, and our champion is content with knowing I assisted in her becoming champion. Has beens, fads, charlatans, those that don’t have the best interests of you, the parasites who follow this company, or the ideals of the company at large. Thankfully, that’s where I come in.
Fhenix smirks, looking like the cat that ate the canary.
Jonathan Fhenix: Because if there’s one thing I know about you people it’s that despite our differences, despite the fact I wouldn’t want to be near one of you for fear of some inbred disease you’re carrying, I know you respect me. You respect my skills, you respect my class, you respect my dignity, and most of all you respect the fact that when I say I’m going to do something, it will come to pass, as sure as the sun rises and sets, giving way to the moon. You know that unlike the rest of my opponents, you can count on me as a man of the people.
Jonathan Fhenix: Yes, I came here for you, David Slayton, to put you on trial for your years of fooling these people into thinking you were anything but a loser, a villain, and a fraud, but you know, I’m all about being a man of opportunity, so if I can show you how easily I can conquer your chess board, David, while cleansing this dirty old shoe of a wrestling company of the filth that inhabit it, well, that’s a win-win for me now isn’t it?
Fhenix clears his throat.
Jonathan Fhenix: For on this day, the year of your Tragic Hero, June 26th, 2015, Jonathan Fhenix saw your pain, your sadness, your bitter frustration at the mundane, drab, boring individuals who pretend to be professional wrestlers, and with one hand in the air, the other on his heart, he reached up into the skies, took the BWF World Title, and said onto ye masses.
Fhenix pulls a cord on a ceiling light, illuminating the room with a sly grin.
Jonathan Fhenix: Let there be light.
Fhenix claps his hands together, signaling “another day at the office” as he walks away, the focus returning to ringside.
Rune joined Fenryr at ringside for the next match as Hullum handed off the Sovereign Championship. The two men got real close as the referee went over the match with them and they had a few words. The fans seemed to back Hullum as the bell sounded and Fenryr dropped him with a short-arm clothesline. Fenryr pulle Hullum up and the two men locked up. Hullum quickly drove his knee into the gut of his opponent and sent him into the ropes. Fenryr came back and hit a shoulder block on Hullum. Hullum rolled to his feet and they locked back up and tried to overpower each other. It appeared that Hullum was going to gain the upper hand as he forced Fenryr to a knee. Fenryr powered to his feet and pushed Hullum into a corner. Fenryr drove a knee into the gut of Hullum twice and took a few steps back. Hullum took a few steps out of the corner and Fenryr caught him with a Samoan drop and rolled him into a cover. One… two and a kickout. Hullum powered to his feet and grabbed Fenryr. Hullum looked for a neckbreaker but Fenryr spun him around and hit his own swinging neckbreaker. Both men got to their feet and Fenryr looked for a German suplex but Hullum threw two hard elbows to the side of the head of Fenryr to break the hold. Hullum grabbed Fenryr and hit the Crash Landing (Snapmare Driver). He rolled Fenryr into a cover as Rune shouted to kickout. One… two and a kickout. Fenryr pulled himself to his feet and Hullum sent him into the corner. Hullum charged and hit a running forearm and then he pulled Fenryr to the center of the ring. Hullum grabbed Fenryr and delivered the Kurtain Kall (Hangman’s Facebuster) as the fans popped. He rolled Fenryr into a cover. One… two.. kickout! Hullum couldn’t believe it as he sat against the corner.
Nick Webb: Kurt can’t believe that Fenryr kicked out and neither can we.
Rayne: If he stays on him this is over.
Hullum stood and pulled Fenryr to his feet. Fenryr tried to fight back with hard right hands that caught Hullum off guard. Fenryr delivered a hard knee to the gut and lifted Hullum up for the 9-9-9 (Gorilla Press Slam). Fenryr dropped Hullum and seemed fired up again as he went off the ropes and connected with a big splash. Both men got to their feet and Hullum looked for a clothesline but Fenryr ducked and locked him into a full nelson. Hullum struggled and couldn’t break free before Fenryr delivered the Gravedigger (Full Nelson Legsweep Faceplant). Fenryr rolled Hullum into a cover as Rune jumped up and down. One… two.. kickout! Fenryr scratched his head and he looked at the referee. Fenryr pulled Hullum to his feet and hit him with a headbutt. Hullum dropped and connected with a jawbreaker on Fenryr. Hullum started to set up for a belly to belly but Fenryr pushed away. Hullum hit the ropes and came back and walked into a kick to the gut. Fenryr grabbed Hullum and quickly pulled him in and connected with the Hel Road (Double Underhook Powerbomb). Fenryr fell to his knees and then onto Hullum for a cover. One… two.. kickout! Hullum somehow kicked out at the last moment and Fenryr was in shock. He stood and said something to the referee and disagreed with the two count. Fenryr started to pull Hullum up for another Hel Road but Hullum was able to spin away and lift Fenryr up and connect with the California Dreaming (Omega Driver). Hullum fell onto Fenryr as the fans counted along. One… two… three!
WINNER AND STILL BWF SOVEREIGN CHAMPION: Kurt Hullum, via pinfall 19:32
Rune pounded the mat in frustration as Hullum rolled out of the ring to grab his title. Fenryr came to and reached through the ropes and tried to grab him but missed. Hullum smiled and headed towards the back as Fenryr promised it wasn’t over.
History Lesson
Brianna Park walks into the camera frame with the Happenstance crown on her head and the BWF World championship on her shoulder. She clears her throat for a bit before opening her mouth to speak
Brianna Park: First of all, let me say this; X, great match we had there in Havok and you best believe that we tore the house down at that show. As far as I am concerned, the score between us is 1-1. I'm actually looking forward to the tiebreaker between us, X. Also looking forward to facing you as well as the others in the main event later on tonight. Truly I am. Always been a pleasure facing you in the ring. Now that I get that out of the way, let me talk about one of my opponents in the Hellbound match. Let me talk about Jonathan Fhenix.
Brianna Park adjusts her championship a bit.
Brianna Park: I find it funny that this PPV is called Vertigo because I swear I got an extreme case of dizziness after your shitty promo. You only have been here like what… a month and you acting like you run this ship. Acting like your shit doesn’t stink. Tired of me talking about my trials and tribulations? Fine. Let me talk about your favourite subject. Let me talk about you Mr. Fhenix. Let’s get in the mind of the so called mastermind. The truth about you Fhenix is that you’re the biggest attention whore in the wrestling world. You’re a bigger attention whore than me and that says something! It seems like every fed you go to, you like to annoy the fuck out of the fed owners and bitch and moan everytime things doesn’t go your way. I’ve done my research on you. Let’s look at your wrestling background for a sec. You were the 2012 Underground X Sprint Winner and a two time UX Uncensored Champion am I correct? You were poised to be a great superstar there, but then you had backstage problems and left that fed. Translation, you didn’t get what you wanted and instead of doing something productive about it… you took your ball and ran away. Then you went to Eternity Wrestling. You ran your big fat mouth there while forming a tag-team with Souleman called Paragons of Virtues. Funny that the so called mastermind never won a championship there, not even the tag-team championships. I guess you were too busy running your mouth and annoying the piss out of anyone that had the misfortune of listening to you. What’s even more humorous is that Souleman beat the crap out of you at the very last EW’s episode. Can’t blame him. He was tired of your shit. Then you went to CCW and did the same old crap of running your mouth acting like you’re holier than thou before forming an alliance with a former world champion in his own right Tony Drake and that team was called, “Magna Opera.” Hmmm, I don’t know much Latin to be honest, but I do know that Magna Opera means, “Great Work.” And what great work you two did, terrorizing that fed while talking whole bunch of nonsense to the point that the CCW Board got tired of your shit and didn’t succumb to your bullshit demands. Oh it must have hurt when CCW owners didn’t give you what you wanted and you did what Jonathan Fhenix always does when things doesn’t go his way…you took your ball and ran away. Then there’s the Crusade, the project fed of Underground X… a wrestling company you swore yourself that you’ll never go after the last time you were there. Hey class, guess what Fhenix did while he was in there? If you guessed, “opening his mouth and talking whole bunch of nonsense,” then you guessed correct! You formed an alliance called 2 Man Gang with your bitter rival Jack Adams. An alliance you yourself know that it was a throwaway idea from the management to get you to stop bitching about being underutilized. As a tag-team there, you finally won a tag-team gold while admittedly having a great feud with The Pride and The Dead Rabbits. But looking back during that great feud, I couldn’t help but wonder how that feud started. Then it hit me. You egged both tag-teams on and went on to talk about Malika Flores Chen from the Dead Rabbits and Richie Valiant from the Pride personal relationship with each other and it sickened you that while Malika was a tag-team champion, she was also a World champion there and was the only duo champion in Crusade. Ohh you were jealous of her and couldn’t stand the fact that even as a tag-team champion, nobody cared about you and your little rants while all eyes were focused on Malika even after she lost both of her championships. We all know what happened at the Crusade when the fed owner went loco, probably fed up with your constant shit talking. Then you and Jack Adams went to EWS and admittedly had a great Las Vegas Fury tag-team championship reign only to be dethroned by The Takeover. Instead of picking yourself up and trying to get back at The Takeover like real men, you bitched and moaned about your loss..not giving credit to those two guys that defeated you and Adams and eventually 2MG imploded when Jack Adams finally got sick and tired of your shit right before EWS eventually decided to shutdown.
Brianna takes a moment to let her words sink into the viewers.
Brianna Park: So what’s the point of all of this Fhenix? Why am I talking about your past when I should be focusing on the present you might ask. Well the point is Fhenix is that you’ve always been a big shit talker that always takes your ball and run away when things don’t go your way. You’ve always leeched onto others and form an alliance only for the people that your form an alliance with to kick your smarmy ass down the road. You’ve always been a problem for the Board of Directors in every federation you go to and you’ve always been a cancer. You’re no tragic hero. You’re just a tragic story in itself and someone who constantly tries to start a war that he can’t win. Ever since you arrived to BWF, you’ve been calling out a man who’s not even in this company and slandering his name while at the same time forcefully injecting yourself in other people’s business. You begged the Wyatts to treat you like some kind of big deal when in reality you’re just an annoying gnat that needs to be squashed. I got to give you credit because your plan actually worked. You got your big contract signing and your title match. However… this is where it ends. You say that BWF deserves a real champion…well BWF already got one and they are looking at it right now. If I can steal a catchphrase from Triad, another champion here in BWF, in the Hellbound match “Anything Goes” but I do know for one thing, you’re not leaving this PPV with the BWF World Championship. Trust me on that.
Brianna Park then looks at her championship before looking back at the camera.
Brianna Park: And that goes for the other competitors. Allen Chaney, you defeated me once…but it will never happen again. There will be no more punchline coming from you Comedian. Same can be said about you X. I still have a score to settle with you sir. AJ Adams, you had your chance in the spotlight before, but you’re old news now. You’re too focused on your personal vendetta against a fat man who is obsessed with the Watchmen comics. Not saying that beating you will be easy, but I know that I can take you on. Tonight…Brianna Park is going to, “shock the world” like I always have since coming to BWF. I told you all that this is the Era of the Queen B and my empire is just starting. I’m not ready to fall. Not yet. Naega Jael Jal Naga…
Brianna Park smiles brightly.
Brianna Park: I’m the best. Keep talking haters because I love proving you all wrong!
Brianna winks at the camera before leaving the scenery
Nick Webb: I can’t believe that one of these two ladies will be gone from BWF after this match.
Rayne: It isn’t a stretch saying that Zoe and Elena are two of the biggest competitors to step foot in a BWF ring.
There’s a microphone in the ring for the match as the bell sounds to start things. Cooper rushed Simonova and speared her to the mat. Cooper laid into Simonova with hard right hands before getting flipped on her back. Simonova got to her feet and pulled Cooper up with her. Simonova bounced Cooper’s skull off the turnbuckle and then delivered a belly to back suplex. Simonova dropped her knee into the small of the back of Cooper. She locked in a Boston crab on Cooper and sat on her back. Cooper struggled and made it to the ropes to break the hold. Cooper used the ropes to pull herself up and Simonova charged and rocked her with a running double axe handle. Simonova looked for the buzzsaw kick but Cooper ducked it. Cooper tried to lock in the Z Clamp (Dragon Sleeper) but Simonova spun away. Simonova kicked Cooper in the gut and delivered the Vodka Tonic (Canadian Destroyer). Simonova yelled “is this what you want?” at Cooper.
Nick Webb: Oh no…
Rayne: This could be the end of Zoe.
Simonova pulled Cooper into the center of the ring and locked in the Arm of the Kremlin (Haas of Pain). Cooper struggled but there was no escaping the move. Simonova yelled at her to say it. Cooper screamed she quit loudly into the microphone as the fans cheered.
WINNER: Elena Simonova, via submission 9:44
Cooper reached for her pain in severe pain as Simonova just looked down at her and shook her head. She rolled out of the ring and left as the fans started to chant “Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey hey, goodbye” to Cooper.
The Conqueror
The cameras cut to the backstage area with some static on the screen. We get a hard opening to AJ Adams standing in front of a camera with the Vertigo backdrop behind him mixed with Awesome Adams Show logos on it as well. He looks into the camera for a few moments and starts to smirk.
AJ Adams: I know episodes of the Awesome Adams Show have been few and far between but I think it’s safe to say that the past few months for me have been… hectic. I nearly had my career ended, I came back and showed Allen Chaney what a punk he is and earned the right to compete for the World Title, and then had it ripped away from me at the hands of that piece of garbage. I’ve heard the things that Allen had to say and I know he thinks he deserves to be the BWF World Champion. Good joke, Allen. You don’t deserve to touch that belt and I’m going to make sure it doesn’t happen. You’ll never be BWF World Champion as long as I’m around and I plan on being around for a long time. I’ve taken multiple curbstomps over the past few weeks and I’m still kicking. You might want to try to end me but I will not stop.
He rolls his wrists and tilts his head side to side briefly.
AJ Adams: Allen deserves the title just as much as this Jonathan Fhenix does. He’s come in and proved nothing and thinks the world should be handed to him and it’ll be great seeing someone punch him in the mouth. You’re not some savior, you’re not the greatest thing in BWF, and you’re not the next World Champion. Just like I won’t let Allen become champion I know that X won’t let you touch that title either. X is a good guy, I respect him. He’s the type of guy that deserves to carry the championship. He goes out there to do one thing; compete.
AJ Adams: The same with Brianna Park. She wants to go out there and compete, to try and be at the top and right now she is. I have nothing against her but she’s mistaken about me. I’m not here one a personal vendetta against Allen. My goal in BWF has always been the champion, be the best. There’s also something that the four of you don’t understand.
He pauses and takes a deep breath.
AJ Adams: This isn’t just “a match”. This is Hellbound. Your careers are shortened by just stepping into that structure. This is my fourth time stepping into Hell. I’ve conquered Hellbound and so much more. I am the conqueror. I am the next BWF World Champion. Lights out.
AJ puts his hand over the lens as things fade to black.
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Friday, July 24, 2015
The five competitors are locked into the cell as the match is announced and rules are explained. The bell sounded as the crowd roared with cheers. Adams and Chaney quickly started to attack each other while X and Park attacked Fhenix. Chaney hit Adams with a hard bionic elbow and backed him into the corner. Park and X took turns landing blows on Fhenix as the crowd ate it up. Fhenix started to battle back with lefts and rights and tossed Park through the ropes. X grabbed Fhenix and delivered a big German suplex. Chaney dumped Adams over the top rope and to the floor below and followed after him. Park rolled back into the ring and she and X pulled Fhenix to his feet. Fhenix hit X with a hard headbutt and flapjacked Park into the ropes. She staggered and Fhenix looked for a kick but was caught with a snap sidekick to the jaw by Park. Park covered Fhenix. One… two and a kickout. Chaney put Adams onto his shoulder and was set to ram him into the steel cell but Adams struggled and landed behind him. Adams pushed Chaney head first into the cell. Fhenix was to his feet and caught a charging Park with the Stock Market Crash (Sky High). He popped to his feet and looked for the Tragic Hero (RKO) on X but X pushed him away. X grabbed Fhenix and tried to lock in the Straight Jacket (Half nelson/half chickenwing) on Fhenix but he struggled and fought. He was able to slip away and ran off the ropes and caught X with the Sudden Reality (Regal style knee). Fhenix turned and walked into Park as she hit him with a jawbreaker. She grabbed his arm and followed it up with the Seoul Food (Eat Defeat). X dove onto Fhenix for a cover. One… two… three!
ELIMINATED: Jonathan Fhenix
Nick Webb: Fhenix is done!?
Rayne: X is smiling from ear to ear. The numbers game was just too much for Fhenix.
Chaney and Adams had been fighting on the outside of the ring and Chaney tossed Adams into the ringpost shoulder first. X and Park started to exchange lefts and rights as Chaney rolled back into the ring. Park was hit with a hard right hand and staggered and turned into a bionic elbow from Chaney. Chaney followed it with a gutwrench suplex. He popped back to his feet and was grabbed from behind by X. X hit a belly to back suplex on Chaney and rolled to his feet. Adams was back in the ring and was grabbed by Park. Park tried to small package Adams into a pin. One… two. and kickout. Park pulled Adams back up and quickly hit a front dropkick and kipped up. Adams went hard into the corner and Park started to set him up in a tree of woe. Park looked for a running, stalling dropkick on Adams but he sat up. Park missed and Adams came off the top ropes and a big crossbody. Chaney had grabbed X and hit a bionic elbow and a knee to the gut. X staggered away and fell to a knee and rolled to the apron. Fhenix pushed past his referee and jumped onto the apron and hit the Tragic Hero on X as they crashed on the corner of the apron. Fhenix pushed X into the ring and shouted at him as the referee held him back. Chaney looked around and pulled him to his feet and set him up. Chaney grabbed X and delivered the Punchline (Package Piledriver) as the fans booed. Adams grabbed Chaney and hit him with the Last Call (Codebreaker) as he stood up. Park came flying from the top rope and hit a missile dropkick on Adams. Park dove over to X and hooked a leg. One… two… three!
ELIMINATED: X
Nick Webb: We’re down to three!
Rayne: And Fhenix found a way to screw X once again.
Park got to her feet and was grabbed by Adams who was waiting for her. He connected with a northern lights suplex and bridged for a pin. One… two.. and kickout by Park. Adams got to his feet and pulled Park up with him and started to set up for the Legacy Maker (Sister Abigail) but Chaney grabbed him from behind. Chaney pulled Adams away and hit him with a gutwrench powerbomb. Park approached Chaney and connected with a series of lefts and right punches before hitting a spinning back kick. Chaney fell to a knee and Park unloaded with quick kicks to the chest on Chaney. She hit a shining wizard on Chaney and scrambled to his legs. She started to look for the Cry for Kim Il (Figure Four) but Chaney kicked her away as she turned. Chaney got to his feet and caught her with a spinebuster as she charged. Adams charged Chaney and ran into a hard kick to the gut. Chaney followed it up with the Set Up (Double Arm DDT). Adams started to crawl on all fours and Chaney smiled. He hit the ropes and looked for the Heckler Control (Curbstomp) but Adams was able to move just in time. He stood and grabbed Chaney and hit the Last Call (Codebreaker). Park was up and walked right into the Legacy Maker. Adams rolled Chaney into a cover as the crowd counted along. One… two… three!
ELIMINATED: Allen Chaney
Rayne: I don’t believe it!
Nick Webb: Allen was able to end AJ once again with that Heckler Control but AJ knew better this time around and we’re down to the final two. Whomever gets to the top of the cell, climbs the ladder, and pulls down the BWF World Champion will walk out the champ.
Chaney rolled out of the ring in disbelief as the cell door was unlocked. X and Fhenix exit the cell in a few second apart from each other and head to the back and quickly start the brawl into the backstage area. Park and Adams locked up in the ring and Park hit a dropkick. She started to exit the ring but Adams grabs her and pulled her back into the center of the ring. He kicked her in the gut and looked for the Eat It (Fame-Asser) but Park moved out of the way. Adams hit the mat and was pulled up by Park. Park hit a snap suplex and rolled out of the ring. She exited through the door and looked up the cage. She took a deep breath and started to climb the cage slowly. Adams was to his feet and quickly exited the ring and left the cell. He grabbed the cage and started to climb up after Park who had a small head start. Park was to the top and scrambled to set up the ladder on top of the cell. Adams was almost to the top but was quickly stopped as Chaney had started to climb after him and grabbed his foot.
Nick Webb: What is Allen doing!?
Adams tried to shake his foot free and was able to do so. He got to the top of the cell and Chaney was there again and grabbed Adams’ foot. Park started to climb the ladder on the cell, slowly, as to not tip over. Adams was seated on top of the cell and tried to kick Chaney off him and was finally able to do so and Chaney fell about 15 feet to the floor below. Adams tried to quickly turn but the bell sounded as Park had pulled down the title.
WINNER AND STILL BWF WORLD CHAMPION: Brianna Park 34:14
Adams started to hit the top of the cage out of frustration until his knuckles started to bleed. He sat on his knees and watched as Park climbed down the ladder with the title over her shoulder and celebrated. She shrugged half-heartedly at Adams in an apologetic way and she started to climb down the cell. Adams watched on as she got to the bottom and held the title high. Chaney laid on the floor and laughed as he looked at Adams.
Nick Webb: Chaney once again screwed Adams out of the title.
Rayne: And Park retained and conquered the tenth Hellbound match. On top of that she looked impressive tonight!
Park was shown one more time celebrating as we faded to black, logo, black.
© Blazenwing Wrestling Federation 2015
A video package opens the show to the official Vertigo theme that centered around Hellbound and the history of the match. Flashes of previous winners are shown before getting flashes of the five competitors competing in the match tonight. The scene switches to shots of the Honor Club and 27 Club over the past couple weeks before we see the Forgotten and T.K.O. brawling. Shots of Kurt Hullum winning the Sovereign Championship are shown before Fenryr Wulfsson is seen tearing through competitors and defeating Kaito Hirano last month. The rivalry of Elena Simonova and Zoe Cooper can be seen as the shot of them fighting focuses on the loser leaving the BWF. We get one final shot of Brianna Park defeating X to become the BWF World Champion as flashes of AJ Adams and Allen Chaney fighting overlay on it before we see Jonathan Fhenix inserting himself with a Tragic Hero on X, standing on the ramp and then laughing as we fade into the show, pyro going off and cutting ringside.
Nick Webb: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Vertigo 2015! We’re LIVE from the Air Canada Centre in Toronto!
Rayne: Do they know there’s a typo on the sign out front? They spelled “center” wrong!
Nick Webb: Toronto set to be home to the tenth Hellbound match! The BWF World Championship will be on the line as Park defends against Jonathan Fhenix. X, Allen Chaney, and AJ Adams. Only AJ Adams has ever competed in a Hellbound match, this being his fourth time entering the structure. AJ Adams was the eighth conqueror of Hellbound and knows what it takes to win.
Rayne: I wouldn’t count out Allen Chaney or any of the other competitors though. You know Allen is going to look to eliminate AJ early on.
Nick Webb: Same thing for X and Fhenix. They’ll be looking to tear each other apart in this match. That leaves the current BWF World Champion Brianna Park as the wild card to all of this. Before we get into the action I do have the unfortunate job of announcing that Emily Corlen will be unable to be present despite reports that she was going to be in attendance tonight. She was advised against flying per her doctors due to her pegnacy.
Danny Hall quickly started to trash talk Da Bomb as she held “Danny” the skunk in her hands and walked around the ring. Da Bomb tossed “Danny” at Hall and he caught it. He spiked it on the mat and was hit with a front dropkick from Da Bomb. He was launched into the corner and bounced off it hard. Da Bomb rose and hit Hall with a snapmare in the middle of the ring. She went off the ropes and kicked Hall in the chest. He rolled to his feet and caught Da Bomb with a clothesline as she charged at him once again. He started to stomp onto Da Bomb before lifting her to her feet. Hall lifted Da Bomb into a suplex and dropped her in the middle of the ring with a brainbuster and rolled into a cover. One… two and a kickout. Da Bomb got to her feet and landed a kick to the gut of Hall as she grabbed “Danny” and helped the skunk suplex Hall.
Rayne: Did Da Bomb and that skunk just double suplex Danny? BAHAHA!
Nick Webb: Why doesn’t Danny just toss Da Bomb out of the ring and pin the skunk? It’s a legal competitor.
Da Bomb put “Danny” in the corner on the mat before going back to lift Hall to his feet. Hall whipped Da Bomb off the ropes and charged at her, hitting a running kitchen sink. He pulled her back up to her feet and started to set up for a powerbomb. He looked for a corner powerbomb but Da Bomb was able to flip backwards to her feet. She jumped up and connected with a tornado DDT. She rolled Hall into a cover. One… two.. kickout. Hall used the ropes to get to his feet and Da Bomb was there and hit him with the Bewm (Reverse Stunner) but Hall hit the mat and rolled out of the ring. Da Bomb took a few seconds to catch her breath before going after Hall. She went to grab him but he speared her into the apron and rolled her into the ring. Hall lifted Da Bomb up and looked for the Hallway to Hell but Da Bomb struggled free and hit a second Bewm. Da Bomb fell to the mat with Hall and she crawled desperately over to the corner and grabbed the skunk and tried to toss it onto Hall but missed. She stood as if nothing was wrong and walked over to the skunk and grabbed him and fell back to the mat and “struggled” to lift herself and tossed the skunk and it landed perfectly on Hall as she verbally said “yes” as if she were impressed. The referee dropped and made the count. One… two… three!
WINNERS: “Danny Hall” and Da Bomb, via pinfall 9:19
Da Bomb grabbed “Danny” and celebrated as if it was the biggest win ever and pretending to be out of breath. She lifted the paw of “Danny” before rolling out of the ring with him.
Rayne: Did that really just happen?
Nick Webb: I’m not sure.
Nael accompanied Phantom and Dagger to the ring and held both of the Tag Team Titles as T.K.O. made their entrance. Dagger and Omen IV were set to start things for their teams as the bell sounded. Omen quickly opened things with a step-up enziguri attempt but Dagger ducked the incoming kick. Dagger held onto the boot in her gut and flipped Omen backwards and he did a backflip and landed on his feet. He ducked an incoming clothesline as Dagger charged. Omen hit the ropes and springboarded off them, turning and rocking Dagger with a hard boot to the head. Omen tagged out to Jackson and she jumped into the ring and grabbed Dagger as she stood. T.K.O. whipped Dagger into the ropes and hit a double flapjack. Jackson rolled Dagger into a cover. One… kickout just before two. Dagger rolled to her feet and Jackson quickly locked up with her. Dagger rocked Jackson with a hard headbutt that staggered them both. Dagger staggered and made the tag to Phantom. Phantom climbed into the ring and hit the ropes fast, coming back with a shoulder block. Jackson hit the mat and rolled back up and ducked under a clothesline and caught Phantom with a neckbreaker. Jackson tagged out to Omen and they pulled Phantom to his feet. They started to lift him for a double suplex but Phantom kicked his feet and was able to swing backwards and hit a double DDT. Phantom pulled himself to his feet and kicked Jackson out of the ring and she fell to the floor hard. Omen started to stand and delivered a forearm to Phantom as he turned. Omen tried to whip Phantom into the corner but Phantom reversed it. He charged after the cornered Omen and delivered the Sine Gloria (Running boot to cornered opponent). Phantom tagged to Dagger and pulled Omen out of the corner.
Rayne: The champions smell blood.
Nick Webb: Things aren’t looking good for Omen right now.
Dagger grabbed Omen and looked for the Beyond the Wall of Sleep (Asai DDT Setup into double knee backbreaker) but Omen pushed her away. He hit Phantom with a jumping headscissors takedown. He turned back into Dagger who was ready with a hard right hand. Omen returned with a kick to the gut and hit the ropes, coming back with a springboard backflip into an inverted DDT. Omen crawled to his corner and made a tag to an awaiting Jackson. Jackson hit the ropes as Dagger stood and caught her with a running dropkick. Dagger rolled to her feet and walked into a drop toe hold that hung her up on the ropes. Jackson looked for the Bloodline (619) and connected. She dove onto Dagger for a pin. One… two.. kickout! Jackson couldn’t believe it and pulled Dagger back to her feet before hitting her with a scoop slam. Jackson climbed the ropes and looked for the Suicide Attack (Swanton Bomb) but Phantom ran over on the apron and pushed her off and Jackson crashed to the mat. Phantom was itching for a tag and Dagger made it and he quickly jumped to the top ropes. He dove and connected with the Psychlotrode X (Corkscrew 630 Splash). He rolled into a cover as Dagger jumped onto Omen trying to enter the ring. One… two… three!
WINNERS AND STILL BWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: The Forgotten, via pinfall 15:42
Nael nodded on the outside in approval and climbed into the ring with the tag titles on her shoulders. She handed one to each member of the Forgotten as the celebrated in the ring.
Hot Cross Buns
We open, believe it or not, in a kitchen somewhere in the arena. Standing there in a bright orange “Kiss The Chef” outfit, complete with chef’s hat, is “The Kumquat Kid” Ryan Lewis. Ryan has a folding table set up with various rolls, from Kaiser rolls, to New England style rolls, even hot dog and potato rolls. Ryan gives us a look that we’re not sure is serious or more of that Kumquatian sarcasm.
Kumquat Kid: It just had to come to this, didn’t it Johnny Maverickface? We could have been best friends, taken on the world, had our own Friends or even Perfect Strangers style sitcom theme song together, but no, we are on a much different path, now aren’t we? All I ever tried to do was protect you Johnny Bravo, from yourself, and the allergies that come with you and your love of baked goods. Think about that, a lesser man with a much smaller heart would have let you die years ago from your own undoing, but not I. I loved you Johnny, like a brother. Ok, so not like a brother, but at least like a cousin. Ok, second cousin, but you get the point.
Kumquat Kid: I am setting the table for you, John John The Leprechaun, because you need to be taught a lesson in decency, a lesson in friendship, a lesson in tough love through the dangers of gluten and yeast, two of the many ingredients that have turned you into a monster. I’m not one for using fire with fire, because, well, that just makes more fire, and even though Billy Joel said we didn’t start it, I’m not buying it for one second from a guy who actually wrote a song about Allentown, Pennsylvania. I mean, come on Billy J, there’s a million or more towns in the USA and you pick that one? Aaargh you make me so mad, Piano Man, er I mean Johnny Maverickhead!
The crowd laughs as we hear the ding of a timer.
Kumquat Kid: Ah yes, the coup de grace is done. Now remember, Johnny, this is for your own good. Try not to eat the television monitor.
Ryan puts on an equally bright orange oven mitt and pulls out a tray of Pillsbury crescent rolls, placing them on top of the oven.
Kumquat Kid: That’s right, Mav The Muffin Man who lives, um, somewhere, I’m bringing out the big guns! Even the Pillsbury Dough Boy is mad at you, and you two have been best friends for years! Well tonight, it’s all over for you, man, because while my homeboy P-Diddy Dough Boy kicks you square in the junk drawer, I’m going to put you through a table, for the love of America, baseball, kumquat pie, and most of all so you know above all else..
Ryan takes a crescent roll from the tray.
Kumquat Kid: They want you to take the rolls. VIVA LA KUMQUAT!
Ryan takes a bite, trying to look all dangerous, when he suddenly realizes..
Kumquat Kid: HOT, HOT HOT! WHY DIDN’T SOME RANDOM STRANGER TELL ME THESE ARE STILL HOT?
Ryan darts off in search of a cold drink as we pan back to the table of rolls before fading away.
Pingleton was ringside for Kash as she got herself ready for the upcoming back. Silver handed off the International Title to the referee who held it up high and called for the bell. Silver and Kash locked up and Silver was able to wrestle her to the mat with a side headlock takedown. Silver drove fists into her head before Kash was able to break free. She rolled to her feet and caught Silver with a monkey flip as he stood. Silver rolled back to his feet and walked right into a hard bitch slap that echoed throughout the arena as the fans “ooh’ed”. Kash raked the eyes of Silver and got a quick warning from the referee. She pushed Silver throat first onto the second ropes and drove her knee into his head and choked him. The referee forced a break after a four count and Kash turned the conversation as Pingleton jumped up and started to pull the head of Silver to continue to choke him. He finally let go as the fans booed and Kash smiled, walking over to Silver, and pulled him to his feet. Kash set Silver up and hit the Buyout (Implant DDT). She rolled Silver into a cover attempt. One… two and kickout. Silver crawled to his feet and grabbed Kash. He hit her with a quick forearm and sent her into the ropes. He looked for a clothesline but she ducked it and kept running the ropes. She looked for a clothesline of her own but Silver ducked it. She turned and was popped with a snap kick to the gut. Silver took a step backwards and rocked Kash with a superkick and rolled her into a cover. One… two.. kickout.
Nick Webb: Nice back and forth here but Pingleton may be the difference maker here tonight. He’s already shown that he and Kash will do anything to win the International Championship.
Rayne: Because the referee is a buffoon.
Silver pulled Kash to her feet and hit her with a back elbow before sending her into the corner. Silver charged and ran into a big boot from Kash. She charged as Silver stumbled and turned back towards her but was caught with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. He lifted Kash right back up and hit a belly to back suplex. Silver rolled to his feet and leaned against the ropes and begged Kash to get up. Pingleton reached in and held onto the foot of Silver and the referee forced him to break and tossed him from ringside! The fans cheered as Kash and Pingleton were in shock. Kash yelled at the referee and turned into Silver trying to lift her for the Silver Rush (Fireman’s Carry into Cutter) but Kash was able to flow behind him. She jumped and connected with the Kash Out (Backstabber). She rolled Silver into a cover. One… two.. kickout! Kash couldn’t believe it and she started to measure up Silver as a “HEY!” echoed throughout the arena from a female voice. The crowd turned and we saw F.M. Young in the crowd with a megaphone shouting at Kash. She called her a coward and a bitch as the crowd cheered. Kash threw a tantrum in the ring and told Young to come to the ring. Silver spun Kash around and hit her with the Silver Rush and covered. One… two… three!
WINNER AND STILL INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION: Alex Silver, via pinfall 14:10
Young jumped up and down in the crowd, getting payback from Breakthrough. Silver turned and was handed the title as he stood and threw it over his shoulder and smiled.
Maverick was speaking to the referee as Lewis made his way to the ring with his “posse” of TBG, Dunk, and Little Quat. Maverick demanded that Lewis “be checked” over to make sure he wasn’t hiding anything. Maverick rolled out of the ring as the referee was focused on Lewis and kicked the steel steps off their set up and fell to the floor, pretending to be hurt. The referee turned around and saw Maverick down and threw the Kumquat Posse out from ringside.
Rayne: Genius!
Nick Webb: Johnny just pretended to be attacked by Kumquat Kid’s buddies and got them thrown out.
Maverick climbed to his feet and rolled into the ring as the bell sounded. Lewis quickly grabbed Maverick and hit a few kicks to the sides. Maverick tackled Lewis to the mat and they rolled around with Maverick landing on top. He turned Lewis over and locked in a wristlock and threw forearms into the back of Lewis’ head. Maverick pulled Lewis to his feet and tossed him into a corner. Maverick unloaded with hard kicks and punches to the Kumquat Kid. He took a few steps backwards and charged, driving an elbow into the side of the head of Lewis. Maverick pulled Lewis to the center of the ring and delivered a powerbomb. He rolled out of the ring and looked under the ring and found a table, sliding it into the ring. He followed and Lewis started to get to his feet. Maverick charged and ran into a hard right hand. Lewis hit a spinning heel kick and Maverick hit the mat. Lewis pulled him back to his feet and scoop slammed Maverick onto the table. Lewis hit the ropes and rolled, hitting Maverick with the Rolling Kumquats (Rolling Thunder). Lewis rolled Maverick off the table and pulled it to the center of the ring and started to set it up. Maverick got to his feet and charged, hitting the Tony Jaa (Muay Thai Jumping Knee Strike). Lewis fell to the mat hard and Maverick started to pull him up to his feet. Maverick looked for a German suplex through the table but Lewis grabbed the ropes to stop the move. Maverick spun and kicked Lewis in the gut and looked for a powerbomb but Lewis flipped behind Maverick. Maverick turned and looked for the OF!MF! (Running Shotei) but Lewis moved and Maverick hit the referee by accident. Maverick turned and grabbed Lewis and hit the Welcome to DC (Reverse GTS). Maverick looked at the referee and shrugged and grabbed the table, dragging it to the corner and set it up leaning against it. He put Lewis against the table and took a few steps backwards. Out of nowhere Maverick was superkicked by Triad who had slipped into the ring. Spykeman appeared and pulled Lewis out of harms way. Triad pulled Maverick up and lifted him, sending him through the table with a powerbomb!
Nick Webb: Triad and Spykeman just saved Kumquat Kid!
Spykeman rolled Lewis back into the ring as he and Triad jumped into the crowd and vanished towards the back. The referee started to come to and saw Maverick laying in the rubble of the table and called for the match.
WINNER: Ryan Lewis, via KO 16:42
Rayne: This is a travesty!
The Kumquat Posse rushes to the ring in celebration and pull Lewis out of the ring and carried him to the back.
Nick Webb: Looks like karma just bit Johnny on the ass.
Set-Up
We find Allen Chaney in the makeshift BWF Hall of Fame (We're the wrestling Hall of Fame that has an actual PHYSICAL Hall of Fame) that sits in the backstage area of arenas, looking over a display about the first ever Hellbound match. He....oddly enough has a PWA Tag Title over one of his shoulders, but we won't talk about that.
Allen Chaney: I've done a lot of shit that's pretty much sure to land me in Hell if it exists.
Allen touches a piece of the cage from the first Hellbound match.
Allen Chaney: I curbstomped Jake Norton on steel steps. I very nearly ended AJ Adams career. I sold out to 'Fox News' and joined a stable dedicated to spreading their message to wrestling fans because they offered me a frankly ABSURD amount of money. I have gotten a lot of enjoyment out of causing pain to my fellow man.
Allen looks down at his hands.
Allen Chaney: And instead of feeling remorse....I'm eager for the chance to do something even worse.
Allen balls his hands into fists and smirks.
Allen Chaney: Jonathan Fhenix is here to beg for David Blazenwing's attention like a scorned lover. AJ Adams is here because he still thinks he still has some measure of vengeance to take from me. X is here because....honestly I have no clue. He seems to think he is better than the BWF and the World Title doesn't matter so frankly he can cut of his dick, shove it up his ass, and go fuck himself. That leaves Brianna and I....the two people who DESERVE to be fighting for this title. I don't dislike Brianna and I wish her the best of luck when I take my title back from her.
Allen shrugs.
Allen Chaney: We are all going to Hell and I am the pudgy Devil. I've been using that Watchmen logo as my calling card for awhile but for the first time a quote from the actual comic seems very appropriate... because at Hellbound I won't be locked in a cage with all of you....you will all be locked in a cage with me. Set-up. Punchline.
Allen takes one last look at the piece of cage before walking away.
There was a lot of tension in the ring as the six competitors were ready to battle and the referee spoke to the teams, forcing members out. The bell sounded and we were left with Hirano and Scene to start things off. Scene dodged a running one legged dropkick and pulled Hirano to his feet. She hit with with hard elbows before lifting him for a death valley driver. Hirano struggled and landed on his feet behind her and lifted her, hitting a blue thunder bomb and into a pin. One.. kickout before two. Scene rolled to her feet and caught Hirano with a hard enziguri. She tagged out to Biafra and he entered the ring and started to mount an assault on Hirano. He calculated hard right hands onto Hirano. He pulled Hirano to his feet and Hirano tried to push him away but Biafra came back with the Instant Karma (Rebound Lariat). Biafra rolled into a cover. One… two and a kickout. Biafra pulled Hirano up and and looked for the Quickiller (Spinning Backfist) but Hirano ducked it and delivered a cross arm neckbreaker. Hirano crawled to his corner and tagged in Linette as the fans popped. She came in and charged Biafra and he looked for a clothesline but she ducked it. She looked for a belly to back suplex but Biafra flipped backwards and landed on his feet, turned, and made a tag to Morgan. Morgan came in quick and Linette hit the ropes and looked for a crossbody but she was caught. Morgan dropped to a knee and delivered a backbreaker and held onto Linette. He stood and powered her to his shoulders but Linette turned herself and spiked Morgan with a DDT. Linette started to climb to her feet and Morgan to his. Biafra wanted the tag and Scott was clapping with the crowd for Linette.
Nick Webb: Here we go!
Biafra and Scott get tagged in and they climb in quickly. Biafra drops Scott with a belly to back suplex and she rolls to her feet. He lands a hard kick to the gut of Scott and scrambled as he looked for the Full Moon Special (Jumping Package Piledriver) but Scott spun away. She tried to small package Biafra for a cover. One… two and Biafra was able to shift his weight and move Scott’s shoulders to the mat. One… two.. kickout. Biafra rolled to his feet and Scott was up right after. Scott hit a dropkick onto Biafra that sent him into his corner where Scene tagged herself in. She jumped in and looked for a flying forearm smash as she charged but Scott dodged out of the way. She backed into her corner and tagged in Hirano. Scott springboarded off the ropes and hit the Seeing Stars (Colliding Headbutt) and she rolled out of the ring. Scene fell to a knee and Hirano grabbed the ropes on the corner and screamed as he arched his back and stood. He charged and rocked Scene with the Yoi Yume O (Running Knee to Knelt Opponent). Scott pulled Morgan off the apron and the two started to brawl as Hirano smiled and tagged Linette. Hirano speared Biafra off the apron with a suicide dive and they were both down. Linette entered the ring and waited for Scene to stand and delivered the Super Blinding Colors (Tilt-a-whirl DDT) and covered. One… two… three!
WINNERS AND STILL TRIOS CHAMPIONS: Honor Club, via pinfall 16:31
Hirano rolled into the ring and hugged Linette as Scott soon joined them and they were handed their titles. Biafra shouted at the trio and said they weren’t done. Honor Club rolled out of the ring before 27 Club could retaliate and headed towards the back.
Let There be Light
We open in a dimly lit room, only the moonlight from outside of the arena, along with an exit sign giving us any kind of illumination. Despite the subtle lighting, one thing is unmistakable, the smug face of Jonathan Fhenix, which garners its usual chorus of boos.
Jonathan Fhenix: Tonight many believe a man of my elite status in this industry is finally going to get his. With the rest involved in this chaotic main event, I too will go to hell, but you see BWF, what you all foolishly fail to realize is unlike the rest of the commoners in this match, from pretenders to the throne, to rusty old relics, to fat, out of shape nobodies, and of course, the quintessential epitome of the term flash in the pan, none of them would dare go to hell and back for you, the deprived masses of this company who have been force fed mediocrity as pseudo greatness for years. These men and this one woman, for them, it is all to feed their egos, but for me, oh no, this is about proving what I have said since gracing you all with my presence. You need me to help you BWF, you need me more now than ever.
Jonathan Fhenix: Oh sure, the rest of the participants in this match are going to try to tell you how undeserving I am to be in this thing, perhaps calling me a variety of names I’ve heard before in my travels to try to deter me from my goals, to try to sway you into thinking they know what’s best for you, what’s best for this company, but in truth, they have all failed you. Think about it. X hasn’t done much of merit since 2003, Chaney and AJ Adams never show anything but glimpses of greatness, and our champion is content with knowing I assisted in her becoming champion. Has beens, fads, charlatans, those that don’t have the best interests of you, the parasites who follow this company, or the ideals of the company at large. Thankfully, that’s where I come in.
Fhenix smirks, looking like the cat that ate the canary.
Jonathan Fhenix: Because if there’s one thing I know about you people it’s that despite our differences, despite the fact I wouldn’t want to be near one of you for fear of some inbred disease you’re carrying, I know you respect me. You respect my skills, you respect my class, you respect my dignity, and most of all you respect the fact that when I say I’m going to do something, it will come to pass, as sure as the sun rises and sets, giving way to the moon. You know that unlike the rest of my opponents, you can count on me as a man of the people.
Jonathan Fhenix: Yes, I came here for you, David Slayton, to put you on trial for your years of fooling these people into thinking you were anything but a loser, a villain, and a fraud, but you know, I’m all about being a man of opportunity, so if I can show you how easily I can conquer your chess board, David, while cleansing this dirty old shoe of a wrestling company of the filth that inhabit it, well, that’s a win-win for me now isn’t it?
Fhenix clears his throat.
Jonathan Fhenix: For on this day, the year of your Tragic Hero, June 26th, 2015, Jonathan Fhenix saw your pain, your sadness, your bitter frustration at the mundane, drab, boring individuals who pretend to be professional wrestlers, and with one hand in the air, the other on his heart, he reached up into the skies, took the BWF World Title, and said onto ye masses.
Fhenix pulls a cord on a ceiling light, illuminating the room with a sly grin.
Jonathan Fhenix: Let there be light.
Fhenix claps his hands together, signaling “another day at the office” as he walks away, the focus returning to ringside.
Rune joined Fenryr at ringside for the next match as Hullum handed off the Sovereign Championship. The two men got real close as the referee went over the match with them and they had a few words. The fans seemed to back Hullum as the bell sounded and Fenryr dropped him with a short-arm clothesline. Fenryr pulle Hullum up and the two men locked up. Hullum quickly drove his knee into the gut of his opponent and sent him into the ropes. Fenryr came back and hit a shoulder block on Hullum. Hullum rolled to his feet and they locked back up and tried to overpower each other. It appeared that Hullum was going to gain the upper hand as he forced Fenryr to a knee. Fenryr powered to his feet and pushed Hullum into a corner. Fenryr drove a knee into the gut of Hullum twice and took a few steps back. Hullum took a few steps out of the corner and Fenryr caught him with a Samoan drop and rolled him into a cover. One… two and a kickout. Hullum powered to his feet and grabbed Fenryr. Hullum looked for a neckbreaker but Fenryr spun him around and hit his own swinging neckbreaker. Both men got to their feet and Fenryr looked for a German suplex but Hullum threw two hard elbows to the side of the head of Fenryr to break the hold. Hullum grabbed Fenryr and hit the Crash Landing (Snapmare Driver). He rolled Fenryr into a cover as Rune shouted to kickout. One… two and a kickout. Fenryr pulled himself to his feet and Hullum sent him into the corner. Hullum charged and hit a running forearm and then he pulled Fenryr to the center of the ring. Hullum grabbed Fenryr and delivered the Kurtain Kall (Hangman’s Facebuster) as the fans popped. He rolled Fenryr into a cover. One… two.. kickout! Hullum couldn’t believe it as he sat against the corner.
Nick Webb: Kurt can’t believe that Fenryr kicked out and neither can we.
Rayne: If he stays on him this is over.
Hullum stood and pulled Fenryr to his feet. Fenryr tried to fight back with hard right hands that caught Hullum off guard. Fenryr delivered a hard knee to the gut and lifted Hullum up for the 9-9-9 (Gorilla Press Slam). Fenryr dropped Hullum and seemed fired up again as he went off the ropes and connected with a big splash. Both men got to their feet and Hullum looked for a clothesline but Fenryr ducked and locked him into a full nelson. Hullum struggled and couldn’t break free before Fenryr delivered the Gravedigger (Full Nelson Legsweep Faceplant). Fenryr rolled Hullum into a cover as Rune jumped up and down. One… two.. kickout! Fenryr scratched his head and he looked at the referee. Fenryr pulled Hullum to his feet and hit him with a headbutt. Hullum dropped and connected with a jawbreaker on Fenryr. Hullum started to set up for a belly to belly but Fenryr pushed away. Hullum hit the ropes and came back and walked into a kick to the gut. Fenryr grabbed Hullum and quickly pulled him in and connected with the Hel Road (Double Underhook Powerbomb). Fenryr fell to his knees and then onto Hullum for a cover. One… two.. kickout! Hullum somehow kicked out at the last moment and Fenryr was in shock. He stood and said something to the referee and disagreed with the two count. Fenryr started to pull Hullum up for another Hel Road but Hullum was able to spin away and lift Fenryr up and connect with the California Dreaming (Omega Driver). Hullum fell onto Fenryr as the fans counted along. One… two… three!
WINNER AND STILL BWF SOVEREIGN CHAMPION: Kurt Hullum, via pinfall 19:32
Rune pounded the mat in frustration as Hullum rolled out of the ring to grab his title. Fenryr came to and reached through the ropes and tried to grab him but missed. Hullum smiled and headed towards the back as Fenryr promised it wasn’t over.
History Lesson
Brianna Park walks into the camera frame with the Happenstance crown on her head and the BWF World championship on her shoulder. She clears her throat for a bit before opening her mouth to speak
Brianna Park: First of all, let me say this; X, great match we had there in Havok and you best believe that we tore the house down at that show. As far as I am concerned, the score between us is 1-1. I'm actually looking forward to the tiebreaker between us, X. Also looking forward to facing you as well as the others in the main event later on tonight. Truly I am. Always been a pleasure facing you in the ring. Now that I get that out of the way, let me talk about one of my opponents in the Hellbound match. Let me talk about Jonathan Fhenix.
Brianna Park adjusts her championship a bit.
Brianna Park: I find it funny that this PPV is called Vertigo because I swear I got an extreme case of dizziness after your shitty promo. You only have been here like what… a month and you acting like you run this ship. Acting like your shit doesn’t stink. Tired of me talking about my trials and tribulations? Fine. Let me talk about your favourite subject. Let me talk about you Mr. Fhenix. Let’s get in the mind of the so called mastermind. The truth about you Fhenix is that you’re the biggest attention whore in the wrestling world. You’re a bigger attention whore than me and that says something! It seems like every fed you go to, you like to annoy the fuck out of the fed owners and bitch and moan everytime things doesn’t go your way. I’ve done my research on you. Let’s look at your wrestling background for a sec. You were the 2012 Underground X Sprint Winner and a two time UX Uncensored Champion am I correct? You were poised to be a great superstar there, but then you had backstage problems and left that fed. Translation, you didn’t get what you wanted and instead of doing something productive about it… you took your ball and ran away. Then you went to Eternity Wrestling. You ran your big fat mouth there while forming a tag-team with Souleman called Paragons of Virtues. Funny that the so called mastermind never won a championship there, not even the tag-team championships. I guess you were too busy running your mouth and annoying the piss out of anyone that had the misfortune of listening to you. What’s even more humorous is that Souleman beat the crap out of you at the very last EW’s episode. Can’t blame him. He was tired of your shit. Then you went to CCW and did the same old crap of running your mouth acting like you’re holier than thou before forming an alliance with a former world champion in his own right Tony Drake and that team was called, “Magna Opera.” Hmmm, I don’t know much Latin to be honest, but I do know that Magna Opera means, “Great Work.” And what great work you two did, terrorizing that fed while talking whole bunch of nonsense to the point that the CCW Board got tired of your shit and didn’t succumb to your bullshit demands. Oh it must have hurt when CCW owners didn’t give you what you wanted and you did what Jonathan Fhenix always does when things doesn’t go his way…you took your ball and ran away. Then there’s the Crusade, the project fed of Underground X… a wrestling company you swore yourself that you’ll never go after the last time you were there. Hey class, guess what Fhenix did while he was in there? If you guessed, “opening his mouth and talking whole bunch of nonsense,” then you guessed correct! You formed an alliance called 2 Man Gang with your bitter rival Jack Adams. An alliance you yourself know that it was a throwaway idea from the management to get you to stop bitching about being underutilized. As a tag-team there, you finally won a tag-team gold while admittedly having a great feud with The Pride and The Dead Rabbits. But looking back during that great feud, I couldn’t help but wonder how that feud started. Then it hit me. You egged both tag-teams on and went on to talk about Malika Flores Chen from the Dead Rabbits and Richie Valiant from the Pride personal relationship with each other and it sickened you that while Malika was a tag-team champion, she was also a World champion there and was the only duo champion in Crusade. Ohh you were jealous of her and couldn’t stand the fact that even as a tag-team champion, nobody cared about you and your little rants while all eyes were focused on Malika even after she lost both of her championships. We all know what happened at the Crusade when the fed owner went loco, probably fed up with your constant shit talking. Then you and Jack Adams went to EWS and admittedly had a great Las Vegas Fury tag-team championship reign only to be dethroned by The Takeover. Instead of picking yourself up and trying to get back at The Takeover like real men, you bitched and moaned about your loss..not giving credit to those two guys that defeated you and Adams and eventually 2MG imploded when Jack Adams finally got sick and tired of your shit right before EWS eventually decided to shutdown.
Brianna takes a moment to let her words sink into the viewers.
Brianna Park: So what’s the point of all of this Fhenix? Why am I talking about your past when I should be focusing on the present you might ask. Well the point is Fhenix is that you’ve always been a big shit talker that always takes your ball and run away when things don’t go your way. You’ve always leeched onto others and form an alliance only for the people that your form an alliance with to kick your smarmy ass down the road. You’ve always been a problem for the Board of Directors in every federation you go to and you’ve always been a cancer. You’re no tragic hero. You’re just a tragic story in itself and someone who constantly tries to start a war that he can’t win. Ever since you arrived to BWF, you’ve been calling out a man who’s not even in this company and slandering his name while at the same time forcefully injecting yourself in other people’s business. You begged the Wyatts to treat you like some kind of big deal when in reality you’re just an annoying gnat that needs to be squashed. I got to give you credit because your plan actually worked. You got your big contract signing and your title match. However… this is where it ends. You say that BWF deserves a real champion…well BWF already got one and they are looking at it right now. If I can steal a catchphrase from Triad, another champion here in BWF, in the Hellbound match “Anything Goes” but I do know for one thing, you’re not leaving this PPV with the BWF World Championship. Trust me on that.
Brianna Park then looks at her championship before looking back at the camera.
Brianna Park: And that goes for the other competitors. Allen Chaney, you defeated me once…but it will never happen again. There will be no more punchline coming from you Comedian. Same can be said about you X. I still have a score to settle with you sir. AJ Adams, you had your chance in the spotlight before, but you’re old news now. You’re too focused on your personal vendetta against a fat man who is obsessed with the Watchmen comics. Not saying that beating you will be easy, but I know that I can take you on. Tonight…Brianna Park is going to, “shock the world” like I always have since coming to BWF. I told you all that this is the Era of the Queen B and my empire is just starting. I’m not ready to fall. Not yet. Naega Jael Jal Naga…
Brianna Park smiles brightly.
Brianna Park: I’m the best. Keep talking haters because I love proving you all wrong!
Brianna winks at the camera before leaving the scenery
Nick Webb: I can’t believe that one of these two ladies will be gone from BWF after this match.
Rayne: It isn’t a stretch saying that Zoe and Elena are two of the biggest competitors to step foot in a BWF ring.
There’s a microphone in the ring for the match as the bell sounds to start things. Cooper rushed Simonova and speared her to the mat. Cooper laid into Simonova with hard right hands before getting flipped on her back. Simonova got to her feet and pulled Cooper up with her. Simonova bounced Cooper’s skull off the turnbuckle and then delivered a belly to back suplex. Simonova dropped her knee into the small of the back of Cooper. She locked in a Boston crab on Cooper and sat on her back. Cooper struggled and made it to the ropes to break the hold. Cooper used the ropes to pull herself up and Simonova charged and rocked her with a running double axe handle. Simonova looked for the buzzsaw kick but Cooper ducked it. Cooper tried to lock in the Z Clamp (Dragon Sleeper) but Simonova spun away. Simonova kicked Cooper in the gut and delivered the Vodka Tonic (Canadian Destroyer). Simonova yelled “is this what you want?” at Cooper.
Nick Webb: Oh no…
Rayne: This could be the end of Zoe.
Simonova pulled Cooper into the center of the ring and locked in the Arm of the Kremlin (Haas of Pain). Cooper struggled but there was no escaping the move. Simonova yelled at her to say it. Cooper screamed she quit loudly into the microphone as the fans cheered.
WINNER: Elena Simonova, via submission 9:44
Cooper reached for her pain in severe pain as Simonova just looked down at her and shook her head. She rolled out of the ring and left as the fans started to chant “Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey hey, goodbye” to Cooper.
The Conqueror
The cameras cut to the backstage area with some static on the screen. We get a hard opening to AJ Adams standing in front of a camera with the Vertigo backdrop behind him mixed with Awesome Adams Show logos on it as well. He looks into the camera for a few moments and starts to smirk.
AJ Adams: I know episodes of the Awesome Adams Show have been few and far between but I think it’s safe to say that the past few months for me have been… hectic. I nearly had my career ended, I came back and showed Allen Chaney what a punk he is and earned the right to compete for the World Title, and then had it ripped away from me at the hands of that piece of garbage. I’ve heard the things that Allen had to say and I know he thinks he deserves to be the BWF World Champion. Good joke, Allen. You don’t deserve to touch that belt and I’m going to make sure it doesn’t happen. You’ll never be BWF World Champion as long as I’m around and I plan on being around for a long time. I’ve taken multiple curbstomps over the past few weeks and I’m still kicking. You might want to try to end me but I will not stop.
He rolls his wrists and tilts his head side to side briefly.
AJ Adams: Allen deserves the title just as much as this Jonathan Fhenix does. He’s come in and proved nothing and thinks the world should be handed to him and it’ll be great seeing someone punch him in the mouth. You’re not some savior, you’re not the greatest thing in BWF, and you’re not the next World Champion. Just like I won’t let Allen become champion I know that X won’t let you touch that title either. X is a good guy, I respect him. He’s the type of guy that deserves to carry the championship. He goes out there to do one thing; compete.
AJ Adams: The same with Brianna Park. She wants to go out there and compete, to try and be at the top and right now she is. I have nothing against her but she’s mistaken about me. I’m not here one a personal vendetta against Allen. My goal in BWF has always been the champion, be the best. There’s also something that the four of you don’t understand.
He pauses and takes a deep breath.
AJ Adams: This isn’t just “a match”. This is Hellbound. Your careers are shortened by just stepping into that structure. This is my fourth time stepping into Hell. I’ve conquered Hellbound and so much more. I am the conqueror. I am the next BWF World Champion. Lights out.
AJ puts his hand over the lens as things fade to black.
Coming Soon to PPV
Friday, July 24, 2015
The five competitors are locked into the cell as the match is announced and rules are explained. The bell sounded as the crowd roared with cheers. Adams and Chaney quickly started to attack each other while X and Park attacked Fhenix. Chaney hit Adams with a hard bionic elbow and backed him into the corner. Park and X took turns landing blows on Fhenix as the crowd ate it up. Fhenix started to battle back with lefts and rights and tossed Park through the ropes. X grabbed Fhenix and delivered a big German suplex. Chaney dumped Adams over the top rope and to the floor below and followed after him. Park rolled back into the ring and she and X pulled Fhenix to his feet. Fhenix hit X with a hard headbutt and flapjacked Park into the ropes. She staggered and Fhenix looked for a kick but was caught with a snap sidekick to the jaw by Park. Park covered Fhenix. One… two and a kickout. Chaney put Adams onto his shoulder and was set to ram him into the steel cell but Adams struggled and landed behind him. Adams pushed Chaney head first into the cell. Fhenix was to his feet and caught a charging Park with the Stock Market Crash (Sky High). He popped to his feet and looked for the Tragic Hero (RKO) on X but X pushed him away. X grabbed Fhenix and tried to lock in the Straight Jacket (Half nelson/half chickenwing) on Fhenix but he struggled and fought. He was able to slip away and ran off the ropes and caught X with the Sudden Reality (Regal style knee). Fhenix turned and walked into Park as she hit him with a jawbreaker. She grabbed his arm and followed it up with the Seoul Food (Eat Defeat). X dove onto Fhenix for a cover. One… two… three!
ELIMINATED: Jonathan Fhenix
Nick Webb: Fhenix is done!?
Rayne: X is smiling from ear to ear. The numbers game was just too much for Fhenix.
Chaney and Adams had been fighting on the outside of the ring and Chaney tossed Adams into the ringpost shoulder first. X and Park started to exchange lefts and rights as Chaney rolled back into the ring. Park was hit with a hard right hand and staggered and turned into a bionic elbow from Chaney. Chaney followed it with a gutwrench suplex. He popped back to his feet and was grabbed from behind by X. X hit a belly to back suplex on Chaney and rolled to his feet. Adams was back in the ring and was grabbed by Park. Park tried to small package Adams into a pin. One… two. and kickout. Park pulled Adams back up and quickly hit a front dropkick and kipped up. Adams went hard into the corner and Park started to set him up in a tree of woe. Park looked for a running, stalling dropkick on Adams but he sat up. Park missed and Adams came off the top ropes and a big crossbody. Chaney had grabbed X and hit a bionic elbow and a knee to the gut. X staggered away and fell to a knee and rolled to the apron. Fhenix pushed past his referee and jumped onto the apron and hit the Tragic Hero on X as they crashed on the corner of the apron. Fhenix pushed X into the ring and shouted at him as the referee held him back. Chaney looked around and pulled him to his feet and set him up. Chaney grabbed X and delivered the Punchline (Package Piledriver) as the fans booed. Adams grabbed Chaney and hit him with the Last Call (Codebreaker) as he stood up. Park came flying from the top rope and hit a missile dropkick on Adams. Park dove over to X and hooked a leg. One… two… three!
ELIMINATED: X
Nick Webb: We’re down to three!
Rayne: And Fhenix found a way to screw X once again.
Park got to her feet and was grabbed by Adams who was waiting for her. He connected with a northern lights suplex and bridged for a pin. One… two.. and kickout by Park. Adams got to his feet and pulled Park up with him and started to set up for the Legacy Maker (Sister Abigail) but Chaney grabbed him from behind. Chaney pulled Adams away and hit him with a gutwrench powerbomb. Park approached Chaney and connected with a series of lefts and right punches before hitting a spinning back kick. Chaney fell to a knee and Park unloaded with quick kicks to the chest on Chaney. She hit a shining wizard on Chaney and scrambled to his legs. She started to look for the Cry for Kim Il (Figure Four) but Chaney kicked her away as she turned. Chaney got to his feet and caught her with a spinebuster as she charged. Adams charged Chaney and ran into a hard kick to the gut. Chaney followed it up with the Set Up (Double Arm DDT). Adams started to crawl on all fours and Chaney smiled. He hit the ropes and looked for the Heckler Control (Curbstomp) but Adams was able to move just in time. He stood and grabbed Chaney and hit the Last Call (Codebreaker). Park was up and walked right into the Legacy Maker. Adams rolled Chaney into a cover as the crowd counted along. One… two… three!
ELIMINATED: Allen Chaney
Rayne: I don’t believe it!
Nick Webb: Allen was able to end AJ once again with that Heckler Control but AJ knew better this time around and we’re down to the final two. Whomever gets to the top of the cell, climbs the ladder, and pulls down the BWF World Champion will walk out the champ.
Chaney rolled out of the ring in disbelief as the cell door was unlocked. X and Fhenix exit the cell in a few second apart from each other and head to the back and quickly start the brawl into the backstage area. Park and Adams locked up in the ring and Park hit a dropkick. She started to exit the ring but Adams grabs her and pulled her back into the center of the ring. He kicked her in the gut and looked for the Eat It (Fame-Asser) but Park moved out of the way. Adams hit the mat and was pulled up by Park. Park hit a snap suplex and rolled out of the ring. She exited through the door and looked up the cage. She took a deep breath and started to climb the cage slowly. Adams was to his feet and quickly exited the ring and left the cell. He grabbed the cage and started to climb up after Park who had a small head start. Park was to the top and scrambled to set up the ladder on top of the cell. Adams was almost to the top but was quickly stopped as Chaney had started to climb after him and grabbed his foot.
Nick Webb: What is Allen doing!?
Adams tried to shake his foot free and was able to do so. He got to the top of the cell and Chaney was there again and grabbed Adams’ foot. Park started to climb the ladder on the cell, slowly, as to not tip over. Adams was seated on top of the cell and tried to kick Chaney off him and was finally able to do so and Chaney fell about 15 feet to the floor below. Adams tried to quickly turn but the bell sounded as Park had pulled down the title.
WINNER AND STILL BWF WORLD CHAMPION: Brianna Park 34:14
Adams started to hit the top of the cage out of frustration until his knuckles started to bleed. He sat on his knees and watched as Park climbed down the ladder with the title over her shoulder and celebrated. She shrugged half-heartedly at Adams in an apologetic way and she started to climb down the cell. Adams watched on as she got to the bottom and held the title high. Chaney laid on the floor and laughed as he looked at Adams.
Nick Webb: Chaney once again screwed Adams out of the title.
Rayne: And Park retained and conquered the tenth Hellbound match. On top of that she looked impressive tonight!
Park was shown one more time celebrating as we faded to black, logo, black.
© Blazenwing Wrestling Federation 2015
Quick Results:
Da Bomb/”Danny Hall” def. Danny Hall
The Forgotten def. T.K.O.; BWF TAG TEAM TITLES RETAINED
Alex Silver def. Angel Kash; BWF INTERNATIONAL TITLE RETAINED
Ryan Lewis def. Johnny Maverick
Honor Club def. 27 Club; BWF TRIOS TITLES RETAINED
Kurt Hullum def. Fenryr Wulfsson; BWF SOVEREIGN TITLE RETAINED
Elena Simonova def. Zoe Cooper
Park def. Fhenix, X, Chaney, and Adams; BWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP RETAINED
Da Bomb/”Danny Hall” def. Danny Hall
The Forgotten def. T.K.O.; BWF TAG TEAM TITLES RETAINED
Alex Silver def. Angel Kash; BWF INTERNATIONAL TITLE RETAINED
Ryan Lewis def. Johnny Maverick
Honor Club def. 27 Club; BWF TRIOS TITLES RETAINED
Kurt Hullum def. Fenryr Wulfsson; BWF SOVEREIGN TITLE RETAINED
Elena Simonova def. Zoe Cooper
Park def. Fhenix, X, Chaney, and Adams; BWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP RETAINED